Gabriella Lindley #38 Butternut squash for a head, only relevant cos of this thread

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Honestly makes me so happy imagining how cross Gobby will be when she sees this thread title.
'My head's not a butternut squash is it Jane????? I'm not irrelevant am I mum?'. *STOMP STOMP STOMP*
'No dear, don't listen to those 30 plus haters, they're only jealous, love'
 
Cyclophage said:
Brilliant title! 😂

I can’t believe she’s closing her shop AGAIN. This is the third time now! She looks so unprofessional.
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Imagine if all the essential shops closed every time they were out of something.

Tesco: Sorry everyone, we've run out of Kellogg's Cornflakes so we have to close while we restock. 🥲

Customers: But you still have everything else in stock and sell own brand cornflakes? You don't need to close, surely?

Tesco: You will never understand how hard I have to werk, my darling child 🥲🥲🥲
 
Yew pewple are sew mean
 

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starkwinterfell said:
Yew pewple are sew mean
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There’s nothing that irritates me more than when she tries to tell people how they should behave.

Here’s a novel idea to stop you trotting out the same old pigshit every few weeks Gabby - concentrate on how YOU behave and how YOU react to “mean” things because you will never ever control how other people think and speak 🥲

Also, I loved narcissistic tagine and thought it was some kind of youth colloquialism I was not yet aware of 😂😂
 
Doc said:
There’s nothing that irritates me more than when she tries to tell people how they should behave.

Here’s a novel idea to stop you trotting out the same old pigshit every few weeks Gabby - concentrate on how YOU behave and how YOU react to “mean” things because you will never ever control how other people think and speak 🥲

Also, I loved narcissistic tagine and thought it was some kind of youth colloquialism I was not yet aware of 😂😂
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I'm gonna try and slot "narcissistic tagine" into everyday speech and Facebook posts. It's the primordial soup of the day.
 
Meepwaj said:
This video from the last thread had me in tears, orders a bagel with chicken, turkey, ham, bacon, cheese and salad, but removes the tomato and cucumber?! 🤯 so just meat and carbs then Gobs? 😂 sew healthy, fewd is fewl remember!

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omg, what even is a bagel order like that? carnivore feast? i can't watch it at the moment (a travesty!) but bacon AND ham with Turkey AND chicken??? of course the cheese topping for a little protein. no wonder the little popper gets abdominal cramping, even without a gastric band this sounds like a bad idea.

 
Blueblue123 said:
Not only does she not know anyone to know someone who's "going through things" but she's clearly only saying this to remind people to be kind to her on the off chance she's going through something.

Which she never usually is but she wants people to think that so they are never negative to her.
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I'm pretty sure she's trying to pretend she's friends with Jade Billington who seems to be going through something at the moment. She just wants to seem involved even though I don't think Gabby has ever expressed being close to her before.
 
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