Harry and Meghan #95 Archie's out for the paps, it'll never compare with Catherine's snaps

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Happy Birthday Prince Louis!

What's been happening. Hazza turned his grandfather's funeral into an opportunity for tantrums, photo-ops and press releases. The world thought it was a disgrace. His family have publicly said he isn't trustworthy and have cut off contact. And Meghan continues her 13 month pregnancy with a well-timed pap stroll in LA.

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Harry and Meghan #94 The lying, the witch and the £1m wardrobe

Isn't Prince Louis absolutely beautiful?! To me he looks a lot like his dad but also a lot like Catherine's dad. Who would want to upstage a little boy on his birthday? She is vile.
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Thank you @Baguette for the new thread!

From discussion re Sussex Squad on previous thread, it makes me think of the latest video from Taz - she made a comment that many of the Sussex squad only came to know anything about the royals due to HFW coming on the scene.
They have no notion of what royalty means.Their idea of royalty is Kardashian. Individual over the whole.
 
The British tabloids have obviously had their heads together about the staged pap pics and have come to an agreement. I wonder if this is a sign of things to come. She'll be wanting that baby to stay in-utero as long as possible because who knows what going to be released after it's born?

Let's all just pause for a moment to imagine the scenes when she wakes up at 5am LA time, grabbing her phone to eagerly check Mail Online to see what everyone is saying about her. To quote a classic Scobie tweet...

"Oh..."
 
bubbadabut said:
The British tabloids have obviously had their heads together about the staged pap pics and have come to an agreement. I wonder if this is a sign of things to come. She'll be wanting that baby to stay in-utero as long as possible because who knows what going to be released after it's born?

Let's all just pause for a moment to imagine the scenes when she wakes up at 5am LA time, grabbing her phone to eagerly check Mail Online to see what everyone is saying about her. To quote a classic Scobie tweet...

"Oh..."
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The one thing she won't be getting is the Royal christening picture. Good.
 
Page Six might have an exclusive deal on the pics for 24 hours? I like the idea of the UK press refusing to publish until after Louis's birthday is over though...

They've sent out Omid to say nothing is coming from Spotify or Netflix in the near future. No mention of Ben Browning either. What a trainwreck.

www.dailystar.co.uk

Meghan Markle and Harry 'won't release new project for some time', pal claims

Royal biographer Omid Scobie said the Duke and Duchess of Sussex jumped from one big project to another to "prove themselves" when they were working royals but now they have changed their approach
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He said: "To actually see some of the fruits of the Netflix labour, to see the Spotify series, it was a great start, but I think it's just that they are not rushing.

"I don't think those first episodes of the Spotify series will be around for quite some time, partly I think because there is a baby on the way and also other focuses. I think one thing has changed in the way that they work."
 
As it's a new thread can we just take a moment to again appreciate Jan Moir calling Scabies a "Truffle Hound" this morning. Because it is glorioius.

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bubbadabut said:
The British tabloids have obviously had their heads together about the staged pap pics and have come to an agreement. I wonder if this is a sign of things to come. She'll be wanting that baby to stay in-utero as long as possible because who knows what going to be released after it's born?

Let's all just pause for a moment to imagine the scenes when she wakes up at 5am LA time, grabbing her phone to eagerly check Mail Online to see what everyone is saying about her. To quote a classic Scobie tweet...

"Oh..."
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Unable to post my response to a previous poster since the thread was closed so here goes:

I'm also ready to get out the popcorn when Harry's wife realizes her 15 minutes of fame are over and has a highly publicized breakdown via a Doprah/Ghoule interview. (Blaming it on everyone else, of course). Perhaps we could have a virtual popcorn eating session all at once. Granted, due to the time difference here from what it would be in the UK, I might be scarfing popcorn at 3:00 am but no problem on my end with that!
 
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I do wonder how close to meltdown Harry and Meghan are getting?

This latest pap photo of Archie and Meghan speaks of desperation! A kind of ''look at me'' toddler tantrum!
And if the photo is completely ignored by the British press, even more of a meltdown!

Maybe the royal family should publically send across a team of negotiators/ mental health specialists to start the intervention process? It is all looking increasingly messy!

