Jack Monroe #251 There isn’t a big enough salary in the world

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Ugh. So more idiots keep asking how they can fund her 'special work', and instead of the grasping greedy little toad saying the money should go elsewhere, to people in real need, she pretends to be coy and reluctant to accept it. No mention of Trussell Trust donations recently I see.
She really is a despicable person.
Hope she falls flat on her Mediterranean arse in spectacular style soon.
 
FML you want me to recap the terriblest thread ever? TW for depressing tit coming right up.
1. Jack continues to take her “insufferable” pills and may even be mainlining some kind of “fuckwit” serum.
2. Asda want a meeting with her, hopefully it ends in them giving her a “cease and desist” but don’t be surprised if you see her doing the pocket tap on her Mediterranean Arse sometime soon.
3. Mom!! What you doing!? Nigella only went and tweeted about Jack’s Patreon. On a Saturday. Which Jack retweeted (darling, bit gauche) on a Sunday. The figures went crazy! Doubling and sadly as we write, near treble the number of patreons going from 250ish to 700ish.
4. A few brave squigs tried to have a go at Mom and she was mean back. For shame, Nige, for shame. And I really liked your squash and sweet potato curry, y’know?
5. 👑 TD continues to be one of the few not infected and is out there with GoHenrySquig and one or two brave survivors going “wtf does Jack do, though?l
6. Squigs are suggesting they don’t want any rewards, they’re happy to just give the monthly Patreon cash to Jack Monroe, Director of On a Bootstrap Ltd just for existing. Which is lucky, because there’s precisely no chance of them getting any rewards! she hasn’t sent any since Nov 2020, no matter how much is paid to her.
7. You will never guess what, LJC used to have an “on air” light in the loo for like a joke, so Jack comes home today and there’s a parcel and now she’s also go one! Off a friend! For the loo!
8. Asda’s put the 45p rice (which was available in store) on the website. Jack is claiming victory for this, and where any squigs see the smart price rice in the wild, this is further proof of Jackvine intervention, praise beans! Although it was already there last week though.
9. Jack had that ragtag team of ppl doing the Victoria Beckham Index but now it’s just her, she’s just a woman with a biro or a child with a pocketful of stones or summat. Defo a smol child who needs babying by everyone. Just chuck her some pocket money for doing tweets, why dontcha?
10. The Vimes Boots wording was lifted from seminal social history text “The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists” by Robert Tressell. Surely Jack knows this, how could she not 🙃
11. Sainsbury’s also want to meet her. Ffs. I’m off for an afternoon bath, send smart price-o’s.
12. There are more Lidl’s or Aldi’s than there are Asda food shops in the UK! Hooray! Still not going in Jack’s Index though. Does Jack’s nemesis work on the till of Shoeburyness Lidl?
13. She mentioned her cat (singular) no news of Mini or Dash.
 
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Presume that's curtains for the bootsindex so now that she can claim victory because the smartprice goods that were never actually removed are "back". Think it just edged out thunderclapforcarers in staying power.
 
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...s-87p-day-meal-plans-struggling-families.html
Look at this one, all up in Jack’s niche. A carefully curated shop for £25. But surely some miscalculations there….20p for spaghetti and 29p pasta she says???
 

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Veronicaaa said:
Not to be all That Guy 😏 but I called it the minute Nigella posted her tweet that Jack would see £3k a month. #forensic #callmerainman
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I’m about to go out so can’t pursue this further but with an avg sub of around £7 we’re looking at more like a £5k take home, and I think such an avg is entirely realistic sadly.

Will do the proper work tomorrow morning for the thread :/ !
 
HotesTilaire said:
FML you want me to recap the terriblest thread ever? TW for depressing tit coming right up.
1. Jack continues to take her “insufferable” pills and may even be mainlining some kind of “fuckwit” serum.
2. Asda want a meeting with her, hopefully it ends in them giving her a “cease and desist” but don’t be surprised if you see her doing the pocket tap on her Mediterranean Arse sometime soon.
3. Mom!! What you doing!? Nigella only went and tweeted about Jack’s Patreon. On a Saturday. Which Jack retweeted (darling, bit gauche) on a Sunday. The figures went crazy! Doubling and sadly as we write, near treble the number of patreons going from 250ish to 700ish.
4. A few brave squigs tried to have a go at Mom and she was mean back. For shame, Nige, for shame. And I really liked your squash and sweet potato curry, y’know?
5. 👑 TD continues to be one of the few not infected and is out there with GoHenrySquig and one or two brave survivors going “wtf does Jack do, though?l
6. Squigs are suggesting they don’t want any rewards, they’re happy to just give the cash to Jack Monroe, Director of On a Bootstrap Ltd just for existing. Which is lucky, because there’s precisely no chance of them getting any rewards! she hasn’t sent any since Nov 2020, no matter how much is paid to her.
7. You will never guess what, LJC used to have an “on air” light in the loo for like a joke, so Jack comes home today and there’s a parcel and now she’s also go one!
8. Asda’s put the 45p rice (which was available in store) on the website.jack is claiming victory for this and where any squigs see the smart price rice in the wild this is further proof of Jackvine intervention, praise beans! Although it was already there last week though.
9. Jack had that ragtag team of ppl doing the Victoria Beckham Index but now it’s just her, she’s just a woman with a biro or a child with a pocketful of stones or summat. Defo a smol child who needs babying by everyone. Just chuck her some pocket money for doing tweets, why dontcha?
10. The Vimes Boots wording was lifted from seminal social history text “The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists” by Robert Tressell. Surely Jack knows this, how could she not 🙃
11. Sainsbury’s also want to meet her. Ffs. I’m off for an afternoon bath, send smart price-o’s.
12. Ther are more Lidl’s or Aldi’s than there are Asda food shops in the UK! Hooray! Still not going in Jack’s Index though. Does Jack’s nemesis work on the till of Shoeburyness Lidl?
13. She mentioned her cat (singular) no news of Mini or Dash.
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Epic recap as always. What a ride!

I dont get the reason for excluding Aldi and Lidl considering many of the big 4 price match so many of their products to Aldi. How would that 'skewer' results?
 
sioc said:
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Presume that's curtains for the bootsindex so now that she can claim victory because the smartprice goods that were never actually removed are "back". Think it just edged out thunderclapforcarers in staying power.
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Gosh. So the Boot Index may never happen. Who could possibly have foreseen that :rolleyes:
So she will be getting money for what work exactly?
She really is a bone idle article.
 
She is just laying the groundwork for her index coming up with the answer that food prices haven't changed and hoping people fall for it.
I mean every price I have checked has hardly moved at all and most have gone down. So unless she is completely cherry picking data ( I know I know) it must actually show that she is wrong. So now she will spin it that the supermarkets have rapidly changed their prices and that's why the Venal Bollocking Index is not showing rises.

So depressing. I honestly think I can't follow along anymore. My only consolation is that her and her family must get their comeuppance at some point. I include her family in that because as far as I can see they are all part of this story of lies. If my child ever said the kind of bullshit online that she says, implying I let them starve, never visited etc I would not be putting up with it.
 
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