Gabriella Lindley #56 Fairytale of New Pork

[Gossipgirl92]

Thanks to @Albi for the name!

Gabs is currently creaming her pants that there might be another lockdown over Christmas.

Since the last thread she has been to the hairdresser 54 times. Her hair is still the same colour.

She went to London and being the legend she is wore a mask the whole journey (except for when she had tea and Parkin) she bought a shopping trolley.

We are awaiting the annual Christmas surgery announcement

 

[mindlessness]

56! Wow.

The box dye sweepstakes

kataday - 2nd October 2021
Barmj- 3rd October
Juststopit - 5th October
Lira - 7th October
Louise13 - 11th October
Fillyjonk - 13th October
scoobie - 16th October
PepsiCherry - 17th October
Kiyu - 18th October 2021
MarthaFarkus - 20th October
Glittersun - 21st October
Mindlessness - 23rd October
Metayl75 - 24th October
LizardQueen - 25th October
Alrighthunxo - 27th October
Randomlyorange - 29th October
Gossipgirl92 - 31st October
Cyclophage - 31st October
snowfairy17 - 2nd November 2021
HotTea - 3rd November 2021
Celery16 - 5th November 2021
Livelaughlove123456 - 7th November 2021
TeaSpillLil - 8th November 2021
ktypage - 9th November 2021
cookiesandcream027 - 11th November 2021
Asor - 17th November 2021
Batondecanelle - 24 November 2021
Boredjess - 26 November 2021
IddieBiddie - 27th November 2021
SpookyLumberjack -2nd December 2021
kbjhguih - 4th December 2021
Felicity12- 12th December 2021
Swamgwam - 18th December 2021
Idkk- 20th December 2021
julialarubia - 21st December 2021
Hereforthememe - 22nd December 2021
Odi- 27th December 2021
Sable - 29th December 2021
jackolantern - 31st December 2021
Kitten458 - 1st January 2022
Hally34 - 4th January 2022
Planetjupiter - 14th Feb 2022
Spillthetea23 - Whenever Alfie proposes to Zoe cos she will be sew jealous and needs all the attention

 

[black ripped skinnies]

I'm going to go January 3rd! She always has some sort of breakdown around then and starts her new year new me crap after she's given herself new year's Day to eat everything and wallow in her own filth.

I am patiently waiting for the day when she takes that shopping trolley out for a stomp and shows us

 

[Mooncalf]

I'm already laughing imagining her filming a tiktok of her stomping with her shopping trolley and the potential for edits with mewsic over the top that will bring.

 

[Randomlyorange]

I'm already laughing imagining her filming a tiktok of her stomping with her shopping trolley and the potential for edits with mewsic over the top that will bring.

The Bill: shopping trolley edition

 

[Goldengirl88]

Saw this and thought of Gabs. How apt

Sorry for the double post but had to comment on how unprofessional this is...

Advertising her Black Friday deals whilst wearing pjs and a greasy top knot bun! Also, this clip just randomly inserted into a Primark haul. She really has no clue.

 

[Wrenwren]

56! Wow.

The box dye sweepstakes

kataday - 2nd October 2021
Barmj- 3rd October
Juststopit - 5th October
Lira - 7th October
Louise13 - 11th October
Fillyjonk - 13th October
scoobie - 16th October
PepsiCherry - 17th October
Kiyu - 18th October 2021
MarthaFarkus - 20th October
Glittersun - 21st October
Mindlessness - 23rd October
Metayl75 - 24th October
LizardQueen - 25th October
Alrighthunxo - 27th October
Randomlyorange - 29th October
Gossipgirl92 - 31st October
Cyclophage - 31st October
snowfairy17 - 2nd November 2021
HotTea - 3rd November 2021
Celery16 - 5th November 2021
Livelaughlove123456 - 7th November 2021
TeaSpillLil - 8th November 2021
ktypage - 9th November 2021
cookiesandcream027 - 11th November 2021
Asor - 17th November 2021
Batondecanelle - 24 November 2021
Boredjess - 26 November 2021
IddieBiddie - 27th November 2021
SpookyLumberjack -2nd December 2021
kbjhguih - 4th December 2021
Felicity12- 12th December 2021
Swamgwam - 18th December 2021
Idkk- 20th December 2021
julialarubia - 21st December 2021
Hereforthememe - 22nd December 2021
Odi- 27th December 2021
Sable - 29th December 2021
jackolantern - 31st December 2021
Kitten458 - 1st January 2022
Hally34 - 4th January 2022
Planetjupiter - 14th Feb 2022
Spillthetea23 - Whenever Alfie proposes to Zoe cos she will be sew jealous and needs all the attention

I’d like to add 3rd Jan my 21st bday

 

[ECH]

We should stop betting when she'll dye her hair brown because that's exactly when she'll do it. You know she checks here and is refusing to dye her hair thinking she's sticking it to the haters

 

[Juststopit]

Saw this and thought of Gabs. How apt

Off topic but This is why I never go to the city in winter...the slush is unacceptable.
But when you wake up to this...

