Dammit, I took too long to amend my post and now I can't edit it anymore! More coming, I just don't want the recap to be on page 3
Hello Hunnies,
Welcome to new thread! Congratulations to
@azeliamanga for the thread title "#48 Dead behind the eyes but the world’s greatest mum, starving for attention, our narcissistic hun"!! I had to alter it slightly to make it fun
not complaining just explaining angels
Our favourite Tattler, Renaelia, turned one last month, wooh! Happy Birthday! Keep doing God's work and showing our precious Angel Princess Imogen how we all feel about her! #Queen
Little recap of what happened in the previous thread...
- Renaelia turned one and our beloved Grimmo threw her a birthday party! It had everything you need to make it an influencer success... The balloon arch, the grazing table, the low table and cushions, the Imogen trying to force tears out to prove that she is the best mum ever,... and yet...It was a bit of a fail to say the least. They only managed to get about 7 family members to join and most of them didn't want to be on camera. I mean, who can blame them. It's not because Imo doesn't have friends, you guys, she does have friends you know! They were just busy. But they definitely exist!! She wouldn't lie to us, hunnies.
- Ren's birthday was blessed by the Gods, as Dirty Dee had sunflowers in her eyes that very same day!
And you know, sunflowers are associated with Renaelia because Elia means sunshine and there's the word sun in sunflowers. I totally makes sense, okay, don't you have anything better than to question it, stop hating on her please?!
- Imogen is the world's best mum and such a natural with her daughter, yet she is pushing the narrative that her 13-month-old baby is a demanding little Madam pretty much on a daily basis... Imogen, if you're reading this, SHE CANNOT WALK PROPERLY AND INDEPENDANTLY YET AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY FINE ANGEL. ALSO, JUST BECAUSE SHE MAKES A SOUND, DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S UNHAPPY OR GRUMPY. TRY ENCOURAGING HER TO COMMUNICATE, INSTEAD OF SHOVING HER ON YOUR BOOB, YOU
twit.
- "Clevaaaaah" and "Clever girl" are still being used daily, whenever Ren sneezes, makes a sound, grabs something, breathes... She is a clevah girl!
- Spenny and Imogen celebrated their anniversary by having a date night. They slow danced in the middle of the local pub because they're twin flames and every one in the pub was crying because they've never seen a love so pure before.
- Imo posted a video of her attempting to dance seductively. What's even more bizarre, is that that fail of a video was apparently recorded two years ago and has sat in her drafts all this time. Our triple threat didn't get the praise she was hoping for, and went on a deleting comments spree. She also took it to Instagram to say that women should celebrate women and that we shouldn't hate on each other. When people questioned why she posted this when she is attempting to be a children's TV presenter, Imo replied that she is allowed to "have layers" and that women should encourage each other... Is there an "Effect of hate" sequel in the making? I wouldn't put it past her, her views have been tanking after all...
- In other news, The Hunny Store (yes, that is still a thing!) is having a meet up in Brighton and Imogen is telling her huns to come to meet Renaelia, because that's not weird at all. She will also be donating "some" of the proceed to Mind Charity. That doesn't smell fishy at all, does it?
- I've probably forgotten things but to be honest, all I remember Imo doing is calling her daughter Moody Margaret for merely existing and Munchy Moo Moos being poorly all the time.
Pleaaaaase feel free to add to it!
Ok seriously now, didn't the "edit window" use to be 30 minutes? Did I imagine this? I can't even delete the "MORE COMING"