Pavlova
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Welcome dear ninnies one and all, to thread #326 where a few days and hours is like being in some kind of weird Jack Monroe warped space and time continuum. The thread title was nominated by @Orphan_Black with a brilliant 110 votes.
Our fave smol pixie took time out of her 120 hour working week to go on a weekend break to the Netherlands.
Much debate ensued as to whether she went on her own or with her OH (did you know she had an OH
) - speculation continues as to whether OH (Harold) has LEFT.
Jack appeared at a voluntary sector conference in Scotland causing great alarm among our Scottish frau. The black tie evening do was equally entertaining as Jack turned up in her unwashed 3 day old pov outfit. We also had train chaos with a white knight squigg meeting her in London with a hand brace for ouchy thumb.
At the weekend, she mithered about her Landlady and the ginormous eucalytus tree in the back garden of the crappy bungalow to her 500k Twitter followers (hence the face-tuning of the sky and a legs n hammock thott shot). In the meantime, we are eagerly awaiting the arrival of a posse of Diet Coke-break tree surgeons to chop down said tree.
However this may well have happened already - if not, then a row from either Big Dave or the landlady-across-the-road - as Jack's Twitter account has disappeared/been deactivated. The Flying monkeys are desolate - one (and only one) of them mentioned it in a tweet.
Still no VBI, mention of payments to HMRC and we have the glories of Billy Bragg and Jack to look forward to at Glastonbury (if the trains are running and Peeky Mink is still active...). And LJC is living her best life this summer in California.
To quote @Switchstreetz who opened the last thread: Wiki is the pink button up there somewhere ⤴ have a read if you're new, and please include the words "thread title" in any nominations makes them easier to track down when it's time for the next thread. And no swearing - toot toot.
Our fave smol pixie took time out of her 120 hour working week to go on a weekend break to the Netherlands.
Much debate ensued as to whether she went on her own or with her OH (did you know she had an OH
) - speculation continues as to whether OH (Harold) has LEFT.Jack appeared at a voluntary sector conference in Scotland causing great alarm among our Scottish frau. The black tie evening do was equally entertaining as Jack turned up in her unwashed 3 day old pov outfit. We also had train chaos with a white knight squigg meeting her in London with a hand brace for ouchy thumb.
At the weekend, she mithered about her Landlady and the ginormous eucalytus tree in the back garden of the crappy bungalow to her 500k Twitter followers (hence the face-tuning of the sky and a legs n hammock thott shot). In the meantime, we are eagerly awaiting the arrival of a posse of Diet Coke-break tree surgeons to chop down said tree.
However this may well have happened already - if not, then a row from either Big Dave or the landlady-across-the-road - as Jack's Twitter account has disappeared/been deactivated. The Flying monkeys are desolate - one (and only one) of them mentioned it in a tweet.
Still no VBI, mention of payments to HMRC and we have the glories of Billy Bragg and Jack to look forward to at Glastonbury (if the trains are running and Peeky Mink is still active...). And LJC is living her best life this summer in California.
To quote @Switchstreetz who opened the last thread: Wiki is the pink button up there somewhere ⤴ have a read if you're new, and please include the words "thread title" in any nominations makes them easier to track down when it's time for the next thread. And no swearing - toot toot.
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