Congratulations to @Rekyavikgirl for the words and @JuliaGulia for the nomination! Your joint prize: this monstrosity. Rufus Hound bantz optional.
Recap of last thread:
Recap of last thread:
- Fack Monroe wrote a love letter to the inventor of the tin can.
- There was also a recipe for her pineapple chicken, which got all faux scientific. You had me at bromelain.
- She was off for an x-ray and all manner of scans and injections, so called for animals of every species known to man, stat.
- ‘If you know you know’ (which one of her eyes is possessed by the dark lord of Facetune this time), send your answers on a postcard.
- She made several wretched-looking desserts in a recycled Tesco Mediterranean veg selection tray. Why tho.
- She won the Diva magazine ‘Influencer of the Year’ award. And everyone applauded.
- An advertorial for her tasty Del MonteTM recipes appeared in the prestigious online publication Female First.
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