Thanks to @Nikkinikki7788 for the thread name!
So quick recap for those just joining us:
- Elaine is living in Yorkshire with a guy called Will (not his real name - he has a South African name so she calls him Will). She met him online and they went on their first date on Christmas Eve. She moved in with him during lockdown and somehow got him to agree to her permanently moving into the new house he was buying. She wants us to believe she is also an owner of this house but I have serious doubts she’s actually on the mortgage/deeds. Will’s even more of an idiot than we think if he’s let that happen.
- Elaine is supposedly working from home for the same company she worked for in Newcastle. However, she regularly goes out to the shops during the day and we see no evidence of her actually working so we’re doubtful she actually has a job at the moment.
- A few months ago Elaine made remarks on instagram that she’s on the pill. But a few days ago she made an Instagram story saying that she’s going to the doctors for tests etc because her cycles have been off for a few months because some of them are really long. If she was on the pill she would be having a regular 28 day cycle so it’s clear she lied about the pill.
- Elaine hasn’t changed at all. It’s the same life with a different guy in a different location - always complaining that she’s ill, taking nana naps during the day, buying crap from home bargains, gifting people tat for their birthdays and complaining about her weight but never sticking to any diet plan.
Looking forward to seeing where this thread takes us...
Will she be pregnant by the end of the year? (Whether Will wants it or not )
Will she move back to Newcastle?
Will she finally admit she doesn’t have a job?
Will she stop buying tat from Home Bargains?
So quick recap for those just joining us:
- Elaine is living in Yorkshire with a guy called Will (not his real name - he has a South African name so she calls him Will). She met him online and they went on their first date on Christmas Eve. She moved in with him during lockdown and somehow got him to agree to her permanently moving into the new house he was buying. She wants us to believe she is also an owner of this house but I have serious doubts she’s actually on the mortgage/deeds. Will’s even more of an idiot than we think if he’s let that happen.
- Elaine is supposedly working from home for the same company she worked for in Newcastle. However, she regularly goes out to the shops during the day and we see no evidence of her actually working so we’re doubtful she actually has a job at the moment.
- A few months ago Elaine made remarks on instagram that she’s on the pill. But a few days ago she made an Instagram story saying that she’s going to the doctors for tests etc because her cycles have been off for a few months because some of them are really long. If she was on the pill she would be having a regular 28 day cycle so it’s clear she lied about the pill.
- Elaine hasn’t changed at all. It’s the same life with a different guy in a different location - always complaining that she’s ill, taking nana naps during the day, buying crap from home bargains, gifting people tat for their birthdays and complaining about her weight but never sticking to any diet plan.
Looking forward to seeing where this thread takes us...
Will she be pregnant by the end of the year? (Whether Will wants it or not )
Will she move back to Newcastle?
Will she finally admit she doesn’t have a job?
Will she stop buying tat from Home Bargains?