Jack Monroe #433 Let them eat copies of Thrifty Kitchen

[Geetbo]

Congratulations @Shimmering for the thread title. You get to choose one of the slops from the slopalong to eat.

Jack is still lying low after the roasting she got when she last returned to twitter. She didn't show up for her lecture to the Welsh poors but has just reactivated twitter.

Go well pals x

Friendly mod edit: please keep the threads to Jack, and not other accounts that talk about Jack, for example, if someone on Twitter named Terribly Dolly posts about Jack, the tattlers here can go off and look themselves, they don't need a running narrative of those accounts, or the accounts that talk about those accounts. Thank you, tender ones.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Jack is still lying low after the roasting

Dire

too short

 

[Hollaaa]

Morning, ninnies!

 

[Smol Pixel]

Interesting that she didn’t do any deleting after her flounce. I was sure she’d be having a clear out.

 

[MistyWindows]

No offence, but I can’t get my head around Leggy and Jack as a couple. They just look bizarre together
It’s like a manic pixie imp with rub on tattoos standing next to a character from the Raggy Dolls.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

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Morning, ninnies!

Advertising a chef... With a crap ton of smoke.. makes it look like he's burning his buns, whoever thought that image was a good ticket seller is a bit odd,
"I know, we'll have him dressed like a shiny Dinner Party Host emerging from the smoke of his burning buns..."

 

[Smol Pixel]

Jack didn’t show up to her keynote about the Welsh poors (did she jump or was she pushed?) and her Guardian Live also got cancelled and (sock horror) GAVE REFUNDS. Again, we don’t know why this happened but it’s fun to speculate.

Not correcting the because

 

[Hold my beans]

No offence, but I can’t get my head around Leggy and Jack as a couple. They just look bizarre together
It’s like a manic pixie imp with rub on tattoos standing next to a character from the Raggy Dolls.

Looks to me like she wanted a mother figure with a nice big house thrown in.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

No offence, but I can’t get my head around Leggy and Jack as a couple. They just look bizarre together
It’s like a manic pixie imp with rub on tattoos standing next to a character from the Raggy Dolls.

Wait wait, are Jack and Leggy back together after all these years?

 

[Slop n slide]

Spoiler: Hungover

Watching Disney in bed to try and distract myself from my raging hangover and ffs are you serious.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Don't know about you guys, but I'm very excited about Jack's brand new and totally original Christmas recipes this year. Like this!

Oh.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Just got the Bookshop.org Black Friday email and well…

The way this is written is awful. It implies that the book was a collaboration with the TT.

I used to buy loads of Xmas gifts from Bookshop but between their Monroe arse licking and the constant pushing of India ‘married to a pedalo’ Knight, I think I’ll go back to Waterstones.

 

[zetta buttons]

Don't know about you guys, but I'm very excited about Jack's brand new and totally original Christmas recipes this year. Like this!

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Oh.

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Ah yes, memories.


She painstakingly weighed out the brioche dough balls IIRC.


ETA- nope. Meticulously. Not painstakingly. That’ll teach me to second guess Jack Monroe, chef, cook, author, writer, accidental twit.

 

[Muttley]

The comments!! Nothing like a bit of family shame in your local rag. Are there any safe spaces left for her now?

Jack Monroe's Thrifty Kitchen to be given away at food banks | Echo (echo-news.co.uk)

 

[Valiofthedolls]

It’s been 308 days since Jack began work on the VB(P)I that was “going to take the weekend to pull together”

 

[MoistenedGussets]

The comments!! Nothing like a bit of family shame in your local rag. Are there any safe spaces left for her now?

Jack Monroe's Thrifty Kitchen to be given away at food banks | Echo (echo-news.co.uk)

This is what happened when the comments aren't moderated, people tell the truth.

 

[MistyWindows]

Wait wait, are Jack and Leggy back together after all these years?

Nah sorry ninnie no tea here! Those muffins got burned years ago.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Jenny numbers, as the founder of the #justiceforIqbal #SH1TTER movement (so to speak) you’ll be delighted to learn he has “pro bono no win no fee” representation.

Now, if we could all bung something in his PayPal slush fund legal fees fund to pay for his free lawyer, that would be great. He’ll never ever mention it ever again be donating all the money to the charidee for traumatized landlords if he doesn’t need it.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

The comments!! Nothing like a bit of family shame in your local rag. Are there any safe spaces left for her now?

Jack Monroe's Thrifty Kitchen to be given away at food banks | Echo (echo-news.co.uk)

Oh my god! She's getting torn to shreds isn't she?!?

Great to see a few more bits of local tea too.

Big Dave MBE and Evelyn must be mortified.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

The comments!! Nothing like a bit of family shame in your local rag. Are there any safe spaces left for her now?

Jack Monroe's Thrifty Kitchen to be given away at food banks | Echo (echo-news.co.uk)

"Mayihaveaanopinionplease" claims Jack sued or tried to sue someone for £25,000 for publishing her birth name. As far as we know her 100% success rate is Katie Hopkins only. Then there's this ...

perhaps you could do a piece on her early life for example when she lived in thorpe bay and went on holidays in mummys land rover discovery, or why she didnt receive no financial help from her parents when she was younger.

We know about the Land Rover but I would like to know about the financial help - ie why she didn't ask her wealthy parents for money to feed her own child. What do the commenters know that the canal doesn't? Come over here and tattle on her

And then:

I would like to see justice done once and for all, for Iqbal's sake

REVENGE FOR THE HOUSE OF POO