Jack Monroe #187 Who does she think she is, flippin' Cher?

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Hello and welcome to thread 187. Please excuse my mincing of your oath for the thread title, @SweetTransvestite but it is considered TOO RUDE for Tattle (and thank you for nominating the words @ChocolateMuffin). Your prize is a six-pack of #gifted Yakult.

In the previous thread:
-Jack continued to leave us breadcrumbs about where she is and what she's doing and we still don't care
-she disappeared from social media again only to reappear less than twelve hours later with renewed vigour
-she (allegedly) did some embroidery on a denim shirt so brace yourselves for Embroidery Jack who is already taking commissions that I'm sure will definitely come to fruition and not wither and die on @kachoochoo's to-do list vine

Please use the words ‘thread title’ (two separate words) when making a bid for one as it makes it easier to search. Also, try to hold off to the latter part of the thread if possible (after post #500). And remember - no swears are allowed.

There is a thread in the off topic forum called Food and Drink where off topic chat is encouraged if / when Jack is quiet.

New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
 
traumatised sideboard said:
Hello and welcome to thread 187. Please excuse my mincing of your oath for the thread title, @SweetTransvestite but it is considered TOO RUDE for Tattle (and thank you for nominating the words @ChocolateMuffin). Your prize is a six-pack of #gifted Yakult.

In the previous thread:
-Jack continued to leave us breadcrumbs about where she is and what she's doing and we still don't care
-she disappeared from social media again only to reappear less than twelve hours later with renewed vigour
-she (allegedly) did some embroidery on a denim shirt so brace yourselves for Embroidery Jack who is already taking commissions that I'm sure will definitely come to fruition and not wither and die on @kachoochoo's to-do list vine

Please use the words ‘thread title’ (two separate words) when making a bid for one as it makes it easier to search. Also, try to hold off to the latter part of the thread if possible (after post #500). And remember - no swears are allowed.

There is a thread in the off topic forum called Food and Drink where off topic chat is encouraged if / when Jack is quiet.

New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
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Thanks for the new thread.

Also I don't think she's well enough known to be just her first name, in fact when I read the title and put her name in I thought of jack duckworth.
Knit one Pearl one said:
Apologies, not sure how to link to previous thread.

'She really is. She is definately the sort of person that would...' Anything you'd like to tell us, @Lanie... something beginning with H, perhaps? ;)😘

Apologies, @Pocahontas - off topic. *Smacks top of own hand.
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Erm.... No?!
 
Oh I’m sad I was too late with my thread suggestion: #187 Congrats on the embroidery, now shout about your ailments less noisily

In other news, I am ashamed proud to say I spent a large portion of my bank holiday weekend grunking and hooting like a good’n.

I am quietly impressed that you guys are able to predict all The Jacks moves so brilliantly. I was sure they really would be off social media after the sadfishing. What is the collective term for all of Jacks personalities?
 
misshydrangea said:
Oh I’m sad I was too late with my thread suggestion: #187 Congrats on the embroidery, now shout about your ailments less noisily

In other news, I am ashamed proud to say I spent a large portion of my bank holiday weekend grunking and hooting like a good’n.

I am quietly impressed that you guys are able to predict all The Jacks moves so brilliantly. I was sure they really would be off social media after the sadfishing. What is the collective term for all of Jacks personalities?
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A sadfish of Jacks
A chaos of Jacks
An anchoïade of slop goblins
 
Found some old holiday pics this afternoon from the mid 90s and I’m worried:
Denim shirt, check. Hideous striped trousers, check. Grim chunky trainers, check. AM I JACK?!
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misshydrangea said:
Oh I’m sad I was too late with my thread suggestion: #187 Congrats on the embroidery, now shout about your ailments less noisily

In other news, I am ashamed proud to say I spent a large portion of my bank holiday weekend grunking and hooting like a good’n.

I am quietly impressed that you guys are able to predict all The Jacks moves so brilliantly. I was sure they really would be off social media after the sadfishing. What is the collective term for all of Jacks personalities?
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A bleep.
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
Does Jack honestly think Instagram and Twitter exist on separate planets?

Twitter Jack: I must come off twitter for my MH.
iG Jack: upload as much shite as possible for likes.

There is now a picture wearing said shirt.

Lots of blue tick likes and comments.

Today can do one.
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Chin up, buttercup, maybe the recipe for the granola is in her embroidered pocket? Plus, it's polite of her to let us know she's still at the hotel.
 
misshydrangea said:
Oh I’m sad I was too late with my thread suggestion: #187 Congrats on the embroidery, now shout about your ailments less noisily

In other news, I am ashamed proud to say I spent a large portion of my bank holiday weekend grunking and hooting like a good’n.

I am quietly impressed that you guys are able to predict all The Jacks moves so brilliantly. I was sure they really would be off social media after the sadfishing. What is the collective term for all of Jacks personalities?
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Mendacious? snollygosting charlatans?
 
misshydrangea said:
Oh I’m sad I was too late with my thread suggestion: #187 Congrats on the embroidery, now shout about your ailments less noisily

In other news, I am ashamed proud to say I spent a large portion of my bank holiday weekend grunking and hooting like a good’n.

I am quietly impressed that you guys are able to predict all The Jacks moves so brilliantly. I was sure they really would be off social media after the sadfishing. What is the collective term for all of Jacks personalities?
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Good question!😉
 
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