IamSarahJay #13 Oh dear I am below average

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Thanks to @SleevelessSlopSlinger for thread title suggestion - from Sarah's own words.

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Round up of last thread
She's still doing mu reports for the police.
She's been moving mattresses around in the night.
She's on a diet which seems to involve curry sauce and chicken dippers.
She does not DRINK.
She's been extremely busy for a week.
It was her birthday 🥳 much fun and frivolity, sorry no fun or frivolity.

There's probably more.
 
The fact that she’d clearly step over her own nan for a viral X thread but can’t even be bothered to cook and photograph her own frozen chicken dippers for one is such a good example of her work ethic though, god sake.

The best part is I knew straight away that can’t have been her own photo as she’d never be chopping peppers and onions in a month of Sundays 😂
 
I’ve always wondered why she’s never shared photos of meals she’s cooked, home cooked meals get tonnes of engagement, which seems to be what she really wants.

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I guess this is why she can never wait for weekends and school holidays then, it means nobody is clattering around while blazers when she’s trying to sleep off the Twitter night shift.

Fancy having kids and finding their free education so inconvenient. It’s not like the rest of the working world carries on getting up in the morning long after their kids finish school or anything is it? Lazy mare.
 
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She does absolutely look like she lives off chicken dippers and pot noodles to be fair.

BTW - the Aldi sauce range must have had a re-jig as I have acquired a tub of Swedish Style meatball cream gravy. One word folken - don’t. We tried it last week and it is bland, gelatinous and definitely not a winner. If you are a fan, stick to your own or the IKEA sachets (or if you can get it, the Blå brand sachets). I am going out on a limb and suggesting her cheapo curry sauce will be the same. And right up her street.
 
I've realised she genuinely has no clue about nutrition.
To look at dippers/nuggets and granule sauce and not immediately know how unhealthy it is ... maybe this is who the "syns" were aimed at, people incapable of understanding the food by reading its label never mind just understanding food?
It makes me sad (tbh) and worse for Saz who is clearly incapable of even checking and understanding the syns method.

SW is batshit btw so I hope she isn't actually signing up.
 
I’ve always wondered why she’s never shared photos of meals she’s cooked, home cooked meals get tonnes of engagement, which seems to be what she really wants.

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I guess this is why she can never wait for weekends and school holidays then, it means nobody is clattering around while blazers when she’s trying to sleep off the Twitter night shift.

Fancy having kids and finding their free education so inconvenient. It’s not like the rest of the working world carries on getting up in the morning long after their kids finish school or anything is it? Lazy mare.

I doubt she even gets out of bed to organise anything. If she does, she gets straight back in it before the front door's closed behind them
 
I’ve always wondered why she’s never shared photos of meals she’s cooked, home cooked meals get tonnes of engagement, which seems to be what she really wants.

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I guess this is why she can never wait for weekends and school holidays then, it means nobody is clattering around while blazers when she’s trying to sleep off the Twitter night shift.

Fancy having kids and finding their free education so inconvenient. It’s not like the rest of the working world carries on getting up in the morning long after their kids finish school or anything is it? Lazy mare.
It’s the only thing she actually has to do each day: get them up, fed, and off to school on time. We know she goes straight back to bed and sleeps all day once they’re gone, what is there to moan about?
Not so long ago mornings were all “If they won’t arise, at least they had a good sleep, the little mites.” What a perfectly idyllic morning, mater!
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and no, there’s no such phrase, IT WAS PREDICTIVE you grammar nazis!
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but wait, it would appear that she has never been keen
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But hold on, that can’t be right either, since
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This is all terribly confusing.
 
TW/CW: Unsolicited diet talk.

I don’t think there’s a single person here who doesn’t opt for convenience foods some of the time, we all have days where we’re more busy or more tired or less well or less prepared, or just fancy something of a rubbish comfort food!

While chicken dippers and curry gravy or Pot Noodles aren’t my go-to on those days (mine’s probably an oven pizza and a bag of salad 😋), there’s nothing to say they can’t form a part of a balanced diet if you like them!

It’s just, well, to have that balance you also have to be eating foods that aren’t heavily processed and rammed with high levels of sugars and salts and preservatives that have minimal important nutrients. Is it any wonder they all have low iron, the complexion of a jellyfish washed up on a beach, frequent illness, and such fatigue that they can barely leave the house? Their bodies and brains aren’t being nourished the way they need to be! She sees fresh fruit as a treat and chocolate bars as essential snacks, home cooked from scratch is a bigger deal to shout about than a takeaway, and salty nasty processed crap as low cal and good for you. She’s all back to front!

