Gabriella Lindley #84 Vewlewz vewz cewchez avec moi ce swoir?

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Thank you to @capriallie for the most liked thread title with 104 votes! ❤️

Last thread recap:

Gabs went with Alan to watch Barbie, predictably regurgitated The Eras Pink outfit.

Wonderful Tattler @sugarbumfairy1234 spotted Gabs in the wild and snapped our desperate duo mid argument, with Gobs stomping away from Alan.

We found out thanks to @SweetpeaCacti that Jewniper Mewn has been closed an incredible 51% of its lifespan.

Gabs tret us to a nip slip. “Understood the assignment”, apparently.

She also addressed her now ✨60lbs ✨ weightloss as a symptom of a stomach ulcer and stricture. She can only eat “melty fewd” like pizza and crisps and Chinese takeout and crispy balls and Parisian McDonalds.

Gabs whisked Alan away for a birthday break and lived up to every one of our expectations. This is not a good thing.

Throughout the period of the last thread we have been tret to lots of body checking phewtews of Gabs being ✨ skinny ✨ even though we all know it’s all down to the lens she’s using on her camera and she’s still a normal build with a fridge-like shape.

We are grossed out by Alan’s apparent lack of hygiene and fashion choices, particularly her shoes and perma-cap.

Gabs still hasn’t seen Jewd. As @poopbug summed up in a thread suggestion: Melty fewd, expewsed bewb, can travel to Paris but not to see Jewd.

Onwards, Trewlls! ————>
 
Doc said:
Thank you to @capriallie for the most liked thread title with 104 votes! ❤

Last thread recap:

Gabs went with Alan to watch Barbie, predictably regurgitated The Eras Pink outfit.

Wonderful Tattler @sugarbumfairy1234 spotted Gabs in the wild and snapped our desperate duo mid argument, with Gobs stomping away from Alan.

We found out thanks to @SweetpeaCacti that Jewniper Mewn has been closed an incredible 51% of its lifespan.

Gabs tret us to a nip slip. “Understood the assignment”, apparently.

She also addressed her now ✨60lbs ✨ weightloss as a symptom of a stomach ulcer and stricture. She can only eat “melty fewd” like pizza and crisps and Chinese takeout and crispy balls and Parisian McDonalds.

Gabs whisked Alan away for a birthday break and lived up to every one of our expectations. This is not a good thing.

Throughout the period of the last thread we have been tret to lots of body checking phewtews of Gabs being ✨ skinny ✨ even though we all know it’s all down to the lens she’s using on her camera and she’s still a normal build with a fridge-like shape.

We are grossed out by Alan’s apparent lack of hygiene and fashion choices, particularly her shoes and perma-cap.

Gabs still hasn’t seen Jewd. As @poopbug summed up in a thread suggestion: Melty fewd, expewsed bewb, can travel to Paris but not to see Jewd.

Onwards, Trewlls! ————>
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I've missed soooo much

@sugarbumfairy1234 is the real gossip girl
 
On the topic of melty foods, I’m at an all inclusive and tried to have melty foods for a day - it did not go down well - my stomach is in bits and it made me feel rubbish overall - how does this woman do this every single day, with ulcers and a plethora of other conditions?
 
mialia said:
On the topic of melty foods, I’m at an all inclusive and tried to have melty foods for a day - it did not go down well - my stomach is in bits and it made me feel rubbish overall - how does this woman do this every single day, with ulcers and a plethora of other conditions?
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We're going to need a list of said melty foods because I *still* have no idea what that means 😂

Sorry about your GI issues while on holiday.
 
Doc said:
Thank you to @capriallie for the most liked thread title with 104 votes! ❤

Last thread recap:

Gabs went with Alan to watch Barbie, predictably regurgitated The Eras Pink outfit.

Wonderful Tattler @sugarbumfairy1234 spotted Gabs in the wild and snapped our desperate duo mid argument, with Gobs stomping away from Alan.

We found out thanks to @SweetpeaCacti that Jewniper Mewn has been closed an incredible 51% of its lifespan.

Gabs tret us to a nip slip. “Understood the assignment”, apparently.

She also addressed her now ✨60lbs ✨ weightloss as a symptom of a stomach ulcer and stricture. She can only eat “melty fewd” like pizza and crisps and Chinese takeout and crispy balls and Parisian McDonalds.

Gabs whisked Alan away for a birthday break and lived up to every one of our expectations. This is not a good thing.

Throughout the period of the last thread we have been tret to lots of body checking phewtews of Gabs being ✨ skinny ✨ even though we all know it’s all down to the lens she’s using on her camera and she’s still a normal build with a fridge-like shape.

We are grossed out by Alan’s apparent lack of hygiene and fashion choices, particularly her shoes and perma-cap.

Gabs still hasn’t seen Jewd. As @poopbug summed up in a thread suggestion: Melty fewd, expewsed bewb, can travel to Paris but not to see Jewd.

Onwards, Trewlls! ————>
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Excellent recap, I was particularly tickled by Gabbeh being described as having a ‘fridge-like shape’ 😭
 
As Gabbies melty diet seems to have baffled the minds of all us trewls, this is what google defines as melty foods

No mention of pizza, McDonald’s or Starbucks, Gabz.
 

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