Imogenation #35 Imogens pallet is wack, spennys face resembles a wrinkley ballsack!

[Discolights]

Thanks to @Sosigfingers for the new title.

- Immy has bought out new overpriced make up that looks like it’s been bulk bought off wish.
- The reason Spenny looks so knackered is vitiligo and absolutely nothing to do with having to put up with Imogen for the past few years.
- Poor Angelica is apparently developing a list of problems, prompting her Mum to constantly ask her teenage Insta huns for help instead of going to professionals.
- The red eye shadow is out again.

 

[Scullybob]

The baby is healthy, gaining weight and seems bright and alert. So despite Immo trying her hardest to squeeze out a tear, even furiously rubbing her eyes no-one believes her. And I wish she'd stop going on about her breast feeding journey, all I can see is a pair of knockers with a little suitcase flagging down a taxi to continue their journey without Immo.

 

[Sosigfingers]

Thanks to @Sosigfingers for the new title.

- Immy has bought out new overpriced make up that looks like it’s been bulk bought off wish.
- The reason Spenny looks so knackered is vitiligo and absolutely nothing to do with having to put up with Imogen for the past few years.
- Poor Angelica is apparently developing a list of problems, prompting her Mum to constantly ask her teenage Insta huns for help instead of going to professionals.
- The red eye shadow is out again.

Thank you magical angels, my first raw title. Its an honour

I'm only just watching her very short lived 10 weeks magical breast feeding journey, normally watch it on my phone but wow imos lips on a 50 inch tv is frightening they look grey and dead. Crusty sausages

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Do you know she breastfeeds?

 

[BarryHeavens]

Do you know she breastfeeds?

Well someone could of told me, why didn't she mention it

 

[calmyourritas]

Do you know she breastfeeds?

 

[Bil]

Imogen needs help. She's not all there is she!

 

[rhino]

Also forgot to mention, but in my area the gp has to see the baby’s , and can book in under the mums name until they’re registered ? This is what we had to do until we had her birth certificate ( took 6 weeks)

 

[Sosigfingers]

Also forgot to mention, but in my area the gp has to see the baby’s , and can book in under the mums name until they’re registered ? This is what we had to do until we had her birth certificate ( took 6 weeks)

I thought that was weird when she said that, I thought everywhere did this

 

[Chatchatchat]

Also forgot to mention, but in my area the gp has to see the baby’s , and can book in under the mums name until they’re registered ? This is what we had to do until we had her birth certificate ( took 6 weeks)

My baby needed a prescription for his cord at 6 days old doctors had no problems sorting that he was just baby of my name and it was sorted in 20 mins. I was then told just to ring and register his official name so they can change the records it wasn’t a problem and I’ve got two children and I’ve never had a problem getting an appointment for either of them doctors are hot on it I think.

 

[sheleg]

Her mouth is so big she looks like that Snapchat filter that makes your lips huge.

 

[Keikochan]

How embarrassing for Renalea(sp?) that her bowel movements are documented in detail on the internet forever now. You know those stories about recruiters googling you to see if they want to hire you? Well this should be interesting for them!

 

[Prefrontalmedialcortex]

She’s after some freebies.

 

[Sosigfingers]

She’s after some freebies.

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I don't get why she just doesn't Google it the beggy woman

 

[Hollierachx]

She should have been doing tummy time with her a lot sooner than now, pretty much from birth to build their neck muscles. But then again she won’t put her down so it doesn’t surprise me that at 3 months she’s suddenly aware.
Also tagging fisher price in tit so they’ll send her stuff she has no shame.

 

[Disneylifeonly]

Just wanted to come on here to say her lips look absolutely horrific

That's all

 

[Hollierachx]

“Sweet sweet girl” in her stupid voice really grinds my gears

 

[jiggy_girl]

It's probably been mentioned but why was she forcing tears? It sounds like her baby (god knows I don’t know how to spell that name!) seems perfectly happy and healthy, she piled on the weight from birth and seems happy and healthy, why did she have to fake the tears to force the narrative of it being an awful story?

 

[timmy_1190]

Poor little Rennie having her poo stories all over the internet.. poor bleeping kid.. I’d be so embarrassed if imo was my mum, I’d be straight out of that house the minute I turn 18

 

[Hereforgoss89]

It's probably been mentioned but why was she forcing tears? It sounds like her baby (god knows I don’t know how to spell that name!) seems perfectly happy and healthy, she piled on the weight from birth and seems happy and healthy, why did she have to fake the tears to force the narrative of it being an awful story?

Because she’s all about that clout. Anything to attract attention and to make her look hard done by

She’s after some freebies.

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A normal sane mother perhaps who doesn’t have munchausens…