Orphan_Black
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Happy Saturday, Dear Tender ones.
Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob nominating @Smeghead 's post for winning the thread title competition. You win a mildly moist fireman's jacket, an arm each. Musty!
RECAP:
-Jack says she is getting a bodyguard because being called out on Twitter is the same as death threats. She refuses to leave Twitter because it's LITERALLY her job.
-Jack once again posted her empty bank accounts on Twitter to prove she is poor. A squig pointed out that her Patreon money should have arrived, so why the empty accounts. This could be because the subs don't drop until the 5th (Cheers @IcanSpellBéchamel for that last minute FACT) Jack stayed quiet on the matter.
-Backstage tea was spilt about the Channel 4 gig THAT man stole from her. Turns out she was in the running but was blackballed for being awful.
-Jack got a bit of weekend-wang, she wasn't keen on any of our nicknames for her delicious new beau who she is falling HARD for, so she provided her own, 'Burger Boy' was introduced to the fraus. The canal got shaky at the thought of a repeat six hour shag-a-thon. Luckily it was quick after pub booty call. Who knows how true any of it is.
-Jack claims she's been working behind the scenes with Essex police, who, according to Jack, have a whole department checking her socials for meanies. Essex Police have not confirmed this.
-Jack may or may not be off to Ireland, she still claims it's only £12 to do this.
-Jack got arsey with people on Twitter again, this time over a gender critical teacher's post. (Now deleted).
-Jack bought 2 £55 Urban Outfitters boilersuits. She looks like granny curtains, and weirdly the outfit was so hideous it made her head shrink, we all had a hoot over that horror show. She hasn't bothered returning the one that didn't fit. Thrifty!
-Jack took the blame for M&S now charging £12 for their Meal Deal. It's not your fault, Jack.
-Still no more recipes, one pan or not.
-No sign of her new undercut hair-do either, actually.
As ever, please try to keep on Jack related talk and nominating thread titles after post 500, (and no swearsies pleases).
Newbies are welcome, hi, lurkers be fraus, join in! Please have a look at the wiki button above, it's full of Jack FACTS and a hoot! Explains loads.
Let's get the weekend started, TOOT TOOT!
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Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob nominating @Smeghead 's post for winning the thread title competition. You win a mildly moist fireman's jacket, an arm each. Musty!
RECAP:
-Jack says she is getting a bodyguard because being called out on Twitter is the same as death threats. She refuses to leave Twitter because it's LITERALLY her job.
-Jack once again posted her empty bank accounts on Twitter to prove she is poor. A squig pointed out that her Patreon money should have arrived, so why the empty accounts. This could be because the subs don't drop until the 5th (Cheers @IcanSpellBéchamel for that last minute FACT) Jack stayed quiet on the matter.
-Backstage tea was spilt about the Channel 4 gig THAT man stole from her. Turns out she was in the running but was blackballed for being awful.
-Jack got a bit of weekend-wang, she wasn't keen on any of our nicknames for her delicious new beau who she is falling HARD for, so she provided her own, 'Burger Boy' was introduced to the fraus. The canal got shaky at the thought of a repeat six hour shag-a-thon. Luckily it was quick after pub booty call. Who knows how true any of it is.
-Jack claims she's been working behind the scenes with Essex police, who, according to Jack, have a whole department checking her socials for meanies. Essex Police have not confirmed this.
-Jack may or may not be off to Ireland, she still claims it's only £12 to do this.
-Jack got arsey with people on Twitter again, this time over a gender critical teacher's post. (Now deleted).
-Jack bought 2 £55 Urban Outfitters boilersuits. She looks like granny curtains, and weirdly the outfit was so hideous it made her head shrink, we all had a hoot over that horror show. She hasn't bothered returning the one that didn't fit. Thrifty!
-Jack took the blame for M&S now charging £12 for their Meal Deal. It's not your fault, Jack.
-Still no more recipes, one pan or not.
-No sign of her new undercut hair-do either, actually.
As ever, please try to keep on Jack related talk and nominating thread titles after post 500, (and no swearsies pleases).
Newbies are welcome, hi, lurkers be fraus, join in! Please have a look at the wiki button above, it's full of Jack FACTS and a hoot! Explains loads.
Let's get the weekend started, TOOT TOOT!
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the Westwoods without any success. The weird fishtail one isn't like anything of Viv's I've ever seen and looks like shit. The one from the make-up group looks more like it, but hard to tell based on only the neckline.
