Fashion Mumblr #21 Buying faux titles for money, you'll never be royal honey!

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She is eating and wearing macaroni and cheese all day every day. But the 💩 still brown tho my darlings
Girl must sh*t bricks with this diet. I, on a foolish whim, ordered mac and cheese the other day.... hadn’t had it in a solid year but had a craving. Man oh man did it throw my digestive system for a loop 🙈 I guess I understand now why she flogs poop spray in her gift guides 🙈🙈🙈

(The overshare was worth it for the poop jab, right? 🙊🤣)
 
Girl must sh*t bricks with this diet. I, on a foolish whim, ordered mac and cheese the other day.... hadn’t had it in a solid year but had a craving. Man oh man did it throw my digestive system for a loop 🙈 I guess I understand now why she flogs poop spray in her gift guides 🙈🙈🙈

(The overshare was worth it for the poop jab, right? 🙊🤣)
I never had macaroni and cheese but it looks like a very heavy, coma inducing dish
 
She just sounds like an idiot saying these floofy words instead of regular ones. You don’t sound fancy, Josie. Just stop it. It’s not called luncheon. You’re not going to a bingo hall with the old ladies gang. It’s lunch. You eat it at mid day like the rest of the universe. You’re not special or posh or fancy. Just pretentious.
 
If I hear her saying "Oh my goodness" once more time I swear I will strangle her. Don't hate me but part of me feels sorry for her (I know I know) imagine how lonely your life must be if the only joy in it is macaroni cheese and ugly jumpers. Now don't get me wrong - the solution is in her own hands but she is just too thick to see it. Josie - there is a whole world of joy out there - go find it!
 
The word that gives me the creeps is boudoir. Ugh!
Lady marmalade

If I hear her saying "Oh my goodness" once more time I swear I will strangle her. Don't hate me but part of me feels sorry for her (I know I know) imagine how lonely your life must be if the only joy in it is macaroni cheese and ugly jumpers. Now don't get me wrong - the solution is in her own hands but she is just too thick to see it. Josie - there is a whole world of joy out there - go find it!
Don’t feel too sorry for her... keep in mind the constant flux of free luxury goods coming in ever day. While she doesn’t have a job, no schedule, no boss, no nothing:)
 
Oh god had to switch off stupid stupid stupid dog voice back.
Not just snow Cotswolds snow.
Prancing about like a moron. Anyone would think she was at a ski resort !!!!!!
Why does she look so old for her age. Tragic she will kick herself in 20 years time.
Dogs run away - probably that stupid foreign accent you try too do .
 
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