Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

[Silver Linings]

Title by Jack herself, from a @Marmalade Atkins post.

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[EllaEm87]

@Charitas you called?

 

[Charitas]

@Charitas you called?

Yes I miss you watched all of them so many times. Write some more

 

[KebabGirl]

8 years? I thought the GE was 2010. And BoJo certainly hasn't been in power 8 years unless I've slept a lot. Speak English, construct sentences properly please.

 

[kachoochoo]

you literally spoke at the conservative party conference you bleeping ghoul

jinx @KebabGirl !

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I would love to see the evidence that she has used this quote to finish every talk for the last 8 years.

I’m calling

NOPE.

 

[Silver Linings]

Don’t quote me on it but I recall her not always attributing the quote to Desmond Tutu! Also it just reminded me of her thinking Miss Tutelage was racist and I was reminded what an utter tit she can be.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Hahaha she's such a massive hole. I often just think about when she asked on MN 'wow, do people really just think I'm a dick?' Yes. Yes they do.

 

[Malkiavelli]

you literally spoke at the conservative party conference you bleeping ghoul

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jinx @KebabGirl !

What is the world coming to when a two-bit, useless no-mark employs someone else’s quote to close talks she gives to no one in particular, and yet still nothing changes. Hard to imagine how society doesn’t grind to a halt in such circumstances, but here we are…

 

[kachoochoo]

yeah, I think some of us would have noticed if she'd ever used that quote before

(tbh, before this morning, I thought desmond tutu was already dead!)

 

[Hollaaa]

An image of the quote and a "he was right, you know" would have done.

 

[Silver Linings]

Source - https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/10471501.echos-jack-to-challenge-world-leaders-at-g8/

 

[PortiaControl]

Still grunking but just wanted to say that I'm here for the Boxing Day cat chaos! Yes! Hopefully she'll ease off on the Coopsy posts if it's just gonna set off the fat cat truthers. I've seen enough of that cat to last me a lifetime.

 

[Silver Linings]

Source - https://www.renecassin.org/wp-conte...n-Human-Rights-Shabbat-Resource-Pack-5782.pdf

 

[kachoochoo]

well, tit, apologies for doubting you jack

 

[Orphan_Black]

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By our meagre calculations, Jack, you ain't paid your bloody taxes!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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A) your skills are amazing- we should never doubt you.

B) how does she get away with the second one?

C) did she actually meet Obama (scrabble word btw)?

D) finally, and most importantly, it is shameful that she is shoehorning herself into the passing away of one of the greatest leaders and campaigners of our times.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Her talks are like . Well .. pretty much everything else about her, if she always uses the same phrase to finish on .

A constant repetition of the same thing.

 

[Silver Linings]

It’d be long gone thanks to her twitter deletions but it’s def ringing bells that she’s chucked it out a few times on there as a pithy retort to people like she does with her ‘victorian coatrack’ quip.

 

[Froggies]

The first thing I thought when I heard the sad news that Desmond Tutu had passed away was “Remember the time Jack thought Miss Tutelage was black and Walliams was a confirmed racist?” and I laughed (before instantly feeling guilty)

She’s such a plank.