Jack Monroe #414 Catch Me If You (Tin) Can

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Toot Toot! Jack is back. Boo, I guess.

Well done @MavisBeacon for nominating @Smeghead 's words for our new thread title. You both win a night out in Southend with Jack, Russ and that other internet weirdo, I forget their name. Spoon's O'clock!

Anyway, yes Jack is back, and she's turned a new leaf, admitted her mistakes and a shiny halo sits upon her new haircut and colour, no no I jest, only the new hair is true, she came back as vile as ever.


She thinks you're a Nazi if you vote for the Tories, and is generally being a snarky mare on Twitter. She put on a child's sweat shirt and posed liked a blurry goose, claiming she just didn't notice it was one of SB's old ones for days. Ergh honky.


Remember to stay on topic to save the mods a headache and hello to newbies, please check out our wiki, the pink button above, full of FACTS.

Also; Jack loves geese.
 
I tried to post on the last thread but I just wanted to comment on the “look at me wearing a teeny hoodie pic”

urgh - where to start with all the things that are wrong with this post

1. No (nearly) teenage boy needs his mates knowing he shares clothes with his mum
2. The irresponsible positive promotion of extreme “skinniness”
3. How many poor people Dya know who has so many clothes they’ve actually lost track. My absolute vice is clothes shopping yet I’ve not once mistaken something of my partners for my own. Her shopping addiction must be off the charts
 
What the duck is a 'communal wardrobe'?
Does SB not having anything he can just call his own?
It's just sad now.

Re: watch chat. She claimed the 21st Bday Omega Seamaster was bought from a cheap website and only cost £600. It was sold during the pov. This would have been a silver watch, not unlike the one in the recent pigskin hat photo earlier this thread.
The awful gold clasp Dr Who watch was gifted by Big Dave at the start of this year, it’s gold with a brown leather strap.
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Oh no... she didn't get taken in buying a 'high quality' replica seamaster did she? You can't get a seamaster for £600 and the replicas run up to around that mark and are visibly indistinguishable. But they're effectively a scam set up to catch the people who want to be able to tell people it's genuine, the £100-200 replicas are clearly fake to the discerning eye (the people they're trying to fool).
 
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Oooo, extra recap, she of course played the AA card on her return, the recent trolling is so bad that she now goes to 10 meetings a week. Clever fraus spotted that she said this before, and has been going to 10 meetings a week for months now.

Also, also, she never sold the Seamaster watch, recent photo shows it on her wrist. (Please don't copy the photo over here unless cropped. Cheers, pals.)
 
Orphan_Black said:
Oooo, extra recap, she of course played the AA card on her return, the recent trolling is so bad that she now goes to 10 meetings a week. Clever fraus spotted that she said this before, and has been going to 10 meetings a week for months now.

Also, also, she never sold the Seamaster watch, recent photo shows it on her wrist. (Please don't copy the photo over here unless cropped. Cheers, pals.)
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Isnt it bad that after this long she still needs AA this much. Sometimes i wonder if she just goes as a means to get out of the house.
 
Orphan_Black said:
Toot Toot! Jack is back. Boo, I guess.

Well done @MavisBeacon for nominating @Smeghead 's words for our new thread title. You both win a night out in Southend with Jack, Russ and that other internet weirdo, I forget their name. Spoon's O'clock!

Anyway, yes Jack is back, and she's turned a new leaf, admitted her mistakes and a shiny halo sits upon her new haircut and colour, no no I jest, only the new hair is true, she came back as vile as ever.


She thinks you're a Nazi if you vote for the Tories, and is generally being a snarky mare on Twitter. She put on a child's sweat shirt and posed liked a blurry goose, claiming she just didn't notice it was one of SB's old ones for days. Ergh honky.


Remember to stay on topic to save the mods a headache and hello to newbies, please check out our wiki, the pink button above, full of FACTS.

Also; Jack loves geese.
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In the Catch Me If You (Tin) Can movie I’d like Jack to hoodwink the law by pretending to be a train driver rather than an airline pilot. Toot Toot! Morning ninnies, as you were.
 
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Glorious morning, THAT MAN is on R4 Today programme talking about Universal Credit and free school meals.
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That Man is on radio 4 at the moment talking about free school meals and the cost of living.
Jack must have been busy this morning. Good ol' Jamie, stepping in at the last minute
ETA... Snap, 3TT!😂
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He's stealing the glorious appearance fee straight out of Jack's pockets, how dare he! Does he want her to starve?!

BIB: she's sleeping off her flurry from last night, Jack wont stir until at least midday I reckon. :ROFLMAO:
 
Orphan_Black said:
Oooo, extra recap, she of course played the AA card on her return, the recent trolling is so bad that she now goes to 10 meetings a week. Clever fraus spotted that she said this before, and has been going to 10 meetings a week for months now.

Also, also, she never sold the Seamaster watch, recent photo shows it on her wrist. (Please don't copy the photo over here unless cropped. Cheers, pals.)
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Presumably those 10 meetings are on top of her existing 100 hour working week 🧐🤥
 
What a bleeping twit she is. Also; clearly cannot afford shampoo (but can afford another new haircut and blow dry?) and FACETUNE MUCH.

photoshop around the waist and breasts. Such MASCULINE energy…

ETA she looks like a WAG in a Juicy tracksuit from c.2003
 

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He's stealing the glorious appearance fee straight out of Jack's pockets, how dare he! Does he want her to starve?!

BIB: she's sleeping off her flurry from last night, Jack wont stir until at least midday I reckon. :ROFLMAO:
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Oh could be an interesting day over in bird land then. Let me get some popcorn & pray for a quiet day at work so I can keep up with all the updates on here 😂
 
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