Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur

[Brian Butterfield]

Welcome to thread 317 of our favourite poverty contrepreneur, Jack Monroe!

Thread title from Frau @Hunsgraveyard and nominated by mithering ninny @Boyo.

I could do a thread recap but I SHAN'T because I am so very TIRED. Send sleepos.

Wiki is the pink button at the top for any new lurkers.

Carry on mithering

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Straight in with the every-thread-reminder:

 

[panda_eyes]

More incoming...

 

[BlendedSlop]

Her office is now in the kitchen!? Is there a single room in that Tardis-esque bungalow she hasn't lugged her desk into at some point?

 

[blurstoftimes]

❄❄ someone seems to be getting into the award party spirit ❄❄

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

We know OH didn't end up in hospital, if Harold actually had then she would have tweeted every single step of that hiiiilllllaaarrious story.

 

[Orphan_Black]

For someone with crippling arthritis, she can certainly shift the furniture and tat about.

There's a well paying career, Jack, removal person.

 

[Satanicmechanic]

Looks like a still from a 1970s porno.

 

[panda_eyes]

Someone promoting their own mug

 

[Emmapism]

Lol presenting. Can't wait for the shitting dog shakes we have come to know and.......know

 

[Valiofthedolls]

From the last thread her excruciating announcement about standing for election

The entire thing is such typical Jack. Why always such overwrought and overwritten hyperbole?

If I could magically remove one word (ok two) from Jack’s vocabulary never to be seen or heard again it would be SEVERE/SEVERELY

I’d quite literally even let her keep her misuse of literally as a trade off.

 

[TraceyJacks]

Just bringing this one over from last thread. wassup

(ETA this is a Jack right? sometimes my internal facial recognition software is poor )

 

[Orphan_Black]

Lol presenting. Can't wait for the shitting dog shakes we have come to know and.......know

She's going to make it all about herself, and then the poor winner will probably have to hug the stinky goose.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Lol presenting. Can't wait for the shitting dog shakes we have come to know and.......know

Personally, I'm just super excited to see what she wears.

Maybe Viv (RIP) will make an appearance? Hopefully, no pigskin chapeaus.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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I don't see her on the presenting panel, odd!

 

[panda_eyes]

I hope we get a TRAIN CHAOS

 

[RevEd]

Out of interest; does 'final final edit,' which our publisher fraus have confirmed is a made up thing, involve actually providing a recipe for 'sketchy sausage rolls.' Or does just writing in performative text that she still needs a recipe suffice?

 

[hellosailor⚓]

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Just bringing this one over from last thread. wassup

Is that when she was wearing men's suits from charity shops and severely anorexic?

 

[Cucumberthunder]

If it is the society of authors thing, do you think that's why she's cosplaying as a Very Busy and Important Writer on a deadline, writing with Pens.

 

[moldwarp]

Looks like a still from a 1970s porno.

Ay caramba, what era of Jack is this? Severe ED schoolgirl Jack, scantily clad club hostess Jack, or multiple men hoisting Fireman Jack?

She’s really adoring herself ahead of this awards do isn’t she. This may presage a Chaos.