Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

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Well done @Marmalade Atkins for the thread title! Your prize is any kind of happy place after seeing Jack’s feet (and the rest) for the eleventeenth time. Words said by Jack. On one of those nights.

Here is a recap by @Menopausal Stormtrooper:

It was busy, busy, busy on the last thread.

We kicked off with Jack trending on Twitter for push back from squigs when she said her dad was a Marxist Leninist who saluted the queen in his medals during the queens speech.

Jack attempted to defend her father from criticism by claiming his was a good sort of landlord who helped the poors and those addled by alcohol by charging them a peppercorn rent and chatting to them on the phone.

Jack went to a Google summit and claimed she was doing it all for the poors. Later in the evening she uploaded a picture which appeared to flash her fanny on twitter. Then she tweeted that it was not her fanny, but her chubby thighs in shot.

Jack claimed to have held a 6 day old baby on a train, and also claimed to have laryngitis.
Later said her laryngitis was not the infectious kind.

Jack breadcrumbed that she'd previously asked to take part on Strictly Come Dancing, which allowed another outing of the ballet jack photo which new Fraus were not sufficiently prepared for in advance

Jack appeared on GMB in front of a picture of a burger.

@Penelope_Ghent uploaded the results of a FOI request that showed Jack had been to one meeting with the ONS about the price index.
No briefing came out of this meeting & changes to the inflation data had been planned for a long time and were not due to 'recent stakeholder demand'.

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Jack, you can't cook and claim you can feed a family for £20 a week.

What are food tech lessons like these days? Mine (year 7-9) were making cookies, sandwiches and salads. GCSE was entirely desserts. I obviously don't love the "poor people just don't know how to cook" narrative but if parents don't have the time/money then it would be helpful for kids to learn to make actual meals in school.

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Bringing this over from the pervious thread. I would like evidence of her work in the foodbank. She tweeted about a foodbank in Wimbledon having to close on the bank holiday and with such a huge Glastonbury sized following, I would have thought it useful to publish her knowledge of her local foodbanks and their opening hours, at the very least . I know, I know, she is so quietly, softly, humbly doing all this 'work', but this, I would have thought, would be something she felt very strongly about no?
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Brian Butterfield said:
Please do let us know, Jack, where you donated all this cash that people gave you under the false pretence it was for legal fees. The last time I checked Jack Monroe was not a registered charity.


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It will be interesting to see how she tries to worm her way out of this one. I don't think "I donated the money to charity, now leave me alone" is going to pass muster this time.
 
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