Gemma Atkinson #6 we've seen her abs more than Gorka has seen the kids.

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DipsyDoodle

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Excellent thread title from @FatherJackHackett 👏👏👏

In the last thread:
Gemma lost one of her beloved dogs, RIP Norman
Little Gorka is still managing to be away from home as much as possible, Tattlers aren't sure that Thiago even knows who he is
Gemma continues to feed the tree rat in her garden, and spend more time in the gym than with her kids
Mia's been having "bovine collagen" mixed with yoghurt for her breakfast, because a bowl of cereal isn't good enough for the future cross fit star
Gemma went to Pride of Britain awards, dressed in a bin bag by the weirdo "stylist" who always does her dirty
They've had a playroom built and some other work done, I can't remember what as it was so boring
The bizarre beauty range has had the name changed from Lil Gems to Gem & Tonic - top tip Gemma, it still sounds tit!
She's still persisting with the gender stereotyping of her kids, insisting that Tio is so different to Mia because he's a boy (not at all because they are two separate children with their own personalities)
Gemma said that she had pinched Tio, then when the story was picked up by the Daily Fail she said she hadn't, screenshot attached of Gemma's own words for anyone who missed it.

Feel free to add any other recap bits that I've missed!
 

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Telly Fanatic said:
Im from Glasgow and I would say it's no more than 4 hours even in high traffic. It's obvious he didn't want to be with his part-time family. Gemma will be 40 soon and still not a Mrs after saying on old interviews she was wanting married to Gorka pretty sharpish.
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Wow that’s pretty crappy. I thought he was home yesterday to do the school run today as he’s back to London for the weekend shows?
 
MrsDimSum said:
Ghost dog stories? Is she for real? 👻
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All the crystal woo, too! I like a crystal and I like the smell of incense etc but I was shocked to hear Gemma going into such detail about that and especially about taking angel cards seriously! Mad stuff.
Hilarious that she only went into this, and presumably embellished with the rubber ball story etc, because her bRaNd uses crystal elements in its product formulations!
 
dee_mc said:
All the crystal woo, too! I like a crystal and I like the smell of incense etc but I was shocked to hear Gemma going into such detail about that and especially about taking angel cards seriously! Mad stuff.
Hilarious that she only went into this, and presumably embellished with the rubber ball story etc, because her bRaNd uses crystal elements in its product formulations!
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Yeah like everything she does she has to double down and then she sounds like a prize twit 😂
 
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