Gabriella Lindley #28 Monika’s collecshun is my inspirashun. Did I mention my operashun?

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So lately our favourite winter baby (born in June) has been found pestering IKEA on Twitter and complaining about being ill, as well as looking forward to her operashun. Will anything ever change?

She has released a new collecshun which is possibly worse than the first, and since it didn’t sell she needs shelves to store all the tat. She finally had a shower it seems, and has just been spotted on Instagram eating cheese pastries. Wow she has an exciting life 😳

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Says the reason she stopped doing “what I eat in a day” videos because she found them triggering and couldn’t deal with the negative comments. Yet regularly uploads the fact she’s not eaten all day like it’s something to be proud of 🥴
Still don’t understand how she eats what she does despite all her apparent intolerances...
 
I swear to God, THE IRONY.
Even begging is better than BUYING
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Jdottt13 said:
Says the reason she stopped doing “what I eat in a day” videos because she found them triggering and couldn’t deal with the negative comments. Yet regularly uploads the fact she’s not eaten all day like it’s something to be proud of 🥴
Still don’t understand how she eats what she does despite all her apparent intolerances...
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Oh it frustrates me sooo much!!!! And her itty bitty teeny tiny portions cause she's just sewwww teeny tiny herself.

Didnt she once promote an orange juice diet to her teenage viewers or something ridiculous.
 
JLPU said:
Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.
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she sounds deranged. Gabby and the voices in her head. Gabby and her mum. Gabby and her cat. I don't understand why she doesn't just use I.

And honestly I don't think jewniper mewn will ever grow enough to move out of the spare room 🤷‍♀️ she's just going to hoard more and more stock
 
JLPU said:
Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.
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She’s so annoying using “we” and “us”. She sounds like a bleeping head! How can she not see how stupid she sounds? Is she that dim? What am I saying, of course she is!
Also why is she pretending she had a shower! No steam? No water on the glass. Phone in the shower taking photos. Yeah right gobs! Then she flicked water at the cat to make it look like he walked into the shower. YOU’RE A LYING PIECE OF tit Gobshite! You may have been in the shower, but you certainly didn’t turn the bleeping thing on.
 
JLPU said:
Suggesting getting a studio for juniper moon would be the dream... but... then she would have to leave her flat?! No chance.
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it’s sad that a studio space for Gabby is the dream. This is because she can leave her flat to go to another space that is basically her flat. Without other people and somewhere she can fill with mismatched furniture.
If she ever hires an assistant that will be hilarious. You can’t fire someone because they didn’t wish you happy birthday before noon.
 
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