Witchfinder Sargeant
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Thread title by @VeniVidiVicki nominated by @byefeliciax, congratulations you both win an ugly and expensive swimming costume that you wouldn't have needed to buy if you weren't a chaotically disorganised goblin.
She's still making no attempt to fix her sleep patterns.
She's nearly finished the chest of drawers she bought in January! (Still to be done: fixing the back on so it's actually usable, because she's lost the tacks).
After being criticised here for not taking Deep Mid-off and Silly Point anywhere, she took them swimming. She somehow managed to make this into a greater performance than the expeditions to find the source of the Nile in the 1850s. She had to spend £42 on a swimming costume because one of the twins packed the wrong thing. We are unclear as to why it was the children's responsibility, and not, you know, the grown adult's. She didn't put any sun cream on despite sitting out in bright sunshine by water all day, and got sunburned. So she spent £12 on getting a single bottle of aftersun Ubered to her. Much poverty, very thrifty.
She's currently trying to centre herself in two missing persons' cases in Kent, using the most tenuous links to shoehorn herself into tragedy. Sarah thinks she saw one of the girls on the train a year ago and somehow thinks this is relevant.
Needless to say, she also has Opinions on the cryptosporidium outbreak in Devon. I was previously unaware that she is an expert in waterborne pathogens, but here we are.
She still hasn't filled out the PIP forms for whichever kid she reckons is autistic, nor has she organised any referrals to get him an actual diagnosis, she's still keeping the kids off school at the slightest hint of a cough or a yawn, she's still clattering about disturbing the entire household by doing stupid things at ridiculous hours of the day.
Her "frugal recipes" thread seems to have died a death thank duck.
She's still desperately chasing engagement by QTing with utter inanities like "agree tbh" and similar, and retweeting herself a split second after she's shared whatever inanity has crossed her tiny mind.
She's currently being bodied for trying to defend Depher and Roadsidemum by calling Black women "fond of drama." If you're not sure why this is problematic, this is a good piece.
She's still making no attempt to fix her sleep patterns.
She's nearly finished the chest of drawers she bought in January! (Still to be done: fixing the back on so it's actually usable, because she's lost the tacks).
After being criticised here for not taking Deep Mid-off and Silly Point anywhere, she took them swimming. She somehow managed to make this into a greater performance than the expeditions to find the source of the Nile in the 1850s. She had to spend £42 on a swimming costume because one of the twins packed the wrong thing. We are unclear as to why it was the children's responsibility, and not, you know, the grown adult's. She didn't put any sun cream on despite sitting out in bright sunshine by water all day, and got sunburned. So she spent £12 on getting a single bottle of aftersun Ubered to her. Much poverty, very thrifty.
She's currently trying to centre herself in two missing persons' cases in Kent, using the most tenuous links to shoehorn herself into tragedy. Sarah thinks she saw one of the girls on the train a year ago and somehow thinks this is relevant.
Needless to say, she also has Opinions on the cryptosporidium outbreak in Devon. I was previously unaware that she is an expert in waterborne pathogens, but here we are.
She still hasn't filled out the PIP forms for whichever kid she reckons is autistic, nor has she organised any referrals to get him an actual diagnosis, she's still keeping the kids off school at the slightest hint of a cough or a yawn, she's still clattering about disturbing the entire household by doing stupid things at ridiculous hours of the day.
Her "frugal recipes" thread seems to have died a death thank duck.
She's still desperately chasing engagement by QTing with utter inanities like "agree tbh" and similar, and retweeting herself a split second after she's shared whatever inanity has crossed her tiny mind.
She's currently being bodied for trying to defend Depher and Roadsidemum by calling Black women "fond of drama." If you're not sure why this is problematic, this is a good piece.
now, obvs.
