Jack Monroe #238 Honestly, they're like two stupid pigeons fighting over a discarded doughnut

[Silver Linings]

Title - words by @Rekyavikgirl Nominated by @Billybellend

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[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I lied. I do have chocolate left but only because I have stuff I like and I only eat small amounts.
My plan is to just eat it though like a normal person though, not to fuck about with it and ruin it.

 

[Lanie]

I got one box of chocolates for Christmas and everyone has eaten them.

 

[Powershower]

A poll

We do have some Christmas chocolates left to be fair, but maybe the powershower household is a maverick one because we are just going to ~eat~ them. I wouldn’t consider them leftover either, they’re not something fresh that’s going to go off.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Apologies if this has already been asked but if you have left over chocolates you don’t like surely putting them in a Rocky Road just means you’re going to have a left over Rocky Road as well?

 

[Lanie]

@Walkdengirl

Regarding the Nigel tweet( last thread) she would absolutely like you to thank behind the scenes because that's where she usually is. Out of the way with paper and coloured Sharpies.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Thank you' I am honoured!

 

[Hollaaa]

I also lied for the purposes of hilarity in the poll but don't like the taste of chocolate unless I'm breastfeeding and that ship sailed LONG ago so...

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I'm looking forward to seeing Jack's Easter recipes in June

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

A poll

We do have some Christmas chocolates left to be fair, but maybe the powershower household is a maverick one because we are just going to ~eat~ them. I wouldn’t consider them leftover either, they’re not something fresh that’s going to go off.

It's a bit like referring to a box of Barilla in the cupboard as leftover pasta, because you bought it a few weeks ago.

 

[Emmapism]

Happy New Thread!

I did Christmas 2.0 with the fella this weekend as he's home from seeing his family abroad so now I have posh Xmas chocs.

Some of them I don't like so I'm going to gift them to someone else. No wasteage. No pointless recipes (that you most definitely do not make every New Year) Jack.

 

[Ninch55]

I'm looking forward to seeing Jack's Easter recipes in June

Heartwarming optimism there

 

[Django]

I also lied for the purposes of hilarity in the poll but don't like the taste of chocolate unless I'm breastfeeding and that ship sailed LONG ago so...

Oh mate, for me it was tomato juice and the smell of melting tar.
No, Jack, that's not a recipe idea.

 

[kachoochoo]

I too have fibbed and gone for the funny answer. I can't resist a poll, but we still have xmas chocolates cos, well, we just haven't got round to them yet. but we sure as shit aren't mashing them into a weird maverick thing that bears very little resemblance to rocky road

 

[Django]

Oh bless you @PartOfMe, for posting this in January 2020, Jack promoting Mrs Hinch and how to sleep

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yes all your early morning tweetathons suggest this mask, or your juice bottle of all oils, definitely work!
I’m at the point that if Jack says it works, I assume it doesn’t. If Jack said you can put things in a bag, I wouldn’t put things in my bag.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

My kids have leftover chocolate (because I've bagged it up and hidden it from them). I will give them some of it here and there but I tell you what I shan't do....ruin it in a shitty arse Jack Monroe depressipie

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Am I the only one who’s told the truth in the poll ? Granted that is only down to the fact I never actually bought any tubs and have just looted other peoples when I’ve been visiting them.

 

[Pavlova]

Oh bless you @PartOfMe, for posting this in January 2020, Jack promoting Mrs Hinch and how to sleep

Talking of Hinch the grifter, her tattle thread has gone nuclear because she's just bought a £1million farm. Trust Jacksie to recognise a fellow con artist when she sees one/hanging off of Grinch's coat tails.....

 

[kachoochoo]

Talking of Hinch the grifter, her tattle thread has gone nuclear because she's just bought a £1million farm. Trust Jacksie to recognise a fellow con artist when she sees one/hanging off of Grinch's coat tails.....

she tagged hinch in one of her #jackshacks posts or something at one point, didn't she?