C7645
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Well done @TartanHillHussy for the only thread suggestion. Edited to add references to her FHM days 
Always worth a repost of these photos too
Always worth a repost of these photos too 
Emily Norris #5 FHMily on a fake fad diet, all while her kids run riot
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AlwaysWell done @TartanHillHussy for the only thread suggestion. Edited to add references to her FHM days
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I think every thread of her should start with it.Always
@Moderator - only my second ever thread created. Can you amend the title to read ‘Emily Norris #5 FHMily on a fad diet, all while kids run riot’ - I promise to get any other threads right first time
Sabrinathemiddleagedwitch
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I swear everytime I read that bit about ‘everyone just wants to have sex with me or falls in love with me’ something inside me dies 
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I know what you mean but the article is too good not to start every thread withI swear everytime I read that bit about ‘everyone just wants to have sex with me or falls in love with me’ something inside me dies
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Always has 4 year old Jackson on the hip like he is still a baby 
I really don’t get why she carries him aroundAlways has 4 year old Jackson on the hip like he is still a baby
No ordinary sledges for the Norris kids. Have to have the best in the park.
What a waste of money. Snow when we get it in this country is fleeting. Money to burn that family
justheretoreadthegossip
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Matt won’t let her have a 4th baby so she’s clinging on to “baby Jacks”Always has 4 year old Jackson on the hip like he is still a baby
I remember she used to carry Caleb around too though and put him in a pushchair when he was clearly too big for one. So I think she just babies all her kids.
StrattyNeet
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Our Em is just really silly... or is she?... will spend money on anything. What you see is pretty much what you get....A real worry...She obsesses about most things... the trampoline being wet... the kids having all the right gear for whatever fleeting activity they may be interested or take part in... her weight, skin, hair, nutrition... it’s just never ending stream of anxiety or a quest for perfection.... mention your nose gets cold when you’re out... she’s straight on Amazon buying a nose muffs... she fills her days with the sameNo ordinary sledges for the Norris kids. Have to have the best in the park.
content... replacing things that don’t need replacing... making meals no one wants to see and I suspect eat... it’s all a bit sad really...to think of those heady would be FHM modelling days... jammed up against the cooker in her halls of residence kitchen at uni, in a itchy bra and knicker set from Asda. Trying to look sexy... but actually looking cold and self conscious.... I have a feeling that she has made way more money than she ever thought she would... makes even more by writing most things of in taxes... everything in her content is considered work related purchases... so that’s meals...decorating... you name it... Emily seems to be limited by her imagination... that really is the problem...
Sabrinathemiddleagedwitch
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Howling at straight on Amazon to buy nose muffs
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