SO, I just watched this shitshow
The heavy breathing from both of them is astonishing. Twatty couldn't be a more useless tit if she tried and those planters look sloppy and crammed not full and lush. There is a reason why garden centres sell ready made planters, it's for people who do not know how to do proper plant or floral decor and there is zero shame in that. How can anyone take these nitwits seriously? I kept watching that cartoon plank behind Tubby, hoping it would boink him on the head like it would on a Looney Toons reel. The wreath looks as ratty as the welcome mat.
As Dean Wormer would say to Blutarsky
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son . I believe he would grade the front porch as zero point zero.