Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons

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I changed one vowel to make it an iota less rude, but excellent thread title by @Griftymcgriftface nominated by @Walkdengirl

Sadly The Slop Thickens has already been used way back in #105!

If anyone knows how it's quicker to look than just filtering by most liked let me know!

Last post: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-297-im-not-a-natural-tax-payer.29660/

Quick recap: Jack has been on a lovely all expenses paid by OH minibreak to Venice! The locals thought the canals had started to stink early in the season, but it was just her lingering honk. Her friend outed OH as A BOY but then swiftly deleted and reposted their tweet minus any naughty pronouns.

Please feel free to add more and kindly duck off xx

PS OH MY GOD I FUCKED IT UP HOW DO I EDIT?! WHO IS RUSTY?!??!!?

PPS NO WAIT, SPOONS IS THERE! AS YOU WERE FRAUS!
 
The evil canal, not a Venice one, have finally identified Jack's new OH, clever @Captainmouse 👀
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So do we honestly think that Jack contacted that congratulatory 'chum' squig and asked them to remove the reference to OH's pronoun? Why the heck would she want to do that? I thought Jack is NB/trans and as I understand it, many NB/trans people have strong feelings about not judging people by their gender or their genitals. So why would Jack care? It couldn't....it couldn't....be that she's worried about losing the Diva nomination and possibly some of her lesbian followers, could it? So concerned that she's willing to 'erase' her beloved OH who took her to Venice? No, surely not. No one would be that superficial or mercenary.

Anyway, here are my speculations, for what they are worth:

1. OH is a bloke
2. She met OH in AA
3. OH is a bit older, but not much
4. They will get engaged in the next 6 months
 
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