Gabriella Lindley #15 She's a phoney, She's a fake, Jaw as sharp as a Jaffa Cake

[StephenTJackson]

New thread, thanks to @Alrighthunxo for the thread suggestion.

Want a catch-up, duck knows if she is ill or not, god knows where the pain she was experiencing went and she is moaning and being a massive hypocrite about lockdown by "working" in Starbucks. Oh, and is having surgery that is probably weightloss surgery but she is saying it's to find out what is wrong with her (let's not actually get in to that).

 

[Chicken&Bacon]

Someone should probably link the tweets about her shitting in a box and maybe the video of her elbowing her mum i dont have them. but its absolutely bound to come up at some point in this thread

 

[Katattax]

Those photos look like the filler from her lips are migrating to her nose!

 

[Randomlyorange]

Wearing the same dress in the heat two days running when shes so sweaty it drips down her face! (one of these is from yesterday’s story, one is today’s)

She must absolutely stink!!!! would rather smell ham!

Edit just realised the one with two pics has been cropped somehow lol but it’s the same dress

 

[Ejo27]

I've noticed she rarely leaves the flat at all unless Jane is there! She must push her to go for walks

 

[Doc]

Holy ruined philtrum Batman.

 

[Amandaleigh]

What about when she came down for your birthday Gobby?

What a moon face!

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

What about when she came down for your birthday Gobby?

What a moon face!

Guiiiise just look how chiseled her face face WOW so jealous

 

[Doc]

What about when she came down for your birthday Gobby?

What a moon face!

“Mumma took a covid test...” what, just like that? Popped to TescoS and got it with some ham and satsumas?

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

Wow who called her regretting buying her flat already? Priceless
and who’s this best friend we’ve never heard of? Her mums mate?

 

[Celery16]

Doesn’t like living alone, but could never live with anyone else other than her mother, because she’s the only one who puts up with her tit and enables her.

 

[lira]

Wow who called her regretting buying her flat already? Priceless

Manchester doesn't want you hun. It's still a couple of hours from me but if I get a whiff of ham, I'll know it's her.

 

[Peachkins]

So Jane was probably guilted to come down to chauffeur Miss Hammy Moonface and Nellie to the vets

 

[Celery16]

She’s basically just taking our advice. Your welcome Gobby.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Leo doesn't want to be your best friend and doesn't want you up north either

 

[Randomlyorange]

So when she was in Brighton her friends were in London
When she was in London her friends were in Brighton
And now that she’s back in Brighton her friends are up north?!

 

[Jdottt13]

I’m actually happy that at last she’s realised that living in Brighton isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. And I’m glad for her that she’s deciding to move somewhere closer to her mum - I think it will do wonders for her mental health! I’ve always said I do seem to have a soft spot for her (maybe cos I’ve watched her from the beginning!) and I do honestly just want to see her living a better life than she does now (don’t all hate me pls haha)

 

[Chlochlocat]

Wait... She tit in a box?!


I'm new to the party but these threads are GOLD

 

[callmegracie]

Wow who called her regretting buying her flat already? Priceless
and who’s this best friend we’ve never heard of? Her mums mate?

she loves brighton so much? why? she only goes out to starbucks and tesco.. and i'm pretty sure you can do that anywhere in the uk

 

[lrobinson112]

if she moves to manchester i will actually cry, i don’t want gobby tainting my city