Jack Monroe #299 A wretched hive of scum and villainy!

[FlirtyThirty]

Yep, that's us apparently! Thread nominated by multiples and created by a squig - thanks squig! I was going to insert (tax-paying) in there but a) it ruins the purity of the squig (stolen as it is from Star Wars) sentiment and also actually I don't earn enough to pay taxes, so it would be a LIE. And like Jack, we can only tell the truth in the canal hive.

This was the last thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...ey-on-rusty-spoons.29748/page-53#post-9640292

To recap, Jack is back to being vile on twitter and talking out of her bum about politics and - please no one expire - has made notes of all her Venice food IN ITALIAN. Welcome, Italian Jack! You're just as annoying as all your multi-cultural relatives.

Next thread is the big 3-00, better be thinking up some good titles!!

 

[Mr Krabs]

Actual footage of Jack speaking fluent Italian.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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What did Elsie have though? Jack is disgusting wither boasting. Squigs please make the connection.

 

[Clovis]

Bravissimo! A new nefarious thread of ninnying. Just like-a mamma-pappa use-a da make-a.

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

(Btw credit for Giacomo is all @Ostapbender ’s)

 

[panda_eyes]

 

[Yel]

Ha as if Jack ever has fears that her recipes aren't good enough, she pops up in random peoples feeds recommending her own vegan book!

She makes pesto with gone off salad bags and sunflower oil as the only ingredient with fat because who needs pine nuts / any nuts or cheese in pesto It's just greens and garlic right?

 

[Feck]

Can somebody please carry over the (in Italian!) tweet screenshot? I'm too deceased! What an absolute plonker.

@panda_eyes beat me to it

 

[panda_eyes]

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Here’s a tip for some simple 5 ingredient recipes

 

[Geetbo]

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Oh god, can you imagine Jack's flabby Asda Smartprice streaky bacon (Not labia slang) with a load of salt dumped on it?

 

[panda_eyes]

Yuck yuck yuck

 

[Veronicaaa]

Bravissimo! A new nefarious thread of ninnying. Just like-a mamma-pappa use-a da make-a.
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[Cack Conroe]

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Bollocks, you’re not even up before 11.

Every. Single. Reply. She has to claim she does it too. She is incapable of not centring herself.

 

[humpty.]

Yuck yuck yuck

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Excited to cook Italian food after being in Italy - what a hypocritical stock cube mitherer - getting right up in Jamie’s niche after telling him off per appropriation

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Yuck yuck yuck

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I’m picturing this. Absolutely not not not.

 

[panda_eyes]

Back later this evening. Please could someone keep an eye on the smol pixie thankyou x

 

[moldwarp]

That last thread ended too soon. I'm still at Jack having the patronising audacity to try to tell Scottish people how to vote in Indyref and I'm also still that Jack seems to expect us to believe that she can make copious notes on cooking in Italian when she can't even Per Rialto.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Isn't Momgella a fluent Italian speaker?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Is this Jack elevenifing Mom's 'Yes, I read it in Italian' burn?