Gemma Louise Miles #17 Happiest when her toddler’s in bed, she prefers her velcro baby instead

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Peoniesandballetshoes

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So new thread for people.
as per last time not much has happened.
baby 2 is here, Jonah, so original Gemma darling = also how bad that we took a whole thread from April to October to get to 52 pages that’s horrific. Gemma new exciting content please.
Gemma went out and tried to replicate pumpkin spiced latte with lots of ingredients that were overpriced.
two bunnies are now installed and the original one has gone to a family member
Gemma decorated the house for autumn

cant remember anything else so feel free to add any recap you can remember.
 
Peoniesandballetshoes said:
So new thread for people.
as per last time not much has happened.
baby 2 is here, Jonah, so original Gemma darling = also how bad that we took a whole thread from April to October to get to 52 pages that’s horrific. Gemma new exciting content please.
Gemma went out and tried to replicate pumpkin spiced latte with lots of ingredients that were overpriced.
two bunnies are now installed and the original one has gone to a family member
Gemma decorated the house for autumn

cant remember anything else so feel free to add any recap you can remember.
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She made Jamie take her firstborn out in a wagon at the crack of dawn while she lazed in bed doing eff all.
 
Genuine question, what is she going to do when baby is at nursery age, noah is at school- what will she do with her cosy, slow mornings? She won't be able to roll around in bed in her aesthetic pj's, slow mo making coffee and re arranging her coffee station while getting them both ready for school, surely? She's going to be in for a shock I'm sure!
 
Upintheair83 said:
Genuine question, what is she going to do when baby is at nursery age, noah is at school- what will she do with her cosy, slow mornings? She won't be able to roll around in bed in her aesthetic pj's, slow mo making coffee and re arranging her coffee station while getting them both ready for school, surely? She's going to be in for a shock I'm sure!
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I bet she will, she’ll have him indoors getting both the boys ready seeing as his entire existence is fed by her :rolleyes:
 
The phoney ass way she complains about being SO BUSY with mum life and chaos and 45 mins of sleep each night (you know, all the realities of life with a new born and a toddler) yet proceeds to film making fresh soup with homegrown tomatoes, changing beds in spotless rooms and lighting candles, whipping up some freshly baked cookies and filming a whole skin care routine… as if that is a standard evening in her picture perfect house on 45 minutes sleep.

She thinks she’s relatable with her complaining at the beginning but all you’re doing Gemma is making every other mother (you know, those who actually spend time with their children as well as having working dads/doing it as a single mum) feel like they’re absolutely failing at life because theirs doesn’t look like this and never will.
 
The latest snorefest! (Hello October)

0:00-3:02 “Finally get to catch up” intro
3:03-4:50 Skin & me ad
4:51-6:47 Has a bath
6:48-7:36 Slow drink making and cookie baking B-roll
7:37-11:14 Eats cookie with velcro baby feat. annoying baby voice (I know you know the voice)
11:14-11:48 More B-roll drink making
11:49-14:40 Bed chat about how quick time is going, nursery run, tumble drier, wants to decorate bedroom (“autumnify it”)
14:41-16:50 She changes the bed sheets. She is so happy with her new dark brown bedding
16:51-18:55 Overnight oats
18:56-25:40 “Boo baskets” for N&J
25:41-29:43 Makes soup
29:44-31:31 Goes on about the dark bedding again
31:32-32:27 Skin & me ad again
32:28-33:16 Outro feat. annoying baby voice again
 
derry said:
The latest snorefest! (Hello October)

0:00-3:02 “Finally get to catch up” intro
3:03-4:50 Skin & me ad
4:51-6:47 Has a bath
6:48-7:36 Slow drink making and cookie baking B-roll
7:37-11:14 Eats cookie with velcro baby feat. annoying baby voice (I know you know the voice)
11:14-11:48 More B-roll drink making
11:49-14:40 Bed chat about how quick time is going, nursery run, tumble drier, wants to decorate bedroom (“autumnify it”)
14:41-16:50 She changes the bed sheets. She is so happy with her new dark brown bedding
16:51-18:55 Overnight oats
18:56-25:40 “Boo baskets” for N&J
25:41-29:43 Makes soup
29:44-31:31 Goes on about the dark bedding again
31:32-32:27 Skin & me ad again
32:28-33:16 Outro feat. annoying baby voice again
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Soooooo basically nothing then! 🤣
 
derry said:
The latest snorefest! (Hello October)

