EmmyLou Loves #148 Soft porn, won't you please think of ur 1st born?!

[Bishma]

Congratulations @AJAYA on the winning thread title. I couldn't put the C-Bomb in the title, so used some Kath & Kim creativity.

Sorry all, it couldn't be used and I totally understand why, but will work on getting a new title created.

You have won a blow up plastic dog, some crusty bikinis courtesy of the little skincare mogul and a neoprene St Vag satchel to put it all in and look like a Corprorate Bish.

 

[Moderator]

Guys, is there a title to use that isn't just calling her a fat bleep? 1 it's pretty much been done before and 2 our host has rules about content that gets too hateful and we try to avoid titles like that.

Edit changed it to the title suggested @YankeeRoo title that had about the same votes anyway

 

[Bishma]

Guys, is there a title to use that isn't just calling her a fat bleep? 1 it's been done before and 2 our host has rules about content that gets too hateful and we try to avoid titles like that

Noted.

 

[notgifted]

May I approach the bench?
Your Honour, I would like to make it know to the court, Emmylou is in fact a fat bleep as the people put it.

The little aircon blowing on her works perfect, have the kids all gone one? How rude to be in their all cool while the kids sweat their balls off, oh that’s right, it’s Aaron’s week, every week right.

Look at that fire hazard power board under bed, the landladies kids would welcome a fire just quietly.

Why can’t the kids eat a whole apple? Cutting an apple for a tween lol so controlling.

 

[OhMyLou]

She really is a pea brain what was so cute about the elf she showed nothing but her leaving the room them coming back like nothing happened. She’s fucked show us the content with the effort you put in for little V you lazy sloth.

 

[Whiskers1]

She's getting as boring as Cachia

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Will this thread take us through to Christmas, I can’t wait to learn how to make a bucket full of jelly and use leftover ham in fried rice. Hopefully the Mum comes over from Perth to babysit and Emmy can show Mum her stand at a factory outlet.

 

[deploytheturtles]

The frosted lips look even worse without other makeup on

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

May I approach the bench?
Your Honour, I would like to make it know to the court, Emmylou is in fact a fat bleep as the people put it.

The little aircon blowing on her works perfect, have the kids all gone one? How rude to be in their all cool while the kids sweat their balls off, oh that’s right, it’s Aaron’s week, every week right.

Look at that fire hazard power board under bed, the landladies kids would welcome a fire just quietly.

Why can’t the kids eat a whole apple? Cutting an apple for a tween lol so controlling.

The land ladies kids would welcome a fire is epic #goingtohellforsure

 

[YankeeRoo]

Ole Alove is stuck with this psycho now!!

Til Vida turns 18!!!

 

[notgifted]

Ole Alove is stuck with this psycho now!!

Til Vida turns 18!!!

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Imagine the brown stains on those knickers, from her fake tan & her ring gear.
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Perhaps Emmylou is drop shipping, her tit looks identical to this American ladies tik tok review of a product
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Think the brand is Anua

 

[erhmagawd]

Imagine the brown stains on those knickers, from her fake tan & her ring gear.
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Perhaps Emmylou is drop shipping, her tit looks identical to this American ladies tik tok review of a product
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Think the brand is Anua

Doing the lords work notgifted

 

[nothappymegs]

I just watched the banoffee pie recipe reel - what a dog’s breakfast. There’s nowhere near enough caramel in that, it’s just a tiny layer smeared over the pastry, then the cream just slapped on. At least pipe it into the pastry shell so it looks pretty.
And a comment on the reel - oh what would you suggest instead of the banana? Chunks of chocolate? Maybe not making banoffee pie? As in banana cream caramel pie? Maybe go with a different sort of pie if you don’t like banana. It’s people like this that are making the world a stupider place. I see it all the time on recipes and social media - I don’t like “insert main ingredient that makes the dish what it is”, what else could I use? Another recipe Susan, just go for another recipe!

 

[Broken Veneers]

Four of the seven products are sold out online and click ad collect. May have been due to the buy one get one free promotion or she didn't order much stock. Or she's pushing everyone into buying the box sets.

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Four of the seven products are sold out online and click ad collect. May have been due to the buy one get one free promotion or she didn't order much stock. Or she's pushing everyone into buying the box sets.

I noticed that too but the buy one get one free promotion was only in store, that stock was already in the stores. Surely the stock chemist warehouse send out is in another warehouse. duck I don’t know what kind of year 8 business project she’s trying to run here.

 

[makeitstop]

Four of the seven products are sold out online and click ad collect. May have been due to the buy one get one free promotion or she didn't order much stock. Or she's pushing everyone into buying the box sets.

Or is just saying they are sold old so people buy the kit too much of a coincidence that they are sold out when they kits are back in stock.

 

[notgifted]

Four of the seven products are sold out online and click ad collect. May have been due to the buy one get one free promotion or she didn't order much stock. Or she's pushing everyone into buying the box sets.

Hope she’s made some sort of duck up.
Or she mare them out of stock for the 10% off sale so they couldn’t sell them cheaper but forgot to turn it back on as available.

 

[Icantlookaway]

Congratulations @AJAYA on the winning thread title. I couldn't put the C-Bomb in the title, so used some Kath & Kim creativity.

Sorry all, it couldn't be used and I totally understand why, but will work on getting a new title created.

You have won a blow up plastic dog, some crusty bikinis courtesy of the little skincare mogul and a neoprene St Vag satchel to put it all in and look like a Corprorate Bish.

@Bishma your profile pic reminds me of Roz from Monsters Inc someone once pointed out the resemblance, and I just can't unsee it

 

[Director of Mugs]

Do you think they have to clear this stock to make way for the new January range? As St Saj has been only allocated so much shelf space. It's either remove the photos of Emmy or the stock.

 

[Mslane]

Come to baxter Emmy so i can sashay diwn the CW aisle and bamboozle you with questions. Ask for a photo and when she goes to pose tell her sorry i wanted you to take a pic of me.