Em Sheldon #18 Faking a break up for the only kind of engagement she’ll get

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New thread for Em Sheldon known as Emshelx

Previous thread; https://tattle.life/threads/em-shel...to-be-the-worst-influencer-alive.45625/page-1

Thread title thanks to @FairyLites who came up with this winner back in July and was the second most liked post on the previous thread.

As it alludes, Em has been pretending to be single and using this to post thirsty photos, pretend she’s on dates (with Emily Canham), and do reels talking about being single. But eagled eyed tattlers know this girl like to bullshit and Matt was still popping up in her vlogs despite trying to keep him hidden 🤡

Other highlights from the last thread:

posting old photos from a previous Ibiza trip but pretending they were from this years trip
mould in her Chanel espadrilles 🤮
Matt being named ‘curvaceous king’ 🤣
Fake YouTube bots which post the same messages on her videos
Em pretending she bought a designer dress for Eras tour but Emily Canham ratted her out and said it was rented 💀
Body builder poses so she can get attention showing her arse off
Her face is different on pretty much every photo now, and it doesn’t match the face on her YouTube videos 🥴

Anyway, lets continue tattling away….
 
I’m honoured 🤣 I don’t often post on here but am strangely addicted to the neverending and gobsmacking levels of bizarre behaviour exhibited by our Emshelx, so am very proud to have got a thread title. Looking forward to seeing how the car crash continues to unfold. And thanks for a superb recap @Lechat - made me lol several times.
 
Thanks Lechat for the new thread! :)(y)

Great thread title Fairy lites! 😀
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She is the last person I will listen to about skincare, hair or clothes advice 🤣


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I cringe every time she opens her mouth 🥴

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SophiaNicole said:
Thanks Lechat for the new thread! :)(y)

Great thread title Fairy lites! 😀
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She could grow her own organic, unusual type of tomatoes in her garden... if she hadn't turned it into an outside kitchen, which is around 5 steps further away from her actual kitchen.

Think of all the aff links from basic garden stuff she could have been and still be shilling rather than complaining about those ugly, leaking outside cupboards that house the outside kitchen equipment
 
I feel like this is insulting to Bert as he has a lovely expression, but the yellow skin to Em’s orange, the eyebrows from above. I can see a resemblance! 😂 Honestly, now looking at Bert, he has a more human like expression than Em does most of the time!

Speaking of Muppets, I went into a drs office to get Botox for headaches for the first time and was terrified I would look like all these botched influencers, (even though the only part shown was a tiny amount on my forehead)…but the part in my forehead I liked, so I casually asked the nurse what they do for smile lines on the face…and she said NOTHING! “You start doing anything for nonexistent lines and you leave looking like a muppet!“I appreciated her honestly. Someone needs to be honest with Em…about…everything! The faces the filler, the poses, the clothes…oh lord the clothes…that hurts my soul.

How many pages do you think we will get to before she reveals curvy King has been here all along? Not sure the temporary boost in engagement was worth it. She definitely had tons of..omg you are glowing, I’m so happy you got rid of him (probably not the exact vibe she was going for lol)..you go girl messages at first, but it seems to be dying down. Now she is going the bad news, bad things are happening but I can’t tell you (aka PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME)…that can’t go along forever. She may have to throw another attempted robbery in for good measure. Sigh, she is hopeless!

Looking forward to watching the saga along with you all 🥂
 

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Those doors on her garden ‘project’ are giving corrugated shed 🤣

the whole thing is going to look horrendous after a winter with the rain. That worktop will probably go green from algae. I’ve no idea why she did all this? Instead of the garden pod she should have put up a shed for Matt’s stuff and just bought some nice patio furniture and bbq like everyone else. Oh sorry, that would be wait for gifted furniture and bbq 🤣
 

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Well now Jimmy has discovered tubes, which everyone uses over taxis not just because it’s cheaper but because it’s quicker, she will save at least an hour a day so I thought I would compile a list of things she could use that time for.

• Soak the creosote off her skin in the bath
• Start using hair masks so she doesn’t resemble a scarecrow
• Clear out a cupboard a day of freebie junk and donate to a women’s shelter / food bank
• Do a proper food shop
• Clean the little flat herself
• Decide if she’s single or staying with the curvaceous king
• Write a letter of apology to her mum for slagging her for not raising her in a London townhouse
• Donate all these clothes that are clearly too small for her
• Pay for an appointment to get the poorly injected freebie filler dissolved
 
Cooksie said:
Well now Jimmy has discovered tubes, which everyone uses over taxis not just because it’s cheaper but because it’s quicker, she will save at least an hour a day so I thought I would compile a list of things she could use that time for.

• Soak the creosote off her skin in the bath
• Start using hair masks so she doesn’t resemble a scarecrow
• Clear out a cupboard a day of freebie junk and donate to a women’s shelter / food bank
• Do a proper food shop
• Clean the little flat herself
• Decide if she’s single or staying with the curvaceous king
• Write a letter of apology to her mum for slagging her for not raising her in a London townhouse
• Donate all these clothes that are clearly too small for her
• Pay for an appointment to get the poorly injected freebie filler dissolved
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- bin the mouldy Chanel espadrilles
 
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