Jack Monroe #430 Keep strong, good Turkish haircut

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Yay. You did it. Don’t know where my threads are. Floating around Tattle somewhere 😂

Here’s my tl;dr
Thank you to @Katkat and @Brian Butterfield for the thread title nomination from Jack’s now DELETED Twitter mentions. You win an item of your choosing from the skip on Jack’s drive.

It has been A DAY here in Jackland. We’ve had the full chaos rollercoaster as Jack started off yesterday with happy-happy moving house posts and cringey thirst posts and a lovely haircut from a Turkish barber (Shroedinger’s barber who both did and didn’t engage in small talk) and descended today into rage, blaming the haterz for nearly KILLING HER and threatening legal action. What a wild ride it’s been.

She just wants to be happy about the house she DESERVES and wants to paint in Farrow & Ball, especially as she’s never been able to paint a home before (except for all the times she has painted, which she denied even when the screenshots were RIGHT THERE!)

Speculation has been made over whether she will be buying or renting but never fear, Jack has promised multitudinous photos for our 🔺🔺🔺 pleasure.

It all culminated in her deleting her Twitter. Get the popcorn out and head over to instagram for the next instalment.
 
Vlad wants to help Jack get back on her feet with a legitimate career path.
 

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I’ve always thought she is a smack head. Like big time. I just get those vibes, and very unfortunately I’ve known a few who ended up on that route. She doesn’t give coke energy, those people are just wankers full of their own importance. The smack has made the people I know who have succumbed into self-absorbed liars who shake and stammer and pretend they’re ‘ill’ because of the shot choices they’ve made. (I know this isn’t a fashionable opinion, but everyone goes through tit in their lives. It’s a choice to do drugs, everyone knows the consequences are horrific for themselves and their families)
 
I can't imagine that this latest chaos and lie-fest is going to go over well with her agent and publisher. Both of them more than likely have clients/authors that are less trouble and generate more income. The publisher hasn't exactly been enthusiastically promoting Grifty Kitchen, and today's episode isn't a positive demonstration of Jack's judgement and maturity. She's on really shaky ground professionally IMO.
 
regularvoltaire said:
I’ve always thought she is a smack head. Like big time. I just get those vibes, and very unfortunately I’ve known a few who ended up on that route. She doesn’t give coke energy, those people are just wankers full of their own importance. The smack has made the people I know who have succumbed into self-absorbed liars who shake and stammer and pretend they’re ‘ill’ because of the shot choices they’ve made. (I know this isn’t a fashionable opinion, but everyone goes through tit in their lives. It’s a choice to do drugs, everyone knows the consequences are horrific for themselves and their families)
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You might be Candyman-ing her with this! it was a comment like that (which I don’t think anyone could find) was one of the reasons she came to visit here on thread 31.

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Did anyone get a screenshot of how many tweets she had before deactivating? She’s sure to go on a massive delete-a-thon
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I took this at midnight

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Just took these, looks like the last live number was 17,472 or 37 tweets up

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You might be Candyman-ing her with this! it was a comment like that (which I don’t think anyone could find) was one of the reasons she came to visit here on thread 31.

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I often wonder how Jack would be received by the canal now compared to back then, when in my opinion fraus were too accommodating of her being a snidey little bleep here.
 
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We were 🔺 step stools in the last thread, look at the filth she posted today to 'own da haters' :sick:

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Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

Why does she insist on writing everything out longhand? Especially since she claims that she's in the midst of an RA flare-up. And why use an expensive branded notebook for something so ephemeral? Surely a spreadsheet or a note-taking app or a little database or even just a plain text file...
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So this twitter deletion is no doubt because she realises she has lied over those earrings in Georgian Church style proportions.
Just bringing it over to this thread, and thanks to @Marmalade Atkins for finding older tweets.
Dear Harold bought her some Tiffany earrings for her birthday (March 17th) as she was being trolled for wearing Etsy Tiffany earrings, which he apparently also bought for same birthday. Complicated Harold 🤪
Needless to say there is NO photographic evidence of those Etsy earrings before her birthday and also no trolling for Harold to spot 🤷‍♀️ Very mysterious.

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