Gabriella Lindley #36 Hammy Trotter and the Prisoners of Gabkaban

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The old thread was well over the limit so enjoy the new thread with the most liked title coming from @Fillyjonk and @Alrighthunxo 👏

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Yay! Happy to share this victory.

Quick recap: Gabby has reopened Juniper Moon with lots of moaning about the volume of orders. You'd almost think this shop wasn't her passion! After some negative comments about her shop on Twitter, she has gone private in order to filter out the truth trolls. She claims her endo pain has gone away since a laparoscopy yet her latest period was the worst ever. Like ever ever. And also, Juniper Jane has apparently been with her since driving her back, which we suspect may not be true. And that's what you missed on Glee Complete bleeping Misery.

Now, about her claim that everything about her business was researched:

Nothing about Juniper Bollocks was researched.

For starters, there is already MORE THAN ONE business called Juniper Moon. Lesson One: Choose a unique name.

Then her website is a PR shitshow, ranging from product descriptions making direct comparisons to products made by another company, to an accusatory tone telling customers she basically thinks they're lying if they claim their order wasn't delivered, to conflicting policy info, to piss-poor wording.

She didn't research that basically all her designs are practically carbon copies of existing work, leaving her open to claims of plagiarism and, at best, unoriginality.

She didn't research international shipping costs, bleating that it's "too much for my brain". She didn't research how to sort out post Brexit shipping and even initially hadn't thought to sort out a pick-up service, meaning that she hadn't considered postage altogether.

She didn't research how to speak to customers online and instead blocked, argued and doxxed anybody with a negative opinion.

She didn't create a business Twitter and clearly isn't very active on work email, then threw a wobbly when feedback that wasn't arse-kissing reached her personal twitter.

She hasn't researched ways to improve her skills and designs, meaning that her products look bleeping basic and the only people buying them are minions with a sense of obligation.

She hasn't researched eco-friendly packaging properly, or she'd know that putting a product in a biodegradable sleeve is pointless if you're surrounding it with shredded paper and putting it in a box that could have been used for other things (like tit).

She didn't research how to keep a clean, covid safe, hypoallergenic workspace and clearly doesn't care as she keeps photographing that gargantuan boss-eyed creature in her office.

She hasn't researched copyright issues and how to use quotations and lyrics without getting sued.

The only thing she has researched? Other artists' work and how to copy it.
 
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Oh she’s back with endo . I give up she hasn’t got endometriosis . There’s no point even listing the reason why and inhaling your body weight in cake is a clear sign and sweet a laparoscopy doesn’t just magically get rid of all the pain and you should be having easy periods by now but it will return seeing as you’ve had 3 periods in 1 and a half month prob should get that checked out

que I’m a hospital I’m sewwwwww sick

Also your first period is very painful and heavy as your body is going what wait why I’ve been attacked

But by the 3rd period most of the pain that is caused by the endometriosis should gone as it’s been removed so if 3 periods on she’s still in such pain the endometrial scaring wasn’t the issue but you know the hypochondriac she is it’s probs just a normal bleeping period

only time I’ll be jealous of her . I wish I could eat and it would make me feel better
 
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lurked here for a little while but to be fair, endo is hormone fuelled, hence the flare up at this time of the month. I suffer from PCOS, and at the age of 15 had a four month period that doctors just shrugged off until the combined pill made me gain quiet a bit of weight. It's quite refreshing to see someone be honest that there isn't just a quick fix cure to chronic illness, especially in terms of gynaecology, but i could be projecting seeing as endo is the reason I'm an only child 🤷‍♀️
 
knivesnflowers said:
lurked here for a little while but to be fair, endo is hormone fuelled, hence the flare up at this time of the month. I suffer from PCOS, and at the age of 15 had a four month period that doctors just shrugged off until the combined pill made me gain quiet a bit of weight. It's quite refreshing to see someone be honest that there isn't just a quick fix cure to chronic illness, especially in terms of gynaecology, but i could be projecting seeing as endo is the reason I'm an only child 🤷‍♀️
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Just to say endometriosis isn’t just hormones fulled . estrogen dominance is one of the causes of it and high levels have been linked but it’s not the be all and end cause

so are you saying Gabi is refreshing? And oh so honest
 
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