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Traveler001 said:
The duck flapped her to orgasm, there was feathers everywhere 😂
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the frantic fluttering of his wings as he did it is forever ingrained in my memory.
 
coconochanel said:
Maybe the producer was a fan of ducks.
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A duck fetish is the only valid explanation tbh. :ROFLMAO: This show has ruined ducks for me. I'll never be able to look at them in the same way.

Just to get off the topic of ducks - Giles & Mary annoyed me last night with their 'oh no, the cost of living crisis means we won't be able to shop so often at Waitrose and we'll have to make our own loaves!' I know Giles wasn't being 100% serious with the comment, but it seemed insensitive given the fact that they're obviously wealthy and won't struggle.
 
StatusWoe said:
A duck fetish is the only valid explanation tbh. :ROFLMAO: This show has ruined ducks for me. I'll never be able to look at them in the same way.

Just to get off the topic of ducks - Giles & Mary annoyed me last night with their 'oh no, the cost of living crisis means we won't be able to shop so often at Waitrose and we'll have to make our own loaves!' I know Giles wasn't being 100% serious with the comment, but it seemed insensitive given the fact that they're obviously wealthy and won't struggle.
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Yeah, I dont get Giles & Mary, I used to really like them, but now I'm not sure that they havent become caricatures of themselves..
That aside Giles is a phenominal artist.
 
coconochanel said:
Maybe the producer was a fan of ducks.
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If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck then it is a……potential partner according to those warped producers.

This is interesting, Sometimes when you see a gang of boy ducks without partners, I look at their bills because of this -
The duck's bill color, which can range from a drab olive green to a bright, raincoat yellow, is a sexually selected characteristic, meaning females prefer males with brighter bills, making these traits more likely to be passed on to offspring.

Some poor old sods are lacking in the bright bill department.

Despite the delinquent ones, I still love ducks. Especially when I think they are laughing!

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Wasn't that duck thing technically illegal? I thought animal stuff came under the top "extreme" category where it's illegal even to watch, not just possess/make. Maybe Apple/C4 get away with it because it was implied as animal-on-human rather than the other way around, and also it was a talking duck so obviously fantasy. Even so I hope C4 haven't made us all technically criminals now :eek:
 
kev1974 said:
Wasn't that duck thing technically illegal? I thought animal stuff came under the top "extreme" category where it's illegal even to watch, not just possess/make. Maybe Apple/C4 get away with it because it was implied as animal-on-human rather than the other way around, and also it was a talking duck so obviously fantasy. Even so I hope C4 haven't made us all technically criminals now :eek:
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if i go to prison because of the gogglebox duck i’m gonna be so mad 🤣 calling dibs on the top bunk right now!

in all seriousness, i think you get away with that sort of thing if it’s obvious fantasy or surreal drama rather than actual porn. i mean the shape of water has a girl technically fall in love with and bang some kind of fish monster, and it won the oscar! so i think we’re okay 🤣
 
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