The RF are doing pretty well with their spin on everything...Charles and William are looking strong and united. This leaves Harry and Meghan in a very weak and vulnerable position...heading rapidly to everyone laughing at them!
 
Ideas for upstaging Wills and Catherines 10th Wedding anniversary:

HFW announces that she and Harry have actually been married for 25 years but kept it quiet so she could continue with her hugely successful acting career.​
HFW announces that it's a well known secret that Wills and Catherine were divorced before their first anniversary and have been living in sin ever since. The children are illegitimate so Archie is the true heir to the throne.​
HFW announces that the Duke of Edinburgh left everything to her in his will but the Queen is refusing to hand it over or answer calls. And Louise needs to hand over those ponies...they need to be rescued and Archie deserves them.​
New photo of HFW wearing a black mask, sat in the back of a luxury car and gazing into the camera.​
HFW announces that she is pregnant with 3rd child despite not having given birth to second one yet.​
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Anyone got any other suggestions?

ETA Thanks for the new thread :)
 
NorthernValkyrie said:
Thank you @Baguette for the new thread!

From discussion re Sussex Squad on previous thread, it makes me think of the latest video from Taz - she made a comment that many of the Sussex squad only came to know anything about the royals due to HFW coming on the scene.
They have no notion of what royalty means.Their idea of royalty is Kardashian. Individual over the whole.
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Yes this is definitely true. They seem to think that if you are 'the most popular' you will rise up the ranking 🙄 and that Smeggy could waltz in and call the shots to 'a bunch of racists'. They honestly have tit for brains and are not worth thinking about.

Not to mention their current obsession that the evil British are out to kill Archie 😁
 
This has got nothing to do with the shitstorm Harkles but the Duchess of Cambridge’s family are so lovely, which you can see from her sweet bro’s Insta which is devoted to his love of dogs. I sometimes wonder if all the years around the ‘normal’ Middletons have helped shape PW. Shame his brother couldn’t find the same sort of stability in a spouse.

Anyway, this from James Middleton’s Insta is the kind and funny content we all need right now:

Bet the Cambridge kids adore their Uncle James and his pets.
 
After the funeral last weekend Harry and his current wife have reached a new level of low I think and everyone can feel it.

How on earth does she think, a pap shot of her and her alleged son looking like they've just emerged from a trailer park is going to knock the beautiful birthday photo of Prince Louis off the top spot is a mystery to me.

The post that someone put up earlier in the week about her and Archie walking around downtown Monteceito looking to be papped was accurate, here the daft bint is.
 
Silbee said:
After the funeral last weekend Harry and his current wife have reached a new level of low I think and everyone can feel it.

How on earth does she think, a pap shot of her and her alleged son looking like they've just emerged from a trailer park is going to knock the beautiful birthday photo of Prince Louis off the top spot is a mystery to me.

The post that someone put up earlier in the week about her and Archie walking around downtown Monteceito looking to be papped was accurate, here the daft bint is.
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And let's not forget Megzy's alleged 'special bond' with Prince Philip, which apparently doesn't extend to wearing black during the RF mourning period....

Daily Mail front page has a big splash for pictures of Prince Louis aged 1, 2 and now 3 on his birthday bike. You really can tell it's the same child in all the photos. Could it be shade cast at the ever-changing Archie?

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...rince-Louis-beams-bike-heads-day-nursery.html
 
Cassandra333 said:
Ideas for upstaging Wills and Catherines 10th Wedding anniversary:

HFW announces that she and Harry have actually been married for 25 years but kept it quiet so she could continue with her hugely successful acting career.​
HFW announces that it's a well known secret that Wills and Catherine were divorced before their first anniversary and have been living in sin ever since. The children are illegitimate so Archie is the true heir to the throne.​
HFW announces that the Duke of Edinburgh left everything to her in his will but the Queen is refusing to hand it over or answer calls. And Louise needs to hand over those ponies...they need to be rescued and Archie deserves them.​
New photo of HFW wearing a black mask, sat in the back of a luxury car and gazing into the camera.​
HFW announces that she is pregnant with 3rd child despite not having given birth to second one yet.​
​
Anyone got any other suggestions?

ETA Thanks for the new thread :)
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HFW starts her own make-up and hair care line of products and goes on QVC to promote them.
 
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