Emma Drew #32 complex atypical endometrial hyperplasia is not cancer

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Emma Drew has confirmed her diagnosis was atypical endometrial hyperplasia which is not cancer. Emma Drew shall now forever be known as "The greasy bauble who lied about having cancer".

@Breadhead hit the nail on the head with the thread title suggestion with 52 votes - complex atypical endometrial hyperplasia is not cancer.
Close runner up @AdApathy with 47 votes on Emma Drew #32 - Lied about having cancer.

Anyone care to do an Emma Drew 31 round up? @TheWeeDonkey perhaps?
 
I'll try to do a recap:
  • It turns out the cancer diagnosis she told us about last year was actually Complex Atypical Endomentrial Hyperplasia. this is not cancer. If left untreated it may lead to cancer, but Emma has not been diagnosed with cancer, so put down the emergency crunchies.
  • The Tattle Team cracked the mystery of The Drews' Cruise, which is suspected to have been paid for with the in-law's cruise refund, which was conveniently mentioned on stories today.
  • Upon their return, we were treated to many photos of the fruit machine walking through Santorini. All of that Royal Caribbean gunt-loading must have been exhausting as she's been non-stop allowing herself rests and breaks from her full-time job as a couch potato ever since she got off the boat.
  • She jumped on the Bo Burnham's Inside bandwagon four months late and made it her personality trait. Despite what her bio says she is not a CEO nor entrepreneur, but to her credit she does look like she was born in 1964.
  • Emma now shares custody of Poopy the Pom with her in-laws, because it's hard work not walking or taking care of a dog.
  • The changing of the seasons brought with it some absolutely hideous patterned leggings and the mankiest boots known to man. These fashion travesties are paired with equally disastrous, ill-fitting dresses on every occasion. It isn't known what her Halloween costume plans are, because nothing is more terrifying than her taste in clothes.
  • Tony managed to escape for a couple of days with his friends, which meant Emma had to do the same. Unfortunately, Emma went on a trip with the Invisible Man, who featured in no photos but somehow encouraged her to spend more money on tit she doesn't need.
  • Emma hasn't done a pouch reset in a hot minute, but still reassures us that she can't eat more than 3 chicken nuggets, but somehow manages to consume gargantuan amounts of food at Liquor and Loaded at least twice per week.
  • Making Money Without a Job and By Being A Slob isn't working well for ya gurl, which is why she's peddling Zilch and Ziglu referrals on the daily.
  • Apparently ya gurl fits into size L Primark tights (quickly debunked on here)
  • She went on a huge rant about Plusnet not breaking the law to cancel her dad's broadband contract.
 
Wow how insightful I would never have thought of doing a single one of these. What great content. 10/10 must follow. No wonder she was money blogger of the year.
 

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Breadhead said:
Wow how insightful I would never have thought of doing a single one of these. What great content. 10/10 must follow. No wonder she was money blogger of the year.
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I'd say cash for clothes is a terrible option. You go there with 4 black bags full and end up with a fiver if you're lucky. They then sell them on to poorer countries in bulk, who are battling to survive against this massive influx of fast fashion that's been dumped on them. It's smothering their beaches, wildlife, sewage systems, streets. It's Killing their own sewing trade/manufacturing industry because people are buying our cast off clothes cheap. So it's a vicious circle. I bet Imma hasn't got a clue.
 
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