I think she needs to get her head out of this idea of a “diet” that will be a quick fix to weight loss, and actually just learn about food. Screw the weight loss for a minute, being a little bit fat isn’t the be all and end all, lots of fat bodies are healthy bodies and lots of thin bodies are unhealthy bodies. She needs to work health over size, on nutrition over calorie counting imho, because once her body is nourished better she’ll find her activity levels and cravings for nutritious foods will likely increase naturally as she has better energy to expend. Then she can think about shrinking her waistline if that’s what makes her happy, but forming those good eating habits first without pressure of “punishment” for being plus size is a good foundation for a permanently changed mindset towards food, and the way she feels in general.

If she read here (but she doesn’t) I’d tell her: Sarah, if you feed yourself stuff that makes your energy spike quick and crash fast, you’ll crave more quick energy fixes that will lead to another crash, and you will just keep going around in circles always feeling short bursts of energy followed by fatigue and junk food cravings, like you seem to have done your entire adult life. Ditch the expensive Slimming World subscription that probably won’t work for you (because it’ll teach you nothing about healthy eating, just about hacking your biology temporarily to lose weight that you likely won’t sustain long term) and go to the doctors and ask to see a health coach or dietician or something who can work with you, with regular check ins, to keep a food diary and hold you accountable to actually making better food choices. Use the public purse to actually better yourself instead of to just rot away expensively.

Make fresh fruit and vegetables a part of your every day, think about filling up on protein not biscuits, and have chicken dippers and curry sauce for an occasional treat not a regular meal. I’m not going to demonise processed foods entirely, they can form a part of a healthy intake, but you have to eat some unprocessed stuff too.

Air fry some salmon, steam some broccoli, and boil some rice. Poach an egg and dunk some grilled asparagus in it. Jacket some potatoes and have them with crunchy tuna mayo (with grated carrot and chopped spring onions in). Chuck some chicken legs and veg in to roast in one tray. There is so much you can do so quickly and simply and nutritiously with minimal standing on your feet, take it from someone who has days they have to sit on a stool to cook. Pack it in with the beige food and caffeine and fuel yourself better, or 7AM will always feel like the middle of the night.
 
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TW/CW: Unsolicited diet talk.

I don’t think there’s a single person here who doesn’t opt for convenience foods some of the time, we all have days where we’re more busy or more tired or less well or less prepared, or just fancy something of a rubbish comfort food!

While chicken dippers and curry gravy or Pot Noodles aren’t my go-to on those days (mine’s probably an oven pizza and a bag of salad 😋), there’s nothing to say they can’t form a part of a balanced diet if you like them!

It’s just, well, to have that balance you also have to be eating foods that aren’t heavily processed and rammed with high levels of sugars and salts and preservatives that have minimal important nutrients. Is it any wonder they all have low iron, the complexion of a jellyfish washed up on a beach, frequent illness, and such fatigue that they can barely leave the house? Their bodies and brains aren’t being nourished the way they need to be! She sees fresh fruit as a treat and chocolate bars as essential snacks, home cooked from scratch is a bigger deal to shout about than a takeaway, and salty nasty processed crap as low cal and good for you. She’s all back to front!

I think she needs to get her head out of this idea of a “diet” that will be a quick fix to weight loss, and actually just learn about food. Screw the weight loss for a minute, being a little bit fat isn’t the be all and end all, lots of fat bodies are healthy bodies and lots of thin bodies are unhealthy bodies. She needs to work health over size, on nutrition over calorie counting imho, because once her body is nourished better she’ll find her activity levels and cravings for nutritious foods will likely increase naturally as she has better energy to expend. Then she can think about shrinking her waistline if that’s what makes her happy, but forming those good eating habits first without pressure of “punishment” for being plus size is a good foundation for a permanently changed mindset towards food, and the way she feels in general.

If she read here (but she doesn’t) I’d tell her: Sarah, if you feed yourself stuff that makes your energy spike quick and crash fast, you’ll crave more quick energy fixes that will lead to another crash, and you will just keep going around in circles always feeling short bursts of energy followed by fatigue and junk food cravings, like you seem to have done your entire adult life. Ditch the expensive Slimming World subscription that probably won’t work for you (because it’ll teach you nothing about healthy eating, just about hacking your biology temporarily to lose weight that you likely won’t sustain long term) and go to the doctors and ask to see a health coach or dietician or something who can work with you, with regular check ins, to keep a food diary and hold you accountable to actually making better food choices. Use the public purse to actually better yourself instead of to just rot away expensively.

