Jack Monroe #369 Lie-de-Lie!

[Falkor]

Thread title courtesy of @Griftymcgriftface - your prize is a chapeau of your choosing from a small independent hat shop in Southend.

Molly finally dropped her full blog post on Medium.

The wiki is the pink button up top, please use the words "thread title" when nominating one.

Mod edit: Thread title has been changed to @BlendedSlop ‘s. This is the most liked one that refers directly to Jack. It is not wise to directly link Tattle to outside accounts. We are aware there are conflicting opinions, some in favour, and some more sitting on the fence. As has been pointed out before, despite those in favour, Tattle is still separate.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Awfully Molly's piece is currently the top result when you search Jack Monroe on Twitter.

Chapeau, Molly

 

[GrannyOgg]

Mollys blog is archived here.

Jack Monroe: Saint or Scammer?. How poverty in the UK became a… | by …

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Jacks dipped her toes in the Twitter pool twice today and Been greeted by silence.
We are now waiting for the inevitable chaos to descend

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I guess it’s too late, but I want to put it out there that I’m really really uncomfortable with having a thread title referencing and congratulating Molly. We’re independent of Molly, and it makes us look like we’re deifying her/him/them when in truth we know nothing about them or even their intentions.

I think it’s a mistake, personally.

 

[jenny2603]

Mollys blog is archived here.

Jack Monroe: Saint or Scammer?. How poverty in the UK became a… | by …

archived 21 Aug 2022 14:42:44 UTC

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Jacks dipped her toes in the Twitter pool twice today and Been greeted by silence.
We are now waiting for the inevitable chaos to descend

I think relapse is the next thing. This time Jack, try to learn something from it rather than doing a the internet made me drink PDF.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Spot Jack

 

[Toffee finger]

Not sure how I feel about the whole thing but I am glad some sqiggs have woken up to Jacks ways.
I imagine Jack will have some response to Molly eventually but if she has any tiny amount of sense left she’d just ignore it rather than bring even more attention to her.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I was too slow to post before the thread locked -

Wait, there's cake? Guess I'm becoming a swinger. Unless it's Jack that makes the cakes. I like having teeth and not the shits.

Jack says she bakes cakes for people that have been in or out of her fanny. So er, your call.

Be enough to turn the room monogamous for sure.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Spot Jack

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Why did I think it was the Noel Edmonds one!?!

 

[jenny2603]

Jack being escorted from Pontins due to excessive howling and clawing.

 

[floofle]

(Just to say if this is me, I’m not on any other social media and don’t use this handle anywhere else. It’s just what I call my dog when he is extra hairy. As you were.)

 

[Mrs Peel]

My recap is very short:

Jack's fucked and she knows it.

 

[chapeau]

I’d just like to point out and hope someone on Twitter highlights this, that you can claim back through PayPal if you’ve not paid using Friends and Family. This poor soul, I’d definitely be getting my money back into my account pronto.

 

[FeelingGroovy]

Spot Jack

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it’s the goofy teeth appearing from the beard. DYING.

It’s the spit of the character who appears towards the end of this sketch.

 

[NellieBoo]

This squigg is making me chuckle . They've been all over Twitter today.

 

[Bugger13]

Btw, I don’t know anything about this from the article: In June 2020, Jack claimed on twitter that she had been treated ‘horrifically’ by restaurant critic Fay Maschler, due to her ‘background/roots’.
Just had a look at Fay Maschler’s twitter (not a verified account-no blue tick) but from the few RTs I saw, she seems pretty lefty, and not the sort who’d be vile to someone based on background (assuming that actually is her). Did she refute Jack’s claim at the time, does anyone know?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I guess it’s too late, but I want to put it out there that I’m really really uncomfortable with having a thread title referencing and congratulating Molly. We’re independent of Molly, and it makes us look like we’re deifying her/him/them when in truth we know nothing about them or even their intentions.

I think it’s a mistake, personally.

Yeah I agree. I totally understand why others don’t, and want to show they are behind Molly, I respect that.

But it’s a bit of a Tattle/Twitter crossover and to me that always feels a bit off.

 

[jenny2603]

My recap is very short:

Jack's fucked and she knows it.

Mine isn't much longer. The M bomb dropped, Jack is near silent on Twitter, though lurks from her Pontins lair where she is some sort of insufferable dancing person haunting children's discos.

 

[Ms Biscuit]

It was interesting to me (as an American frau) that £200 squig is followed by Barack Obama's account. Then I saw that his account follows 581K people! Anyway, I have a feeling that Jack has been counseled, either by her agent or the attorney she claims to have at her beck and call , not to address AM's post. She can only hurt herself at this point. But what happens next? Does she dare rattle ever again? Does she make her Patreon transparent? I'm looking forward to finding out.

 

[Feck]

I guess it’s too late, but I want to put it out there that I’m really really uncomfortable with having a thread title referencing and congratulating Molly. We’re independent of Molly, and it makes us look like we’re deifying her/him/them when in truth we know nothing about them or even their intentions.

I think it’s a mistake, personally.

*Whispers* I think it should have been - Jack Monroe: Saint or Scammer. (Lifted straight from the thread but without the acknowledgement of Molly, so to speak. Although I would hope that it's clear from the discussions that Molly is not connected to Tattle. )