Jack Monroe #308 She's autistic and cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. Baby got Jack.

What will happen to the Jack Monroe Grumpole of the Bailey libel case?

  • It will go ahead

    Votes: 2 0.8%

  • It will go ahead but she will go fund me it as Mr Israel, he say no pro bono

    Votes: 6 2.4%

  • She’ll drop it, citing mental health reasons

    Votes: 108 42.4%

  • She’ll have a pretend jaccident in order to have an excuse to drop it

    Votes: 37 14.5%

  • She’ll drop it, blaming the lawyer, and refuse any money from Squigs to fight it

    Votes: 15 5.9%

  • She’ll drop it for one of the above reasons and Fox will enjoy goading her some more

    Votes: 84 32.9%

  • None of the above

    Votes: 3 1.2%
  • Total voters
    255
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Recap:

Jack continues to double down on her legal proceedings against everyone.

She threatened some cooking bacon and yellow split pea slop but it is yet to appear.

Lights are currently OFF ❌
 
Where's the court case? I already softly, gently picked out my outfit with matching accessories: performative crutches and a bag of performative £20 shopping from ASDA.
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I do have to thank Jack for one thing. When she first mentioned pandan kaya, coconut jam, a while back I had never heard if it so looked it up and bought a jar
Rapidly followed by another jar. I've had to resist getting a third or I would just scoff that in a day as well. Its not cheap tho....6 quid something for a standard jam jar size.
 
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I posted this on the Rightmove thread earlier, but it made me think of the spite orangery as well - Jack could have learned a thing or two about break-ups from the Duchess of Sutherland, in fact she's basically Jack a hundred years ago.


Carbisdale Castle was built between 1905 and 1917 for Mary Caroline, Duchess of Sutherland, the second wife of George Sutherland-Leveson-Gower, 3rd Duke of Sutherland, whom she married in 1889. She is better known as Duchess Blair because of her first marriage to Captain Arthur Kindersely Blair of the 71st Highland Light Infantry, who died in a hunting accident in 1883 near Pitlochry. The marriage was not well liked in the Sutherland family and when the Duke died in 1892 his will, in favour of the Duchess, was contested by his son, the 4th Duke. In a court process that followed, the Duchess was found guilty of destroying documents in attempt of securing the inheritance and was imprisoned for six weeks in Holloway Prison, London.

Eventually, the Sutherland family came to an agreement giving Duchess Blair a substantial financial settlement. Furthermore, the family agreed to build a castle for the Duchess, as long as it was outside of the Sutherland Estate.

Selecting the most prominent and closest possible site that lay outside the Sutherland Estate, the Duchess employed a firm of Ayrshire builders and work started in 1906. It was located on a hillside to be visible to a large part of Sutherland, especially the main road and rail line which the Sutherland family would have to use to travel south. It was widely considered that the Duchess located the castle at Carbisdale to spite her husbands family and the settlement agreement. This suggestion is further supported by the fact that the castles tower only has clocks on three of its four faces - the side facing Sutherland is blank - allegedly because the Duchess did not wish to give the time of day to her late husbands family.

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Culrain | Strutt & Parker | Historical NoteCarbisdale Castle

Historical NoteCarbisdale Castle was built between 1905 and 1917 for Mary Caroline, Duchess of Sutherland, the second wife of George
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Mini recap! Thanks for the new thread @traumatised sideboard ! I knight you best sideboard in the northern hemisphere.

Matrix Jack managed to hack the Twitter algorithm. Hate to break it to you, Jack, but there is no spoon.

Jack Monroe #307 If she spent the same time doing minimum wage as she does cyber panhandling ...

I’m sure I remember looking it up earlier this year and they’re cousins (Mark and Martin Lewis).
tattle.life

She was exhausted and went to ground like a little groundhog:

Jack Monroe #307 If she spent the same time doing minimum wage as she does cyber panhandling ...

Softly, gently marauding out of the shadows and into the light, this noble fellow gave their all in the name of transparency Fly with the angles dear glove ❤. These never fail to make me 🦉🍾
tattle.life

But then truffled back to fresh air a mere six hours later to mither about ice cream (top troll poll)

Jack Monroe #307 If she spent the same time doing minimum wage as she does cyber panhandling ...

What's that, Jack? Broadband? Accepted?
tattle.life

and spout rubbish about biscuits as a cure-all for depression.
 
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