Make fresh fruit and vegetables a part of your every day, think about filling up on protein not biscuits, and have chicken dippers and curry sauce for an occasional treat not a regular meal. I’m not going to demonise processed foods entirely, they can form a part of a healthy intake, but you have to eat some unprocessed stuff too.

Air fry some salmon, steam some broccoli, and boil some rice. Poach an egg and dunk some grilled asparagus in it. Jacket some potatoes and have them with crunchy tuna mayo (with grated carrot and chopped spring onions in). Chuck some chicken legs and veg in to roast in one tray. There is so much you can do so quickly and simply and nutritiously with minimal standing on your feet, take it from someone who has days they have to sit on a stool to cook. Pack it in with the beige food and caffeine and fuel yourself better, or 7AM will always feel like the middle of the night.
Yet again more educated excellent advice from the nefarious evil trolls that I've screenshot for inspiration for my own fat ass.

Stand down lads, I've found why she's been so busy lately. She's been razzing round Morries smashing the head off free jacket spuds. More cash for Echo Falls and the 20 Lamberts she deffo doesn't smoke.
 

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TW/CW: Unsolicited diet talk.

I don’t think there’s a single person here who doesn’t opt for convenience foods some of the time, we all have days where we’re more busy or more tired or less well or less prepared, or just fancy something of a rubbish comfort food!

While chicken dippers and curry gravy or Pot Noodles aren’t my go-to on those days (mine’s probably an oven pizza and a bag of salad 😋), there’s nothing to say they can’t form a part of a balanced diet if you like them!

It’s just, well, to have that balance you also have to be eating foods that aren’t heavily processed and rammed with high levels of sugars and salts and preservatives that have minimal important nutrients. Is it any wonder they all have low iron, the complexion of a jellyfish washed up on a beach, frequent illness, and such fatigue that they can barely leave the house? Their bodies and brains aren’t being nourished the way they need to be! She sees fresh fruit as a treat and chocolate bars as essential snacks, home cooked from scratch is a bigger deal to shout about than a takeaway, and salty nasty processed crap as low cal and good for you. She’s all back to front!

I think she needs to get her head out of this idea of a “diet” that will be a quick fix to weight loss, and actually just learn about food. Screw the weight loss for a minute, being a little bit fat isn’t the be all and end all, lots of fat bodies are healthy bodies and lots of thin bodies are unhealthy bodies. She needs to work health over size, on nutrition over calorie counting imho, because once her body is nourished better she’ll find her activity levels and cravings for nutritious foods will likely increase naturally as she has better energy to expend. Then she can think about shrinking her waistline if that’s what makes her happy, but forming those good eating habits first without pressure of “punishment” for being plus size is a good foundation for a permanently changed mindset towards food, and the way she feels in general.

If she read here (but she doesn’t) I’d tell her: Sarah, if you feed yourself stuff that makes your energy spike quick and crash fast, you’ll crave more quick energy fixes that will lead to another crash, and you will just keep going around in circles always feeling short bursts of energy followed by fatigue and junk food cravings, like you seem to have done your entire adult life. Ditch the expensive Slimming World subscription that probably won’t work for you (because it’ll teach you nothing about healthy eating, just about hacking your biology temporarily to lose weight that you likely won’t sustain long term) and go to the doctors and ask to see a health coach or dietician or something who can work with you, with regular check ins, to keep a food diary and hold you accountable to actually making better food choices. Use the public purse to actually better yourself instead of to just rot away expensively.

Make fresh fruit and vegetables a part of your every day, think about filling up on protein not biscuits, and have chicken dippers and curry sauce for an occasional treat not a regular meal. I’m not going to demonise processed foods entirely, they can form a part of a healthy intake, but you have to eat some unprocessed stuff too.

Air fry some salmon, steam some broccoli, and boil some rice. Poach an egg and dunk some grilled asparagus in it. Jacket some potatoes and have them with crunchy tuna mayo (with grated carrot and chopped spring onions in). Chuck some chicken legs and veg in to roast in one tray. There is so much you can do so quickly and simply and nutritiously with minimal standing on your feet, take it from someone who has days they have to sit on a stool to cook. Pack it in with the beige food and caffeine and fuel yourself better, or 7AM will always feel like the middle of the night.

Oof, I really want some chicken legs and roast veg now 😂
 
TW/CW: Unsolicited diet talk.

I don’t think there’s a single person here who doesn’t opt for convenience foods some of the time, we all have days where we’re more busy or more tired or less well or less prepared, or just fancy something of a rubbish comfort food!

