Jack Monroe #334 Wafting around Asda like a Smartprice Ghost

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Welcome to thread 334 everyone! Thread title congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon for the words and @BlendedSlop for nominating them! Your prize is Not Chard.

In the last thread Jack tweeted a lot. If anyone can manage to recap it I will be eternally grateful!

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Jack did all manner of smol pixie hi-jinks including a blended 'bed' soup and mixing up seeds. She's arguing with squiggles on Twitter and we may have spotted an actual apology.
Jack's selling her smelly used clothing, there's no doubt a lingering honk of bollock sausage, radish and chard. She's off Tinder now, and cancelled her dates with the phantom blokes.
Still no Vagrant Breath Index, and possibly a smol Patrecon mutiny spotted toward the end of the thread. Pumble on, my dudes.
 
MaineCoonMama said:
Jack did all manner of smol pixie hi-jinks including a blended 'bed' soup and mixing up seeds. She's arguing with squiggles on Twitter and we may have spotted an actual apology.
Jack's selling her smelly used clothing, there's no doubt a lingering honk of bollock sausage, radish and chard. She's off Tinder now, and cancelled her dates with the phantom blokes.
Still no Vagrant Breath Index, and possibly a smol Patrecon mutiny spotted toward the end of the thread. Pumble on, my dudes.
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Thank you for the recap MCM! A Not Chard is on its way to 1 Australia Street, Australia Town as we speak!
 
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