Gabriella Lindley #33 Bl0cked! The Loosical - a Gabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox

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So many great loosical titles but this one from @Sanctified had the most likes... edited for the swear word haha.

Sooo our independent darling child small business owner Gabriella Lindley of Juniper Moon previously known as velvetgh0st of Thurgoland has been up to a lot lately:
  • After her endew op she had the worst period ever, contradicted by calling it a breeze
  • Slept in bed with her mum who made her toast at 2am
  • Endew wewnd got infected, scruffy witch
  • Revelation that she sang in the toilets while skipping PE at school, prompted many mewsical numbers from tattlers
  • Threatened to call the police on people socialising
  • Her New Year’s countdown kiss was with a pot noodle
  • Said she’s going on a date when they’re both vaccinated, cue the gab wedding in 2050
  • Video of her falling down the stairs did the rounds on tiktok, comments mainly about shitboxgate and her elbowing Jewniper Jane/ Philip Schofield
  • More bleeping shelves and yewnits
  • More crappy stickers
  • Gone into lockdown still eating like tit, wearing mask incorrectly, being rewd, with no friends and is still recording the long awaited album
Link to her ailments list and shitboxgate:
https://tattle.life/wiki/gabriella-lindley

Continue below scummy trolls... but remember bE KiNd x
 
Lmao reminds me of the time my sister was pregnant and messaged me saying she feels like a fat slob and I wrote “well if it helps, you don’t look slobby!” But it autocorrected to “if it helps, you don’t look skinny!” Lucky she didn’t expose to me all over the internet then come over and elbow me in the face!
 
Found out why she’s staying in Brighton and who she has asked on a date then I guess 👀
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Interesting.. she’s had little digs at Binkys sidekick Brogan before. One being Brogan mentioned in a vlog or tweeted something about doing “admin” and Gobby Gabby of course in her oh so subtle (blatantly freaking obvious) way mentioned something about Youtubers calling their work admin afterwards and Brogan called her out on it haha. Can’t imagine they really like her that much
 
IrishName said:
What happened to Velvetgh0st?
Gabriella Lindley (or Gabby Lindley) AKA Velvetgh0st now owns an online shop called Juniper Moon which has been embroiled in a plagiarism scandal, she also shared on Twitter that she shat in a box (more than once).
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I missed this! Sounds interesting... I love how you can come back to Gabs after a while and there'll have usually been yet another scandal. She's usually moved house again every time I check in on her as well, and moaned about yet another ailment 😂
 
I’ve realised the reason she could never live with someone!
If she has to tit in a box every time someone is around, it will swiftly become a real inconvenience to have 7 Amazon boxes full of shite stacked on her stairs every week. Plus she will need to order a lot of packages for her to dump her err personal packages into.
 
Alrighthunxo said:
Found out why she’s staying in Brighton and who she has asked on a date then I guess 👀
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Gab's is trying so hard to be unique and different she literally claims she is bi! Not buying it. She didn't last with Poppy because she wasn't into her. She is against men because nobody wants her as their partner so only women are left. The problem is she isn't into girls .:cautious:
 
IrishName said:
I’ve realised the reason she could never live with someone!
If she has to tit in a box every time someone is around, it will swiftly become a real inconvenience to have 7 Amazon boxes full of shite stacked on her stairs every week. Plus she will need to order a lot of packages for her to dump her err personal packages into.
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I wouldn’t be worried about that. With her diet it will be 1 Amazon box per month.
 
BoomTimesTwo said:
Let’s be real, the only person she is into is herself. Lol
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She definitely wants what everyone else has - Jane has endew so Gabby does too. George had WLS and an op for a deviated septum so Gabby did too. Chris is gay so Gabby is LGBT as well! How dare anyone think they're better than her? The truth is that she's nothing more than a mediocre singer that got hyped up as a kid for breathing and still wants to be applauded for shitting in boxes.
 
Just reading the last thread and going back to her being nasty for no reason...
The main thing that sticks out at me recently is the ongoing comments about 'Northerners' when she's Barnsley born and bred.
She loves a sweeping generalisation.. like South Yorkshire was in tier 3 because she went to m&s in meaddahewl and people weren't wearing masks..I can't find the tweet now
 
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This is why we don't take her claims of bullying seriously. "so fat away" as a sentence makes zero sense. "Far" is literally the only word that fits and nothing else.

Even if we stretch to say she meant "fat anyway" that's two wrong letters and still a weird way to call her fat.

Can you imagine how many misunderstandings she's taken as bullying? 🙄
 
Hurrah54 said:
Just reading the last thread and going back to her being nasty for no reason...
The main thing that sticks out at me recently is the ongoing comments about 'Northerners' when she's Barnsley born and bred.
She loves a sweeping generalisation.. like South Yorkshire was in tier 3 because she went to m&s in meaddahewl and people weren't wearing masks..I can't find the tweet now
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She definitely thinks she's above/better than the north. She really thinks because she's made some decent money she's part of the ~ metropolitan southern elite ~ not realising it could all come crashing down extremely quickly and she would be back living with Jane before you could even say 'ham'

Blueblue123 said:
This is why we don't take her claims of bullying seriously. "so fat away" as a sentence makes zero sense. "Far" is literally the only word that fits and nothing else.

Even if we stretch to say she meant "fat anyway" that's two wrong letters and still a weird way to call her fat.

Can you imagine how many misunderstandings she's taken as bullying? 🙄
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Her posting that comment only reflects poorly on her because she's plainly too stupid to comprehend English properly. Like you say it makes no sense to say 'so fat away'. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that was a typo, not to mention that 'R' and 'T' are literally neighbours on a keyboard.
 
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