IamSarahjajyjay #5 You can lead a horse to water… but it’ll only ask you to buy it coffees.

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Thread title by @byefeliciax nominated by @ForgettyBetty, congratulations you both win a return taxi trip to your nearest ASDA.

Our Sarah still spends more time locking and unlocking her account than that guy with the keys at the Tower of London.

She takes taxis everywhere, she doesn't plan ahead or think so when ASDA were out of antibiotics she took a taxi to two other pharmacies instead of, you know, phoning them and saving a tenner.

She's still on the beg (laptop chargers, Nintendo chargers, nobody told me my kids needed bigger trainers, sweeties for Leg Bye and Wide for Christmas, etc).

She's now claiming to be an expert on the Houthi rebels and the Middle East (spoiler: nah) by recycling a load of half-baked nonsense with bonus antisemitism and no content warnings for the graphic videos she shares.

She thinks that if she shouts she's a socialist for long enough she'll get money out of well-meaning lefties.

Reminder, if she uses Caught and Bowled's real names to spolier them out, she gets very angry that people use them even though she posts them herself half the time.
 
Thank you for making the new thread. I think she got off lightly with that title, tbh. The racist, thieving, illiterate bleep and horrendous excuse for a mother and human being.

I've been promising my OH (who hasn't LEFT) that I will explain her to him (he is well up on Jack) and now she's just made it ten times harder by oozing into a whole new area of disgustingness. There is no wiki on her. Should there be a wiki?
 
She's about to be very disappointed by eye pea addresses

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I just caught up after a few days feeling sorry for myself as I’m poorly and here’s my thoughts:

I’ve had one MacBook charger for ten years and it kicked the bucket literally two weeks ago, that’s only because my cat has suddenly got a fixation with it lately 🙄 I don’t even know if it’s broke but I don’t want her to electrocute herself so got a new one. I can only imagine that either (shocker) she’s lying out her arse or even inanimate objects self destruct rather than being in the same house as her. I have a switch and you don’t need a special charging unit or anything, only a USB plug, the actual charger is very hard to break.

Why is she wanging on about bus passes when Paul and Debbie have to get taxis everywhere because apparently getting to their school is like getting to Mordor?

She fundraised for her least favourite to go to an emergency dentist, so why is he in pain? One of my fillings fell out in November and I’ve not been to the dentist because, I know it’s not sensible, I wanted to buy presents and spend money on Christmas stuff. It’s annoying and slightly painful, but I’ve never moaned the house down.

If she does go to the police I hope they tell her where to stick it and investigate her finances (long shot).

I think Elon Musk is a wanker, but I would gladly shake his hand at destroying the platform that these parasites have managed to make money from.

That’s it? Oh, also I would never shame anyone for not ‘dressing their age’ (doubt any of the lovely trolls here would either). I think that concept is bullocks, but those boots wouldn’t suit her as no company makes clothes designed for someone as hideous inside and out as her.

Feel much better now 😂
 
It’s never going to happen to me because I don’t name my kid’s school or use our names on the internet but IF someone contacted the school to express their concern about my online behaviour, my first thought would be ‘oh tit, this is really worrying and embarrassing’. And I wouldn’t tell anyone because I would be so ashamed that I LIED about being in an abusive relationship and that I LIED that I was worried about my ex knowing where me and my kids lived.

As we‘ve already discussed at length, she appears to be missing the shame gene.
 
On what planet do people think an overworked and underpaid police force give a shiny shite about someone saying something mean about you on the internet that you choose to look for.

As someone on the last thread already said, she will 100% already be known to the police for being high conflict and a local nuisance.
 
As an aside, I really loathe all the munchy mums on the internet that make their child’s disability their whole personality.

Sarah retweeted the ‘tell me you have a child with SEN without telling me you have a child with SEN’ of women exploiting their kids for clicks and likes because she’s incapable of adding to it.
 
VeniVidiVicki said:
As an aside, I really loathe all the munchy mums on the internet that make their child’s disability their whole personality.

Sarah retweeted the ‘tell me you have a child with SEN without telling me you have a child with SEN’ of women exploiting their kids for clicks and likes because she’s incapable of adding to it.
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I'm always pleased to hear this from good mums. It's so shady. The kid cannot give meaningful consent for their private medical issues to be clickable content. How can ppl not understand that the internet is forever? Or respect their child as a separate entity? It's just the fundamentals of basic care to me.
 
I can only assume that she thinks yeman is a chilled place because she used to buy 1/8ths of solid cannabis from there in the early nineties . The wars passed her by. The population being junkies on qat, a government leaving alone Iran backed armies (don't blame them).
She is so thick. How can you be so ignorant to society and the world when you are online 24/7
 
linzilou said:
weird....socialists usually oppose the police or police involvement....very interesting...almost as if she doesn't know what a socialist is!!!!!!!

they actually consider anyone who joins the police to be a class traitor, and im married to one! cant wait for my class traitor to come home with our Chinese takeaway.
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A lot of those who love to shout ACAB when they're feeling all billy big bollocks are the first to go cryarsing to the police over something said to them online. And grateful for their protection when neo-fascists turn up somewhere and they take to the streets to oppose them. They never seem to mind the police then. Hypocrites everywhere.
 
I strongly remember SarayVajajay getting into a ruck with someone about being “allowed a tenner on the slots” on one of her old banned accounts. I think it was one of the times I thought “hang on - weren’t you the beggar that Jack re-tweeted?”. If she isn’t splashing those fivers on Foxy Bingo or - right up her scuzzy Tory street, Sun Bingo, I will eat my hat.
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BeardyBap said:
Since she's said again that she rarely uses her kids' real names on SM, I did a quick tally (since she started using this current Twitter account last summer):
Eldest's real name: tweeted >40 times
Chipshop's real name: tweeted >40 times
Chopshop's real name: tweeted >30 times
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She has done it literally tonight in her replies.
 

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FlashBoof said:
I strongly remember SarayVajajay getting into a ruck with someone about being “allowed a tenner on the slots” on one of her old banned accounts. I think it was one of the times I thought “hang on - weren’t you the beggar that Jack re-tweeted?”. If she isn’t splashing those fivers on Foxy Bingo or - right up her scuzzy Tory street, Sun Bingo, I will eat my hat.
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She has done it literally tonight in her replies.
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It’ll never “get easier”, you have to get better. I have no patience for people who can’t even attempt to run their own life.
 
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