Eastenders #5 Staying Alive

[TheDuchessx]

So Ben told Stacey that her van would cost a couple of grand to fix up which sounds about right, but then Kheerat told her it would only be a few hundred quid.

Is Kheerat some sort of good samaritan now? There must be a catch here.

I think it was just a way to get Staceys wife to like Keerhat as she will be involved in the Gray showdown?

 

[LaBlonde]

He did shag her a while back.

there have been so many ridiculous and never referred to again plot points over the past two years that i COMPLETELY forgot about this

 

[Cady1954]

Can someone give me some background on the new gay Stacey and her extremely annoying wife? I mean wtf.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Can someone give me some background on the new gay Stacey and her extremely annoying wife? I mean wtf.

Stacey isn't gay although Eve is.
Stacey married Eve because they were friends in prison and Eve needed somewhere to go on her release.

I really like Eve. She's obviously in love with Stacey even though she knows its not reciprocated.

 

[Cady1954]

Stacey isn't gay although Eve is.
Stacey married Eve because they were friends in prison and Eve needed somewhere to go on her release.

I really like Eve. She's obviously in love with Stacey even though she knows its not reciprocated.

Well that's a fucked up mess isn't it? I let my friend stay with me because she had nowhere to go but I didn't feel the need to marry her. Are these writers on drugs or something?

 

[Scotch Mist]

Well that's a fucked up mess isn't it? I let my friend stay with me because she had nowhere to go but I didn't feel the need to marry her. Are these writers on drugs or something?

It was something to do with Eve getting parole. For some reason she has no friends or family that she could've gone to live with

So now shes trapped in the Walford bubble living with Jean Kat and Phil

 

[gossipgirlxxo]

It was something to do with Eve getting parole. For some reason she has no friends or family that she could've gone to live with

So now shes trapped in the Walford bubble living with Jean Kat and Phil

And Lola + 9 kids

 

[Scotch Mist]

And Lola + 9 kids

She's probably wishing she was back inside by now

 

[Ibrokethegoddamnwheel]

Lola lives in a flat with Isaac now.

 

[Scotch Mist]

Lola lives in a flat with Isaac now.

Phew that's some light relief

 

[Cady1954]

It was something to do with Eve getting parole. For some reason she has no friends or family that she could've gone to live with

So now shes trapped in the Walford bubble living with Jean Kat and Phil

Still don't u derstand why Stacey had to marry her?

And Lola + 9 kids

I think I'd rather be in jail.

 

[LaBlonde]

And Lola + 9 kids

i’ve lost complete track of how many kids are in that house is it 9? scarlett, kat’s got three(?), stacey has three(?) - where are all of these people sleeping?!

 

[Cady1954]

i’ve lost complete track of how many kids are in that house is it 9? scarlett, kat’s got three(?), stacey has three(?) - where are all of these people sleeping?!

Can you imagine it? I can't blame Phil for wanting to do a lifer I think its will be much more peaceful.

 

[LaBlonde]

Can you imagine it? I can't blame Phil for wanting to do a lifer I think its will be much more peaceful.

i want a doof-doof of phil lying down on the bed in his cell, contented smile on his face, as he takes in the silence i would be begging the jail to take me in!

 

[Sprezza]

What in the GCSE Drama was that???
I'm guessing the radio silence here is because people are still trying to unclench themselves from the embarrassment...

 

[Ells321]

What ranking has Jack got with the police force “Inspector” he’s hasn’t done much to earn the title. Inspector Gadget would do a better job than him least he gets the job done.

 

[Mustard]

Some weird way for Ballum to reconnect.

 

[LaBlonde]

What in the GCSE Drama was that???
I'm guessing the radio silence here is because people are still trying to unclench themselves from the embarrassment...

god i hate those scenes they insist on doing where the whole square stands up for someone and you have random characters popping up like “yeah me too!” and such. urgh. this whole attack aftermath has basically been people reading gay rights quotes from a pamphlet. the second hand embarrassment was HIGH.

 

[Ells321]

Can we all back up a minute what in the hell did I honestly just watch like what was that The only highlight for me was drunk Kim.

 

[LaBlonde]

Can we all back up a minute what in the hell did I honestly just watch like what was that The only highlight for me was drunk Kim.

kim is one of the few highlights of this show!

my personal favourite part was when the police apparently decided it was a great idea to put two women who had just almost had a fight into an enclosed space (a police van) together. and then just…….. let them out again two minutes later? what even was that?!