I think its fair to say winter is better than summer!


Also, why was that clip in black and white? She's such an odd creature.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

We should stop betting when she'll dye her hair brown because that's exactly when she'll do it. You know she checks here and is refusing to dye her hair thinking she's sticking it to the haters

Good, I hope she hates every extra second that she has “blonde” hair when she doesn’t want it

 

[Juststopit]

Good, I hope she hates every extra second that she has “blonde” hair when she doesn’t want it

How dare you, all her dreams will come true when she has silver hair. Everything in her life will suddenly click into place and she'll never have problems again.

 

[Goldengirl88]

I must be a glutton for punishment becosss I went back to finish the Primark video.

How many crates does she need? it's ridiculous!

Ps. Sew chiseled, yew guiz!

 

[Juststopit]

I must be a glutton for punishment becosss I went back to finish the Primark video.

How many crates does she need? it's ridiculous!

Ps. Sew chiseled, yew guiz!

How did this crates become so trendy anyway? They're the IFCO trays stuff comes in in supermarkets!

 

[Fillyjonk]

The Bill: shopping trolley edition

Can we please also have some festive songs? Can You Stop The Cavalry is suitably stompy.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Can we please also have some festive songs? Can You Stop The Cavalry is suitably stompy.

You missed a chance to say Can You Stomp The Cavalry

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Saw this and thought of Gabs. How apt

Sorry for the double post but had to comment on how unprofessional this is...

Advertising her Black Friday deals whilst wearing pjs and a greasy top knot bun! Also, this clip just randomly inserted into a Primark haul. She really has no clue.

She could at least pretend to be dressed by wearing a jumper on her top half, and by washing her face etc.

Have some pride and self respect.

 

[Hewcus_Pewcus]

She could at least pretend to be dressed by wearing a jumper on her top half, and by washing her face etc.

Have some pride and self respect.

I agree! Maybe it's just me but my PJs are sorta sacred.. like it's a sign for getting cozy and relaxing or something? Like I'd feel very vulnerable for someone other than my close friends/family to see me like that.
Like imagine turning up to a zoom meeting looking like that?! But instead she's just immortalised herself looking like that on the internet forever more amen

 

[Albi]

We should stop betting when she'll dye her hair brown because that's exactly when she'll do it. You know she checks here and is refusing to dye her hair thinking she's sticking it to the haters

I’ve put a date in my notes on my iPad and took a screenshot so it had the date on it so I couldn’t be accused of changing it to fit not gonna give her any clues so she doesn’t do it on that date lol forgotten which date I chose now though

 

[LuLu17]

56! Wow.

The box dye sweepstakes

kataday - 2nd October 2021
Barmj- 3rd October
Juststopit - 5th October
Lira - 7th October
Louise13 - 11th October
Fillyjonk - 13th October
scoobie - 16th October
PepsiCherry - 17th October
Kiyu - 18th October 2021
MarthaFarkus - 20th October
Glittersun - 21st October
Mindlessness - 23rd October
Metayl75 - 24th October
LizardQueen - 25th October
Alrighthunxo - 27th October
Randomlyorange - 29th October
Gossipgirl92 - 31st October
Cyclophage - 31st October
snowfairy17 - 2nd November 2021
HotTea - 3rd November 2021
Celery16 - 5th November 2021
Livelaughlove123456 - 7th November 2021
TeaSpillLil - 8th November 2021
ktypage - 9th November 2021
cookiesandcream027 - 11th November 2021
Asor - 17th November 2021
Batondecanelle - 24 November 2021
Boredjess - 26 November 2021
IddieBiddie - 27th November 2021
SpookyLumberjack -2nd December 2021
kbjhguih - 4th December 2021
Felicity12- 12th December 2021
Swamgwam - 18th December 2021
Idkk- 20th December 2021
julialarubia - 21st December 2021
Hereforthememe - 22nd December 2021
Odi- 27th December 2021
Sable - 29th December 2021
jackolantern - 31st December 2021
Kitten458 - 1st January 2022
Hally34 - 4th January 2022
Planetjupiter - 14th Feb 2022
Spillthetea23 - Whenever Alfie proposes to Zoe cos she will be sew jealous and needs all the attention

I said 7th Jan a few threads back (as it’s my birthday!)

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

I said 7th Jan a few threads back (as it’s my birthday!)

At this point she'll just keep bleaching it turns to cotton wool and then it falls out. She seems to think blonde hair has mythical powers and having it coming out of her scalp will turn her into a beautiful goddess,complete with the social life she feels she is owed.