Fathering Autism #186 Slimelife has sunk, now Piggy is in a funk!

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Thanks @MamaOneSon for the new thread title!

We're at quite the inflection point in the Maass Family Saga right now.
Is Limelife by Alcone about to move to an affiliate model or shut down completely?
Is Priscilla so suddenly affected by internet-diagnosed perimenopause that she's had to take to bed while her husband talks about the state of her uterus to their ever-dwindling audience OR is she losing her godddamn mind over the Limelife situation? Or perhaps it's just all the salt-laden processed food and copious alcohol she's consuming daily starting to catch up with her.

Will we ever hear about perimenopause again given their inability to remain consistent in any situation?

Tune in to thread #186 while we watch the drama unfold!
 
Awesome new thread! Thank you!

So Imbecilla wants to be a rodeo rompin' bunny? Welp time to get out the cowboy hat and the floaty dresses and stomp and twirl like only she can. Maybe she'll give bull rides? Yeeehaw!!

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So folks, she says she's now wearing a size 16. And she says she's 5'5.

 
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therealamylynn said:
Awesome new thread! Thank you!

So Imbecilla wants to be a rodeo rompin' bunny? Welp time to get out the cowboy hat and the floaty dresses and stomp and twirl like only she can. Maybe she'll give bull rides? Yeeehaw!!

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So folks, she says she's now wearing a size 16. And she says she's 5'5.

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My goodness she's awkward and at her girth, distressed jeans just look like they are tattered from her hugeness. Here is the Judy Blue sizing chart and Twatty is SOOOOOOOO full of poop 😂
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Such a gluttonous Beast🐽🐽


I've been following Chelsey and she did a reel the other night where she talked about gaining weight and about perimenopause. Is that a new Slimelife tactic? Something new to exploit? Interesting that they are such besties that there seems to be no support for one another. Funny that🧐🧐

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therealamylynn said:
Each of her legs is a size 16! She is not a 16. I am 5'1 and 131 pounds. I'm a comfortable fit at a size 8/10 There is no way on God's green earth that she is 2 sizes up from me. (10/12 and then 14/16) she is no less than a size 26 or 28.
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A 34.75" waist & 44.5" hips? There's not enough elastic in that fabric to make that kind of magic 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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So I found this short video. This woman is a size 16 in trousers but says that Judy Blue is so stretchy that she sizes down to 14. There is zero chance that Twatty is only one size up from this woman. Not even close.


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FFS, did they get another dog?

 
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MizBeaverhausen said:
A 34.75" waist & 44.5" hips? There's not enough elastic in that fabric to make that kind of magic 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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So I found this short video. This woman is a size 16 in trousers but says that Judy Blue is so stretchy that she sizes down to 14. There is zero chance that Twatty is only one size up from this woman. Not even close.


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FFS, did they get another dog?

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Of course they got another dog that they won't take care of just like their other dogs.
 
MizBeaverhausen said:
A 34.75" waist & 44.5" hips? There's not enough elastic in that fabric to make that kind of magic 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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So I found this short video. This woman is a size 16 in trousers but says that Judy Blue is so stretchy that she sizes down to 14. There is zero chance that Twatty is only one size up from this woman. Not even close.


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FFS, did they get another dog?

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Because she wears her pants so tight on her redwoods, she makes them look even bigger than they already are. She is definetly taking the shots in pillform. Because if she wasn't she'd be answering the people that ask her if she is. She'd be the first to say "And NO.....I am not taking the weight loss meds everyone is taking". She could never lose weight this fast if she wasn't.
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MizBeaverhausen said:
A 34.75" waist & 44.5" hips? There's not enough elastic in that fabric to make that kind of magic 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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So I found this short video. This woman is a size 16 in trousers but says that Judy Blue is so stretchy that she sizes down to 14. There is zero chance that Twatty is only one size up from this woman. Not even close.


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FFS, did they get another dog?

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This will at least give Asshole some material for his vlog. Poor dog has to get used to Abs honking and squawking.
 
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Thanks for picking my thread title y'all!

Was surprised to see Ass get a dog. They made it seem as if it was a Surprise for Ass, but turns out he picked the dog out himself. I thought my the thumbnail it was a Lab puppy, but then in the car it looked like a Poodle. Here's a pic of my baby Poodle a few years ago.

New puppies and babies bring in views, and theirs have been tanking!
 

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Well, talk about the magic filter being on overdrive:
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And then it broke

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They don't take care of the two dogs that they already have. Selfish bastards. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: All three are large breed dogs which need exercise and space to roam. They have no property for the dogs to have the zoomies and play . I'm absolutely disgusted. Those poor dogs.
 
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Thousands of dogs are in kill shelters and they get a puppy from a Greeder. Stupid cunts. This is purely for content and I feel really sorry for that poor wee pup. Not only will she have to endure these twats, but she’s going to have a life of lying around in the house, shitting in the back yard and occasionally getting to go a proper walk. The novelty of a puppy will soon wear off and she’ll not be trained properly or have any quality of life. It doesn’t matter how much they try to get Abbie to pet the pup, she has no interest.
 
MizBeaverhausen said:
A 34.75" waist & 44.5" hips? There's not enough elastic in that fabric to make that kind of magic 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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So I found this short video. This woman is a size 16 in trousers but says that Judy Blue is so stretchy that she sizes down to 14. There is zero chance that Twatty is only one size up from this woman. Not even close.


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FFS, did they get another dog?

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OK, the dog is cute. And puppy breath is one the best things like hs to offer but my first thought was that her is another thing they are going to train half way and never walk or play with. Poor little dawgy.
 
therealamylynn said:
Awesome new thread! Thank you!

So Imbecilla wants to be a rodeo rompin' bunny? Welp time to get out the cowboy hat and the floaty dresses and stomp and twirl like only she can. Maybe she'll give bull rides? Yeeehaw!!

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So folks, she says she's now wearing a size 16. And she says she's 5'5.

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There is no flipping way she’s a size 16! I’m just speechless!
 
MizBeaverhausen said:
Well, talk about the magic filter being on overdrive:
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And then it broke

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They don't take care of the two dogs that they already have. Selfish bastards. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: All three are large breed dogs which need exercise and space to roam. They have no property for the dogs to have the zoomies and play . I'm absolutely disgusted. Those poor dogs.
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is anyone singing the "you lost SO much weight" song in the comments?? (Banned person here :coronation:) Those new filtered fotos are way too far. Lookit the fat pig. The rapidly NON perimenopausal slob who needs to remember her latest lie, even a little. I LOVE the comments @WowMeowMeowWow shared. It appears that finally, people are taking notice of her pathetic tit.

That puppy is cute. Poor baby. Another critter to lock up (crate?) every night :cautious:🤬
 
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