Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class

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Thankyou x @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. There were quite a few in the madness towards the tail end of the thread so apologies if this isn't the democratically chosen one.

Wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread only please. Use the words 'thread title' in your nomination and NO SWEARING.

🚨 PLEASE BE AWARE WE ARE CURRENTLY CHAOSING 🚨

She has accused Lee Anderson of libel (or slander, all legal terms are interchangeable) when he stated on GB News that she was 'taking money off some of the most vulnerable in society'. Now she is counting the views on the video and talking to her pro bono (or no win no fee - again, all interchangeable) lawyer in Israel to take them to court. Laurence Fox has got involved and even sent her a fiver after she announced people could contribute to her legal fees (for a court case that her lawyer hasn't even agreed to take yet) via Paypal. She is also already planning how to spend the winnings from her court case that hasn't been taken by a lawyer, let alone made it to court and won. The canal are thrilled as we planned our court outfits two years ago and we may finally get a chance to wear them.

If you are looking for the start of the chaos, it's this post in the last thread.
 
After The GC mentions on the last thread, I thought you'd all like a bit of trivia. Rebekah Vardy's excuse for not seeing her agent's message saying "It wasn't someone she trusted. It was me" about Coleen's leaked story, was that she (RV) was too busy watching Gemma Collins faceplant on Dancing on Ice to have noticed the message.
 
Thankyou x @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. There were quite a few in the madness towards the tail end of the thread so apologies if this isn't the democratically chosen one.

Wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread only please. Use the words 'thread title' in your nomination and NO SWEARING.

🚨 PLEASE BE AWARE WE ARE CURRENTLY CHAOSING 🚨

She has accused Lee Anderson of libel (or slander, all legal terms are interchangeable) when he stated on GB News that she was 'taking money off some of the most vulnerable in society'. Now she is counting the views on the video and talking to her pro bono (or no win no fee - again, all interchangeable) lawyer in Israel to take them to court. Laurence Fox has got involved and even sent her a fiver after she announced people could contribute to her legal fees (for a court case that her lawyer hasn't even agreed to take yet) via Paypal. She is also already planning how to spend the winnings from her court case that hasn't been taken by a lawyer, let alone made it to court and won. The canal are thrilled as we planned our court outfits two years ago and we may finally get a chance to wear them.

If you are looking for the start of the chaos, it's this post in the last thread.
Well done you - brilliant synopsis under duress.
This is all bonkers. Jack has bitten off so much more than she can chew. I suppose not being used to chewing doesn't help.
 
Right so.... you think she's not good enough to profit from work then? Isn't that the point of most work?

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What an incredible evening. Hurry up and come out the meeting Jack, we demand you continue to make a prick of yourself for our amusement.

On to more routine matters, Jack still hasn't updated on the April and May Teemill installments and we still don't know what charities are set to benefit or if the money has been handed over yet.
 
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