0:00-3:02 “Finally get to catch up” intro
3:03-4:50 Skin & me ad
4:51-6:47 Has a bath
6:48-7:36 Slow drink making and cookie baking B-roll
7:37-11:14 Eats cookie with velcro baby feat. annoying baby voice (I know you know the voice)
11:14-11:48 More B-roll drink making
11:49-14:40 Bed chat about how quick time is going, nursery run, tumble drier, wants to decorate bedroom (“autumnify it”)
14:41-16:50 She changes the bed sheets. She is so happy with her new dark brown bedding
16:51-18:55 Overnight oats
18:56-25:40 “Boo baskets” for N&J
25:41-29:43 Makes soup
29:44-31:31 Goes on about the dark bedding again
31:32-32:27 Skin & me ad again
32:28-33:16 Outro feat. annoying baby voice again
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Where does playing with her baby come into this? 🤔
 
How can she get away with making the “gifted” so small and basically making it blend in with the background. There needs to be stronger rules on influencers declaring ADs and gifted products. She is one of the worst for trying to make it as tiny as possible. I knew she wouldn’t have bought this herself, she never buys any of the more expensive products for her own children but I had to really look for the “gifted”.
 

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mcgee said:
How can she get away with making the “gifted” so small and basically making it blend in with the background. There needs to be stronger rules on influencers declaring ADs and gifted products. She is one of the worst for trying to make it as tiny as possible. I knew she wouldn’t have bought this herself, she never buys any of the more expensive products for her own children but I had to really look for the “gifted”.
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It’s so disgusting isn’t it. As if she needs all this new stuff anyway. Where’s all the stuff she was gifted last time for the other kid about 2 years ago? The amount of consumerism is disgusting I don’t know why these big companies promote it and get away with it when everyone is meant to be worried about the planet and consuming less but in the influencer world it’s the exact opposite as here’s Bugaboo gifting her 5 massive boxes of new crap just because she mentions weaning her baby. Who gives a crap about all this “stuff”. I really think this is one of the only joys she gets as a mother, getting free stuff sent to her. It’s pathetic
 
Princesst said:
It’s so disgusting isn’t it. As if she needs all this new stuff anyway. Where’s all the stuff she was gifted last time for the other kid about 2 years ago? The amount of consumerism is disgusting I don’t know why these big companies promote it and get away with it when everyone is meant to be worried about the planet and consuming less but in the influencer world it’s the exact opposite as here’s Bugaboo gifting her 5 massive boxes of new crap just because she mentions weaning her baby. Who gives a crap about all this “stuff”. I really think this is one of the only joys she gets as a mother, getting free stuff sent to her. It’s pathetic
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Definitely. She seems to get more joy opening gifted boxes and buying house decor than she does from her own kids.
 
mcgee said:
How can she get away with making the “gifted” so small and basically making it blend in with the background. There needs to be stronger rules on influencers declaring ADs and gifted products. She is one of the worst for trying to make it as tiny as possible. I knew she wouldn’t have bought this herself, she never buys any of the more expensive products for her own children but I had to really look for the “gifted”.
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Does she not already have one. Why does she need something brand new. Bugaboo shame on you for sending this to someone who a) already has one and b) promoting overconsumption
 
PutConbeforethehearse said:
Does she not already have one. Why does she need something brand new. Bugaboo shame on you for sending this to someone who a) already has one and b) promoting overconsumption
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I would’ve thought she had Noah’s old one that she could use, that’s what most parents do reuse but he’s probably still contained in his high chair to avoid him making a mess in the show home.
 
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