Jack Monroe #412 Chiz on Tiz

[People-huv-tae-know]

Mod edit, so this stays somewhat on topic can the offtopic threads be used for the offtopic chats.

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Thread title by a ridiculous squig on twitter and Nominated by: @Hollaaa, you win a portion of green eggs and slop.


As for the recap - get fucked!
Not really dear hearts

Jack has been pretty quiet but has been active enough to fire some barbs at the parody account. Meanwhile, she has an active pair of socks.
She also debuted a lovely new slop in the putrid colour range.
Hopefully she remembers to get Content groomed and feed Coops mate.
The canal have been doing some deep dives and enjoying a break from the constant snark fest.
Go well my little pumbles.

P. S please check the wiki if you are new, it's a wild ride!

 

[Justacatindisguise]

We also saw Leggy being revolting and refusing to wash her hands after handling raw chicken on daytime telly. They were a match made in heaven.

 

[StatusWoe]

Noo, why is this the thread title? It was bad enough reading it once on that squig's twitter post!

We also saw Leggy being revolting and refusing to wash her hands after handling raw chicken on daytime telly. They were a match made in heaven.

No wonder they weren't together long. Pricklier than a pineapple. I do like Steph, though.

 

[Marj24]

Chiz on tiz must have got the most votes but how was it Jack related? I am sorry if I'm being thick.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Allegra was on yesterday's packed lunch. It is on channel 4 catch up. Someone asked on last thread..

 

[Lucky Escape]

If Content really was booked in for grooming today, then Jack will surely be posting to Insta about it within the next hour or two to prove us ninnies wrong....

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I did laugh react to the chiz on tiz thread title nomination post but I was laughing at the spirit in which the nomination was made and I regret my actions. Cheers cat's crying. Nice one.

Btw now there's a nice lull in Jacktivity I was able to add a fresh batch of words to the Jacktionary. Not arsed counting but I think we have about 125 words now. A true monument to incompetence.

 

[HotesTilaire]

If Content really was booked in for grooming today, then Jack will surely be posting to Insta about it within the next hour or two to prove us ninnies wrong....

Great point, we’ll be able to see her sad little eyes when her overgrown fringe has been clipped. Just hope Jack was able to find ££££ to pay for it.

 

[jenny2603]

Thanks for all that you do at Asda Jack.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I did laugh react to the chiz on tiz thread title nomination post but I was laughing at the spirit in which the nomination was made and I regret my actions. Cheers cat's crying. Nice one.

Btw now there's a nice lull in Jacktivity I was able to add a fresh batch of words to the Jacktionary. Not arsed counting but I think we have about 125 words now. A true monument to incompetence.

I just looked..

What a leviathan like intellect she believe she is..

Anywho, whilst I was there I saw the section about "What to do if taken in by Jack"
My first thought was,
"Get Out if there as quick as you can before she start.. gulp.. cooking for you"
But then I realised the 'Taken In' meant conned..
So then I thought, why not share a link here so any new folks can see the information for themselves?

So here it is..

Jack Monroe 2 Wiki

If you're here and you are new to Jack, please go to [URL='https://tattle.life/wiki/jack-monroe/']Wiki 1[/URL], where we have lots of info at the top for new frauen / herren. is dedicated to Jack's antics in 2022 and notable chaoi 2012-2021. For more detail on these, see the timeline on wiki...

tattle.life

 

[Emlo]

First the parody account was making money off of the back of her name and now the new thread title isn’t even relevant to her. Narc Jack will be raging

 

[Hollaaa]

Chiz on tiz must have got the most votes but how was it Jack related? I am sorry if I'm being thick.

Just for the lolz while Jack has LEFT.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

There's a Twitter account that tracks Jack's Patreon subscribers.

New sock Jack has replied to it. I mean, she's not even trying to hide it's her. Bonkers behaviour.

Sock Jack's reply

 

[Captainmouse]

Dragging this over from previous tread as it made me laugh

New thread for despisers of slop and gritting.

 

[SmolWarrior]

I have found the sock and there’s a fairly damning tweet from it that shows it’s her - in relation to another suspected sock whose name she knew without it being mentioned (if that makes sense!).
This is deeply unwell behaviour…

 

[overdueanadventure]

If Content really was booked in for grooming today, then Jack will surely be posting to Insta about it within the next hour or two to prove us ninnies wrong....

Let's see that shaved dog!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I have found the sock and there’s a fairly damning tweet from it that shows it’s her - in relation to another suspected sock whose name she knew without it being mentioned (if that makes sense!).
This is deeply unwell behaviour…

Twitter is her biggest and most damaging addiction IMO.

 

[Hollaaa]

I have found the sock and there’s a fairly damning tweet from it that shows it’s her - in relation to another suspected sock whose name she knew without it being mentioned (if that makes sense!).
This is deeply unwell behaviour…

Found it too. Can't be fun to find out you're more irrelevant than you thought you were and more transparent than you intended to be. But then to double down? Sad.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Let's see that shaved dog!

But please, not the shaved growler

 

[WeCouldBeGrifted]

Been a bit out of the loop in the last couple of days as I’ve been BUSY but any hints as to who or how I might find this new sock?

Thank(space)you in advance tender and gentle ones.