Jack Grealish #12 Piledriver thighs and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1

unofficialtea

VIP Member
Thanks to @misselaineious8 for the thread title!

Recap:

He finally scores his first goal for City
Whilst he updated his Raya profile, his cousin went out with the girls
The fanfic queens continue to fulfill our fantasies
He went shopping for more dodgy claire accessories style jewelry
Still dresses in the dark and in need of a stylist
Loving life in Manchester, posed for cute photos with fans but behaved himself (or so we think :unsure:).
 
Last edited:
The motto from previous threads JPEA - Jordan Pickford eats arse
 

Attachments

  • C68FF6CD-38CA-4164-81F0-A673C89FC7BA.jpeg
    C68FF6CD-38CA-4164-81F0-A673C89FC7BA.jpeg
    59.6 KB · Views: 93
  • 21A4C116-45DA-4490-8005-BD987E591C74.jpeg
    21A4C116-45DA-4490-8005-BD987E591C74.jpeg
    70.1 KB · Views: 108
  • D8EF7C71-53FB-462D-91F7-7913D9C09EF6.jpeg
    D8EF7C71-53FB-462D-91F7-7913D9C09EF6.jpeg
    52.2 KB · Views: 123
As it's a new thread.....

A bit of fiction featuring sparkling water & the cousin 🤤

"Sparkling water is fine, thanks"

"Posh bird, I knew you were classy" he grabbed the bottle and opened it.

"You've lost me" she said puzzled.

"Sparkling water, only posh drink that" he handed her the glass he'd just poured her drink into and took a swing out of a bottle of still water himself.

"What are you on about?" She laughed. She found him charming and began to feel more relaxed.

"So, spill, are you single or not? This time last week there were photos all over the place of you and your girl.....she's claimed you as her boyfriend on social media"

Jack groaned, he put his bottle down and leaned against the table, "we've been on and off for the last couple of years, we've known each other so long......we are young, want to enjoy where we both are in life.....it's become more of an, well an arrangement. We both benefit. The holiday was just a chance to chill, she knows me, she kept me sane while all this transfer stuff was going on" he rubbed his face with his hands. "She's more like my best friend, family, like a cousin or something....."

"But you live together"

"Separate rooms, it's not exactly a small house, we've still not decided if we are both moving up here or not"

They'd moved closer together, Laura hadn't even noticed, they were like magnets pulled together by an invisible force, only inches between them again.

"So you never have sex?"
 
As it's a new thread.....

A bit of fiction featuring sparkling water & the cousin 🤤

"Sparkling water is fine, thanks"

"Posh bird, I knew you were classy" he grabbed the bottle and opened it.

"You've lost me" she said puzzled.

"Sparkling water, only posh drink that" he handed her the glass he'd just poured her drink into and took a swing out of a bottle of still water himself.

"What are you on about?" She laughed. She found him charming and began to feel more relaxed.

"So, spill, are you single or not? This time last week there were photos all over the place of you and your girl.....she's claimed you as her boyfriend on social media"

Jack groaned, he put his bottle down and leaned against the table, "we've been on and off for the last couple of years, we've known each other so long......we are young, want to enjoy where we both are in life.....it's become more of an, well an arrangement. We both benefit. The holiday was just a chance to chill, she knows me, she kept me sane while all this transfer stuff was going on" he rubbed his face with his hands. "She's more like my best friend, family, like a cousin or something....."

"But you live together"

"Separate rooms, it's not exactly a small house, we've still not decided if we are both moving up here or not"

They'd moved closer together, Laura hadn't even noticed, they were like magnets pulled together by an invisible force, only inches between them again.

"So you never have sex?"
Damn keep it up.

Love the cousin bit 😅😅
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top