While chicken dippers and curry gravy or Pot Noodles aren’t my go-to on those days (mine’s probably an oven pizza and a bag of salad 😋), there’s nothing to say they can’t form a part of a balanced diet if you like them!

It’s just, well, to have that balance you also have to be eating foods that aren’t heavily processed and rammed with high levels of sugars and salts and preservatives that have minimal important nutrients. Is it any wonder they all have low iron, the complexion of a jellyfish washed up on a beach, frequent illness, and such fatigue that they can barely leave the house? Their bodies and brains aren’t being nourished the way they need to be! She sees fresh fruit as a treat and chocolate bars as essential snacks, home cooked from scratch is a bigger deal to shout about than a takeaway, and salty nasty processed crap as low cal and good for you. She’s all back to front!

I think she needs to get her head out of this idea of a “diet” that will be a quick fix to weight loss, and actually just learn about food. Screw the weight loss for a minute, being a little bit fat isn’t the be all and end all, lots of fat bodies are healthy bodies and lots of thin bodies are unhealthy bodies. She needs to work health over size, on nutrition over calorie counting imho, because once her body is nourished better she’ll find her activity levels and cravings for nutritious foods will likely increase naturally as she has better energy to expend. Then she can think about shrinking her waistline if that’s what makes her happy, but forming those good eating habits first without pressure of “punishment” for being plus size is a good foundation for a permanently changed mindset towards food, and the way she feels in general.

If she read here (but she doesn’t) I’d tell her: Sarah, if you feed yourself stuff that makes your energy spike quick and crash fast, you’ll crave more quick energy fixes that will lead to another crash, and you will just keep going around in circles always feeling short bursts of energy followed by fatigue and junk food cravings, like you seem to have done your entire adult life. Ditch the expensive Slimming World subscription that probably won’t work for you (because it’ll teach you nothing about healthy eating, just about hacking your biology temporarily to lose weight that you likely won’t sustain long term) and go to the doctors and ask to see a health coach or dietician or something who can work with you, with regular check ins, to keep a food diary and hold you accountable to actually making better food choices. Use the public purse to actually better yourself instead of to just rot away expensively.

Make fresh fruit and vegetables a part of your every day, think about filling up on protein not biscuits, and have chicken dippers and curry sauce for an occasional treat not a regular meal. I’m not going to demonise processed foods entirely, they can form a part of a healthy intake, but you have to eat some unprocessed stuff too.

Air fry some salmon, steam some broccoli, and boil some rice. Poach an egg and dunk some grilled asparagus in it. Jacket some potatoes and have them with crunchy tuna mayo (with grated carrot and chopped spring onions in). Chuck some chicken legs and veg in to roast in one tray. There is so much you can do so quickly and simply and nutritiously with minimal standing on your feet, take it from someone who has days they have to sit on a stool to cook. Pack it in with the beige food and caffeine and fuel yourself better, or 7AM will always feel like the middle of the night.
I personally couldn’t give af what she feeds herself to give herself energy for a full on day of tweeting to no one, but you can tell by the pics of the boys that she feeds them beige, processed tit. It makes me so sad.
 
Mornings do suck when you have to get kids to school, even my 13 year old causes me loads to do though she's very self sufficient in the mornings. I don't have help either because my husband starts work at 4am - so I just get up early, usually awake at 5am. But in order to do that I just go to bed at an appropriate time, which for me as a person with no health issues and a sedentary job means I can stay up until 11pm (even midnight if it's not month end and I have an easier day!) but if I had to go to bed earlier I would do that, why make trouble for yourself by feeling at your shittest during your hardest part of the day??

She can have a nap too so she's all refreshed for the after school shenanigans (I still manage to get a cooked dinner done by 6:30 even though I don't finish work until 5:30) she has nothing to do all day. How does she have so little to do and yet is always manic doing things?
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I personally quite fancy a big chip shop chips, chicken nuggies and curry gravy white bread butty!

I think she’s tried to make a self-deprecating funny to backtrack, but we all know she’s not joking…

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Ah mate I could eat that bread and chips right now, shite loads of salt, some vinegar and ketchup to make a butty please!
 
Cheers to everyone here, and to all those who are not Sarah.

With absolute judgement oozing from every pore of me, she is the worst. Or wurst. She's the wurst dipped in cheap curry sauce. Yuk.

If I was playing a game of "with which Tattle subject would you least like to be stuck in a lift (elevator)?", it's Sarah. And I say this not lightly.

However, I'd pay top dollar to watch Sarah and Liz Fraser stick together in a lift for a long afternoon! The thought quite cheers me
 
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