Witchfinder Sargeant
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Thread title from a squig, nominated by @Squeaky Beans, congratulations, you win a jar of those weird frankfurter sausages, delivered to you in an Uber for £12.
It's taken her about a fortnight to fill out some forms (unspecified), she's still got the worst sleep pattern of any grown adult I've ever met, and, having got bored of inserting herself into the tragedy of two missing women in Kent, she's now ramming herself like a walrus on a mobility scooter into the missing Jay Slater story. As per usual, she's gloating over a family tragedy, almost begging for there to be a body and for nasty people to be behind the disappearance.
She's constantly switching between calling her children little shits and saying they're so loving.
She tried to set up a dodgy GoFundMe for the big sleep out the school is doing for the local charity, rather than just asking for donations to the school's fundraiser or creating a proper charity GoFundme, but that seems to have been stopped by GoFundMe.
She's "so fatigued" at normal bedtime but then stays up for hours tweeting into the void, rather than following some proper sleep hygiene and going to bed.
She posted a voucher for Milk & More that seems to have just been a data-harvesting exercise because it seems nobody got the discount, it was only supposed to be given to five neighbours not broadcast all over people's socials.
She chatted for days to a troll account set up to take the piss out of her, not realising it was a troll until she caught up here.
It's taken her about a fortnight to fill out some forms (unspecified), she's still got the worst sleep pattern of any grown adult I've ever met, and, having got bored of inserting herself into the tragedy of two missing women in Kent, she's now ramming herself like a walrus on a mobility scooter into the missing Jay Slater story. As per usual, she's gloating over a family tragedy, almost begging for there to be a body and for nasty people to be behind the disappearance.
She's constantly switching between calling her children little shits and saying they're so loving.
She tried to set up a dodgy GoFundMe for the big sleep out the school is doing for the local charity, rather than just asking for donations to the school's fundraiser or creating a proper charity GoFundme, but that seems to have been stopped by GoFundMe.
She's "so fatigued" at normal bedtime but then stays up for hours tweeting into the void, rather than following some proper sleep hygiene and going to bed.
She posted a voucher for Milk & More that seems to have just been a data-harvesting exercise because it seems nobody got the discount, it was only supposed to be given to five neighbours not broadcast all over people's socials.
She chatted for days to a troll account set up to take the piss out of her, not realising it was a troll until she caught up here.
