Jack Monroe #391 There are still copies of Good Food for Bad Days up for grabs

[Sideboard Bob]

Welcome to thread three ninety one!

Congratulations to @bladiesla and a very optimistic bookshop for the title, you win one of the few remaining unsold copies of GFFBD!

In the last thread Jack went to Dublin, and has just paid her respects to herself The Queen.


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[Alansbigplate]

 

[MistyWindows]

Jack when she sees people talking about something that has nothing to do with her:

 

[usefullyuseless]

Why Jack cry?
Queen Elizabeth die
She smol not large
Now Charles in charge

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Why King cry?
Mummy sadly die.
Why Jack distress?
King too big to press.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Why Jack cry?
Our Liz die
Why Jack smile?
Took a while

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Like her cooking,
My poems are tit.

(I don't get what the little poems are about, but there's mine.. )

 

[Clovis]

Why you cry?
Queen Liz die...
Arthritic shoulder crumble,
Let's eat some pumble!

 

[usefullyuseless]

Why Jack cry?
Queen Elizabeth die
Bungalow stairs tumble?
No it was Pumble

Warned!

 

[bladiesla]

Welcome to thread three ninety one!

Congratulations to @bladiesla and a very optimistic bookshop for the title, you win one of the few remaining unsold copies of GFFBD!

In the last thread Jack went to Dublin, and has just paid her respects to herself The Queen.


Please feel free to add more!

For newcomers, please read the wiki, pink button up there

Please use the words thread title when nominating.

Yay, I never win the thread title and it might not have even been the right post it seems...

I'll use the copies of BFFBD for my wobbly sideboard

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Yay, I never win the thread title and it might not have even been the right post it seems...

I'll use the copies of BFFBD for my wobbly sideboard ☺

You won by one point! I thought it was going to be like that Oscars Moonlight /Lala Land chaos.


On topic, Jack has not tweeted for three hours…

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I’ve skipped a bit of the last thread so apologies if it’s been posted but this is Jack adjacent. I don’t want to get into any GC stuff but it’s interesting the abuse JKR has got remembering Betty, where someone has complied the screenshots of abuse basically saying ‘you are next’. These are so obvious and demonstrable but Jack’s are always DMs or deleted. She doesn’t get that kind of abuse does she?

 

[MistyWindows]

Why Jack pose?
Queen turned up her toes.

 

[mchops]

You only have to watch a few minutes of this to see the link between JM and also how she uses twitter.
It's probably been mentioned before but it's uncanny

 

[Dogmuck]

My Granddad Queen is DEAD

 

[hooplifehero]

Sorry if a bit off topic but it’s happy and glorious to see Trifle Defender defending a trifle (reply to Molly)

 

[Toffee finger]

Why you cry?
Elizabeth die.
Why Jack cry?
It’s not about I

 

[NellieBoo]

You won by one point! I thought it was going to be like that Oscars Moonlight /Lala Land chaos.


On topic, Jack has not tweeted for three hours…

She's either sulking, working out a way to win back followers without offending the entire UK, or in deep talks with close protection services regarding the coming days.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Jack gets more stick than the Queen

Comments club are all positive but there's always one

 

[Dogmuck]

That and so much more dear tweeter