Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love

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Jack wanted a mullet so I hear.
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Recap of last thread:

Jack has had lots of
, and despite throwing a chair at one once, she is now best friends with any and all of them.


She had a haircut in the
of Victorian Poorhouse Child with Lice.

Jack is experimenting with a
of bright colours in her eyeshadows, to make up for the fact she dyed a lot of her clothes grey. We wait to see ‘Opal Fruits’ recreated via the medium of Urban Decay.

She now has a Nintendo Switch and has been enjoying the delights of Goose Game.
 
Recap of last thread:

Jack has had lots of
, and despite throwing a chair at one once, she is now best friends with any and all of them.


She had a haircut in the
of Victorian Poorhouse Child with Lice.

Jack is experimenting with a
of bright colours in her eyeshadows, to make up for the fact she dyed a lot of her clothes grey. We wait to see ‘Opal Fruits’ recreated via the medium of Urban Decay.

She now has a Nintendo Switch and has been enjoying the delights of Goose Game.
I read this recap like the Geordie Big Brother narrator :ROFLMAO:
 
Recap of last thread:

Jack has had lots of
, and despite throwing a chair at one once, she is now best friends with any and all of them.


She had a haircut in the
of Victorian Poorhouse Child with Lice.

Jack is experimenting with a
of bright colours in her eyeshadows, to make up for the fact she dyed a lot of her clothes grey. We wait to see ‘Opal Fruits’ recreated via the medium of Urban Decay.

She now has a Nintendo Switch and has been enjoying the delights of Goose Game.
But has she paid her taxes yet?

I’m off out for dinner for a few hours. I expect nothing less than a 10 pager when I am back please!
 
I think I've got it. I think I've cracked the code (nonsense)
She has to fill the void of SM with utter tripe because she hasn't seen SB over the 'holidays'.
If she had, we would have been inundated with pictures of the poor kid on his fake tamagotchi.
We've had Jack with her friends (parents)
Jack on the Switch.
Opal fruits eyeshadow Jack.
Cooper with Jack, sometimes with the sad little kitten (I shudder to think why she's at the vets)
Jack channeling Dynasty pleather shoulder pads.
bleeping earworm Jack.
Jack reminiscing about a school notebook which was clearly written after she left school.
And untold shite she's spouted since Christmas Eve less than a week ago. Not mentioned the kid once.
She hasn't seen her kid and needs to keep her SM busy so to bamboozle the Squiggles.

(Hope you're OK @MancBee xx)
 
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