Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)

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Recap:

On Twitter, Jack was picked up on the vile language she used in a 2013 Guardian interview (" I've not been brought up on benefits and a tracksuit watching Jeremy Kyle. I'm a middle class, well educated young woman who fell a bit by the way side. You think it doesn't happen to normal people, and you think we are all scumbags, eating burgers and watching day time TV. It can happen to anyone." )

Jack claimed this was merely her repeating a question from a journalist back to them. However, clever squigs soon found the original source, which was a speech she gave at the House of Commons which happened before the Guardian interview.

Jack listed the eleventy-four things she uses to help her with her chronic pain including some unusual pain medication combinations. AM is back and catching up on what she's missed

Jack's publishing team have allegedly visited her this morning and been treated to a mushtastic combination of mashed avocado on egg bread.
 
Recap:

Jack won't publish their annual salary any more, because she's fully aware that "some will falsely claim wild riches".

There was a mega thread last night RE crumbly shoulder, including terrible medication advice, with the whole thing acting as a distraction from the chaos (general)

AM thankfully reappeared post-holiday, because she is capable of taking time off Twitter

Hands were thrown under the bus

The JM quote RE Jeremy Kyle/tracksuit was extracted by a journalist despite it coming from a speech Jack made in the HoC. There's even an audio clip. Makes you think.

The publishers (hopefully) staged an intervention and were greeted with a plate of slop, featuring year-old radishes. What a shame they stopped at Pret on the way.
 
Tomorrow should be Patreon drop day as a heads up fraus. Will take a look at the month so far after lunch to see what acquisitions she’s had so far and how it compares to previous months, and share opening figure so anyone awake can do a quick MoM% figure.

Idk why I’m quite nervous about this one cos I think we’re gonna be disappointed and not see as many losses as we would expect with everything going on :(
 
Barrelling in from a thread behind to tell you about my public owl champagne moment today.

Walked past this sign earlier and took a picture for the fraus:

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Then went inside for a piss and a sandwich and was confronted with this:

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Shell petrol stations are clearly part of the secret anti-Jack global conspiracy.
 
You forgot the bit - MSE Martin proposes new prime minister goes on his show, JM offers to mediate (probably meant moderator), FMs start piling in supporting the idea…. Martin deletes tweet, Martin retweets original tweet… martin then tweets he’s so busy he’s muting people so can’t reply… ex-MSE journos supporting Martin … various journos on other threads hinting video exists of her pissed on train behaving badly and other things….

threw ex-admin Caroline under bus - claims she paid her with no furlough but Caroline did no work and left when furlough scheme ended…
 
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