How are you lot forgetting the crusty stinky nipples?
She smelt sick, like gone off milk, and sniffed the cats mouth and hole. Despite her 5 showers a day and still looking like stig of the dump, it was her nipples.
they are also crusty and she flicked off scabs.
Someone mentioned it was nice to not see a pregnant post once and she went on a rant for 6 days about it
She comes out with crazy tit the goes mental went she backtracks -she clearly said she would get a mattress on the floor with toys and leave the child unsupervised so she could sleep and then once called out went mental as the sister who is the Ultimate Mother and knows all said that it’s Montessori.
She cried hysterically because Sean Lock died because he got her pregnant- the money robbie’s parents gave them so Princess Grubs didn’t have to wait for NHS treatment didn’t, it was watching 8 out of 10 cats that magically did it.
She loves to take over processed images in National Heritage sites looking like she’s fingering herself.
For a lingerie blogger, that hadn’t blogged in 3/4 years, she wears the same greige bra every photo.
She has the worst nausea that any pregnant woman has possibly had, despite eating the most foul concoctions with loads of acid on them.
She’s reading here on her regular. She comments about it on her Twitter. Fellow cunts unite!
Mundane highlights include her close up of her grubby face and creased pjs with food on talking about how hard pregnancy is, what she’s not doing that day, how much space she has in the steering wheel (she’s been cradling her fat since week 12) and what snacks to put in the babies room, showing her cat licking her vagina, asking how she’s going to pick her nose with claws.
and her followers are falling every day surprisingly!!